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    victim was quoted to have said

    "what this? It's just a flesh wound!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy View Post
    I know it is wrong to disclose this patients information due to the fact that it is in direct violation with HIPAA guidelines...but here is a photograph of the victim taken at the scene of the accident.

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    Black Knight: None shall pass.
    Arthur: What?
    Black Knight: None shall pass.
    Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
    Black Knight: Then you shall die.
    Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
    Black Knight: I move for no man.
    Arthur: So be it!

    Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's left arm.

    Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
    Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
    Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
    Black Knight: No, it isn't.
    Arthur: Well, what's that then?
    Black Knight: I've had worse.
    Arthur: You liar!
    Black Knight: Come on you pansy!

    Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's right arm.

    Arthur: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy...

    Black Knight: Come on then.
    Arthur: What?
    Black Knight: Have at you!
    Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
    Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
    Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
    Black Knight: Yes I have.
    Arthur: Look!
    Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
    Arthur: Look, stop that.
    Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!
    Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

    Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's leg.

    Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
    Arthur: You'll what?
    Black Knight: Come 'ere!
    Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
    Black Knight: I'm invincible!
    Arthur: You're a loony.
    Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

    Arthur cuts off the Black Knight's other leg.

    Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
    Arthur: Come, Patsy.
    Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    *****Warning*****

    *****This thread includes broken bones and more.....DO NOT Scroll down, if you have a weak stomach!!!!*****


    OK, most of you know that I work in Radiology and sometime once in a blue moon I show you guys some weird/shocking xrays from work.


    This time it didn't happen here at my job, it happened at another hospital, but one of the guys works here and there, so he brought the xray over. This is for Educational purpose use only, so all of you "Oh, you are breaking the HIPAA violation"....don't bother and save your breath. I am not reveling anybodies name, age, ethnicity...etc.



    Ok here is what happened. Young guy in his 20's was working with a tree shredder. (you can see where I am going with this). Apparently he had stuffed too many tree branches and the shredder got jammed. So he decided to push the jammed tree branches with his Right Foot. Things did not go so well for this young man.


    Here is what a normal Xray looks like. (Random google image):

    You can see the lower right leg on the left of the pic which has bottom of the Femur, then tibia and fibia.
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    Here is the Xray of the young man who stuffed his foot into the shredder.

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    Fortunately, he did survive, but his leg had to be amputated below the knee.
    weak... very weak.

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    oh well now he can pursue a fulfilling career as a Pirate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KyleLs1 View Post
    oh well now he can pursue a fulfilling career as a Pirate!
    needs to get a hand lopped off so he can get the hook implant... then itch one of his eyes with the hook to achieve the eye patch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    needs to get a hand lopped off so he can get the hook implant... then itch one of his eyes with the hook to achieve the eye patch...
    by the sounds of the guy, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that it could happen.

    Fuck I'll paypal the guy some money to buy a Parrott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Getzen_Guy View Post
    victim was quoted to have said

    "what this? It's just a flesh wound!"

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    holy shit that sucks ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    maybe he was tired of that embarassing foot odor...
    HAHAHHA

    From the commercial??

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