George Carlin's solution to save Gas

**Nastyfoot** · 02-02-2008, 03:58 PM

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The
best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11
million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come
down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the
border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and
ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to
America then he must serve a tour in the military.
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him
on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
citizen since he defended this country. He will also
be
registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This
option will probably deter illegal immigration and
provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the
aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If
they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

**FuhBreezeE** · 02-02-2008, 04:13 PM

**Danger731** · 02-02-2008, 05:14 PM

nice

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-02-2008, 05:17 PM

Why do people always put george carlin's name with this type of shit? He would never say that.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 02-02-2008, 05:30 PM

I don't Carlin authored it either, here is an explanation:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp

**99zeetwentylate** · 02-03-2008, 12:35 AM

Very much not George Carlin.

**Nastyfoot** · 02-03-2008, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan

Why do people always put george carlin's name with this type of shit? He would never say that.

Who cares if he said it or not, it's funny. I found it on local radio station website with his name attached to it.

**Marc 85Z28** · 02-03-2008, 05:53 AM

Carlin is a very confused pot smoking hippie who would never say ANYTHING like that. Have you heard anything he's said lately? No, he doesn't tell jokes anymore. He's on some tyraid where everything that comes out of his mouth is some unfounded negative remark about Bush.

Deporting all the illegals is LONG overdue, but imagine how much fuel it would require to do so

**Stevie** · 02-03-2008, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Nastyfoot

Who cares if he said it or not, it's funny. I found it on local radio station website with his name attached to it.

i agree so what

**JonB** · 02-03-2008, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by Marc 85Z28

Deporting all the illegals is LONG overdue, but imagine how much fuel it would require to do so

Not if we made them walk back.

**fccs** · 02-03-2008, 11:03 AM

fuck yes

**blackout5.3** · 02-03-2008, 11:17 AM

in oklahoma i dont know about many other states, we made it illegal to work without being a citizen, and if you employee an illegal its a felony on the business owners part, our illegal immigrant population bottom fell out here in my area, but i dont know about anybody else

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-03-2008, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by Nastyfoot

Who cares if he said it or not, it's funny. I found it on local radio station website with his name attached to it.

I care if he said it or not because if someone is full of shit enough to attribute an email to someone it wasn't written by, i'm pretty sure that is a good sign to believe that the email is full of shit also.