Joke!!!!!

**Comedian** · 10-02-2007, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by TripleBlackTA

Beacuse it was dead

**bmyers** · 10-02-2007, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Neo

We had to have some payback for those plethera of stickies...that was just ridiculous

true but i got removed from the thread about my names!!

how am i ever gonna know if he is an imposter now!

**PureSShp00** · 10-02-2007, 07:18 PM

yeah so did i

**Stevie** · 10-02-2007, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Blitzed

Not to be confused with Spaz's "joke of the day" posts.... here we go

Ladies talking in Heaven...........

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

lol

**Bombhunter** · 10-03-2007, 08:27 AM

A lonely guy is sitting at a bar drinking away the fact that he hadn't been with a woman for a long time. An attractive older lady sits down next to him and orders a drink. The guy strikes up a conversation and they small talk for a few hours.

Bartender calls for Last Call, and the guy stands up. The older woman turns to him and asks:

"Have you ever been with a Mother and Daughter at the same time?"

The guy thinks to himself: Mom is 50 or so, and hot! So that would put the daughter at 30 something, and hot...

"No," he says, "can't say that I have."

Woman then asks:
"Want to change that? Come home with me tonight."

The guy, not having been with a woman for quite sometime, quickly agrees, and they head out the door. He follows the older woman to her house, they meet on the doorstep.

"It'll be just a second." She says as she fishes the housekeys from her purse.

She steps foward, unlocks the door and asks the guy:

"Are you ready?"
Growing ever more excited, the guy says "Yes"
They enter the house
The lady calls out "MOM!!! I'M HOME! ARE YOU STILL UP?"