Sting bug invasion...

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 05:29 AM

little bastages... they are every where... they are dumb as hell...

i need some options... do i kill a few and pin them to the wall out side and hang a note that says "See what happens?!?!?!!!!"... i'm not sure if they will take the threat...

maybe i could pick them off sniper style one by one... unloaded BB gun, a few pumps and the air blast blows thier little legs and wing off... i'll have to set traps... take covers off of fans... take the covers off of my seiling lights so they burn thier little feelers off...

this is war!!!

**SleeperC5** · 09-26-2007, 05:39 AM

what the hell kind of bugs are you fighting with !?!?!

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

what the hell kind of bugs are you fighting with !?!?!

stink bugs... it's bad they are really supid and smell like all hell when you kill them...

**Jeff Jones** · 09-26-2007, 05:54 AM

Some smell like Banana's when you smash them.....

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 06:01 AM

Originally Posted by Jeff Jones

Some smell like Banana's when you smash them.....

not the ones here...

**02ultraZ** · 09-26-2007, 06:07 AM

Yea and how the fuck do they get inside, those things piss me off, even if you touch them without killing they still stink...

**SleeperC5** · 09-26-2007, 06:10 AM

Ever heard of RAID ???

Spray the perimeter or your exterior door(s) and windows..... that should do it.

Don't ya think ??

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 06:12 AM

OPERATION "Stink Bug"

Day 1...

0700 the stink bugs are gathering thier forces on the screen... few have infiltrated the premises... I don't think tehy are away of my presence... they fly ackwardly in to the ceiling...

0730 i managed to snipe one while performing personal hygiene... i can how ever
never use that tooth brush again... i fear that the horrid stenchwill allert others to my location... i will fall back and relocate my self for now...

0830 i have arrived at my new location... code named "Work"... i made sure i wasn't followed... thier forces have gathered along the lines here as well...

1000 it's quiet... to quiet... i do not believe they have infiltrated this building yet... but i'm sure they are working on the tactics now... food supplies are getting scarce... i 'm afraid if i forage my location will be compromised... it is a chance i wil have to take in order to ensure survival... i will move out at 1100...

**02ultraZ** · 09-26-2007, 06:12 AM

Apparntly texans haven't encountered the evil stink bugs...They can fly too they just don't look like it.

**SleeperC5** · 09-26-2007, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by 02ultraZ

Apparntly texans haven't encountered the evil stink bugs...They can fly too they just don't look like it.

what did he just say ??

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

OPERATION "Stink Bug"

Day 1...

0700 the stink bugs are gathering thier forces on the screen... few have infiltrated the premises... I don't think tehy are away of my presence... they fly ackwardly in to the ceiling...

0730 i managed to snipe one while performing personal hygiene... i can how ever
never use that tooth brush again... i fear that the horrid stenchwill allert others to my location... i will fall back and relocate my self for now...

0830 i have arrived at my new location... code named "Work"... i made sure i wasn't followed... thier forces have gathered along the lines here as well...

1000 it's quiet... to quiet... i do not believe they have infiltrated this building yet... but i'm sure they are working on the tactics now... food supplies are getting scarce... i 'm afraid if i forage my location will be compromised... it is a chance i wil have to take in order to ensure survival... i will move out at 1100...

1017 my worst fear has been confirmed... i have recieved information from intelligence that says the stink bugs have been imported from another country and plan to take over america...

**third_shift|studios** · 09-26-2007, 06:38 AM

i just

pizza =)

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

i just

pizza =)

pizza is useless against them...

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

OPERATION "Stink Bug"

Day 1...

0700 the stink bugs are gathering thier forces on the screen... few have infiltrated the premises... I don't think tehy are away of my presence... they fly ackwardly in to the ceiling...

0730 i managed to snipe one while performing personal hygiene... i can how ever
never use that tooth brush again... i fear that the horrid stenchwill allert others to my location... i will fall back and relocate my self for now...

0830 i have arrived at my new location... code named "Work"... i made sure i wasn't followed... thier forces have gathered along the lines here as well...

1000 it's quiet... to quiet... i do not believe they have infiltrated this building yet... but i'm sure they are working on the tactics now... food supplies are getting scarce... i 'm afraid if i forage my location will be compromised... it is a chance i wil have to take in order to ensure survival... i will move out at 1100...

Originally Posted by Spaz

1017 my worst fear has been confirmed... i have recieved information from intelligence that says the stink bugs have been imported from another country and plan to take over america...

1050 i prepare to act on operation lunch... enemy forces are every where... i must be stealth and move with haste... rendezvous will occure at wendy's with classic tripple burger and baconator... they will arm me with noxious gas to combat the stink bugs with... if that fails it may mask my own scent and i may be able to move about them with out fear of assault...

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 07:21 AM

1117 i have made it to my base... one has infiltrated my base but i have snuffed him before he could leak any information... i can barely take the rancid stench... but i stay casually observant as his legs are still twitching... i'd rather not waste valuable ammo on a corpse but he could be playing possum... others on the screen have been "flicked" and possibly fallen to thier death... if any have lived through the fall they will gather forces... they know i am here now...

**ntimid8r** · 09-26-2007, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

OPERATION "Stink Bug"

Day 1...

0700 the stink bugs are gathering thier forces on the screen... few have infiltrated the premises... I don't think tehy are away of my presence... they fly ackwardly in to the ceiling...

0730 i managed to snipe one while performing personal hygiene... i can how ever
never use that tooth brush again... i fear that the horrid stenchwill allert others to my location... i will fall back and relocate my self for now...

0830 i have arrived at my new location... code named "Work"... i made sure i wasn't followed... thier forces have gathered along the lines here as well...

1000 it's quiet... to quiet... i do not believe they have infiltrated this building yet... but i'm sure they are working on the tactics now... food supplies are getting scarce... i 'm afraid if i forage my location will be compromised... it is a chance i wil have to take in order to ensure survival... i will move out at 1100...

I love the total military assault!!!

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by ntimid8r

I love the total military assault!!!

we must not fail...

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 07:59 AM

1200 i'm moving out to Wendy's to meet tripple classic and baconator... we will see how effective the gas works on these vile bugs... the coast is clear for now... little or no activity...

**Spaz** · 09-26-2007, 08:26 AM

1222 is there no end to the maddness?! there are resorting to kamakazi tactics... my car was hit three confirmed times... thank god the armor on my car is stronger than thier exoskeleton... i now have baconator and classic tripple with me... they are going to give me the gas i need to combat them with... "mother" team has contacted me and is in battle with the lady bugs... if the two insectoids team up... we will have no hope but to bomb the place...