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  1. 07-22-2007, 09:17 PM #1
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    Favorite LS1.com Quotes

    These are a couple of my favorites....theres another one when Dave(Big D) called zap a white ass cracka or sumtin...but i can find it...

    Post ure favorite quotes biotches





    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    If Zap was a terrorist his name would be.......... Never bin laiden...
    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    jeez. wow. By far the gheyest thread(s) ever. You are a flaming homo.
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  2. 07-22-2007, 09:27 PM #2
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  3. 07-22-2007, 09:32 PM #3
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    Look At Sig............
    High revving TPI........wait oxymoron?
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  4. 07-22-2007, 09:36 PM #4
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    who said that?
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  5. 07-22-2007, 09:59 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    I am the gayest guy on LS1.com! No contest. I could whip Sarge's ass in a race anytime I want to! Slow old fart! Then I'll back up and run over his dog and call him bastard. I'm gonna kick Hi-Po in the balls when I find him! TAP wants me sooo bad she needs therapy to help surpress the urge! Ed couldn't catch my other LS1 accounts if he fell over them in the street! Come get me big boy! Spaz, I just got back from the doctor with my results, you need to get tested too man... Firebug is the coolest guy around, he gets my vote for mod! I'm not really a cop, I'm an escaped mental patient! My favourite breakfast is a nice tall glass of fresh enema! You call that ink under my name? I haven't even started yet! I called my boyfriend tonight and he said "Come right over, noone is home", I went over and noone was home! I was told Kj puts up with me because she feels sorry for small retarded animals, is this true? Man my penis is so small I could almost mistake it for a second belly button. Damn, did I type that out loud?

    I like this one... ^^^
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  6. 07-22-2007, 10:03 PM #6
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    hahahahahhahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaa

    omg...i just laughed so hard
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  7. 07-22-2007, 10:05 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firebug View Post
    I like this one... ^^^
    that is ridiculous beyone belief... what sparked that?
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  8. 07-22-2007, 10:09 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by BULLET_WS6 View Post
    eh no one cares about the men.. we just wanna see the women
    so true lol!
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  9. 07-22-2007, 11:05 PM #9
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    One of Sarge's posts happens to contain 2 of my favorite quotes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Well fuck me in the eyeball. I gotta start asking folks how much shit is I guess before I say make it....oh well...I don't care....
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Fuck goats and let them sumsbiatches starve...you walk funny when your left nut is three time bigger than your right nut....dont type on your PC nekkid....there is only one lady at the office I would like to see nekkid....Mexicans cannot fucking back up for shit.....and I can go spend some cash on my cars now cuz Mama is bought off for the next few weeks....
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  10. 07-22-2007, 11:07 PM #10
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    sarge has the best quotes
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    omg bug. i laughed out loud (literally) for minutes, while reading that
    u totally unleashed on him.

    amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    I am the gayest guy on LS1.com! No contest. I could whip Sarge's ass in a race anytime I want to! Slow old fart! Then I'll back up and run over his dog and call him bastard. I'm gonna kick Hi-Po in the balls when I find him! TAP wants me sooo bad she needs therapy to help surpress the urge! Ed couldn't catch my other LS1 accounts if he fell over them in the street! Come get me big boy! Spaz, I just got back from the doctor with my results, you need to get tested too man... Firebug is the coolest guy around, he gets my vote for mod! I'm not really a cop, I'm an escaped mental patient! My favourite breakfast is a nice tall glass of fresh enema! You call that ink under my name? I haven't even started yet! I called my boyfriend tonight and he said "Come right over, noone is home", I went over and noone was home! I was told Kj puts up with me because she feels sorry for small retarded animals, is this true? Man my penis is so small I could almost mistake it for a second belly button. Damn, did I type that out loud?
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    I like this one... ^^^

    I always like this quote from Ice, I wish he would return he said some funny sh1t!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Spiral View Post

    it depends on how the fart sounded.

    if it was mostly silent, her asshole must be stretched, and she takes it up the ass.

    anal sex is vital for a good relationship.

    another words, ill bend over the bitch and ram the shitter until i nut.:

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    ...You are LS1.com's version of an STD that just won't go away.
    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    Yes Shelby you are a Texas redneck swastika swinging white supremist Aryan nation full blood racist!
    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    This is the 'special needs' website for carnuts.

    "Shortbus riders welcomed here at LS1.com"....
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  14. 07-24-2007, 09:38 AM #14
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    is the second to last one in ur sig to toyota h8r?
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  15. 07-24-2007, 09:41 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATCharming View Post
    is the second to last one in ur sig to toyota h8r?
    This is his sig atm ATC:

    my car is gonna run faster than a boy seeing michale jackson at the public pool

    Famous words of Ron White... You cant fix stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    This is his sig atm ATC:
    i mean the one in YOUR sig. the one YOU said... was it directed towards toyota h8r?
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    No it was said to ShelbySS.

    If you click on the 'red arrow' you can look at where is was originally posted.

    That Shelby thread was getting heated as it was about racism.
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    ohhhhhh ic. i didnt know of any other shelbys, gotcha
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    stop jackin my thread bitches and post
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