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10-05-2006, 12:11 PM #11 BAD ASS BOWTIE
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Q: Why do Bama graduates keep their diplomas in the windshield of their pickups?
A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Q: Where was OJ headed in the white Bronco
A: To Tuscaloosa...he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there!
Q: Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alabama?
A: Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.
Q: What do you call a genius at Alabama?
A: Visitor.
Q: Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Alabama fans?
A: The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.
This year's Bama team is so sorry they have to buy a house just to get a yard.
Q: How do you keep a Bama football player out of your yard?
A: Put a goal post in it.
Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but it takes a roomfull to sit around and talk about how the BEAR would have done it.
Q: How do you know that someone from the University of Alabama invented the toothbrush??
A: Because anywhere else, it would have been called the TEETH-brush!
Q: Why is the Alabama football team like a possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How do you get the Alabama football team to stand for the National Anthem?
A: The stadium announcer says "...will the defendants please rise?
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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10-05-2006, 12:19 PM #2Senior Member
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10-05-2006, 04:21 PM #3I am Useless
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12 national championships
21 SEC championships (NCAA Record)
53 bowl appearances (NCAA Record)
30 bowl wins (NCAA Record)
6th in all-time wins
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10-05-2006, 05:01 PM #4Shes Everything To Me
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StangKiller you did this on purpose to spite you know who didn't you? LOL!
I've heard all those just repalced with other teams.
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10-05-2006, 05:44 PM #5Feels so good
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Welcome to the present nutrider..
Originally Posted by Ice Spiral
12 national championships
21 SEC championships (NCAA Record)
53 bowl appearances (NCAA Record)
30 bowl wins (NCAA Record)
6th in all-time wins
Alabama 23
Arkansas 24
Alabama 13
Florida 28
Face the facts man..
Alabama will lose at LEAST 3 more games this year..
@Tenn
@LSU
Auburn
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10-05-2006, 10:21 PM #6Senior Member
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someone keeps bringing up History ..... Will that be on the test ....lol... Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*
Welcome to the present nutrider..
Alabama 23
Arkansas 24
Alabama 13
Florida 28
Face the facts man..
Alabama will lose at LEAST 3 more games this year..
@Tenn
@LSU
Auburn
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