Everyone likes puns

[konigandy6]

So my buddy is dating this portly girl... but then refers to other girls as being fat. So to get back at him, we are compiling a list of names for a fat person that are clever and funny.

Examples:

Admiral Snackbar
Obi Wan Canoli
Queen Salamidala
Sir Issac Fig Newton
Pontiac TransFat
Dale Earnheartdisease or Dale Jr. Mints
The Hunt for Red Octoblerone


Andddddd.... GO

[KahanaReef]

My ex and my son, always refer to them as Wide Glides. But, I suppose that would make more sense to the Biker crowd

[SiggyZ]

Queen LaCheeto, Fatty McGoo, Chunk'a Dunk, Plumpton, Pudge Muffin, Fat Riot, Sweat Hawg

[konigandy6]

Chocodile Dundee
GI Sloppy Joes
The Incredible Bulk
Nacho Man Candy Savage

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Queen LaCheeto, Fatty McGoo, Chunk'a Dunk, Plumpton, Pudge Muffin, Fat Riot, Sweat Hawg

Queen LaCheeto... love it.

[Nhra Firebird]

0rion

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

Pizza the Hut, Boba Fatt, Lard-ass Croft: Fridge-Raider

[2ManySS's]

If she is calling fat people fat, call her a hippo-crit.

[0rion]

Captain Neckfat......Fatty McButterpants



ps
fuck you Derek

[SMWS6TA]

For the army guys - dependasorusrex

Fatass works for me....straight to the point....

[GTP231]

ps
fuck you Derek

[LimeNine]

Over nourished

[ls1camino]

These are phunny...

[cam02ss]

LMAO "portly girl"

[jrbonds]

I called my ex bf's new woman "round" the other night, she asked me who I was calling fat.

[35th-ANV-SS]

If you eat too much, you're fat.
If you don't eat enough, you're anorexic.
If you are in shape, you're a douche bag or meat head.
If you're successful, you're gay.
If you're sensitive, you don't own a man card or have a set of balls.
If you're smart, you're a nerd.
If you're shy, you get picked on.
If you're not shy, you're a loud mouth and obnoxious.
If you're rich, own a fast car, or a large truck, you have a small penis.
If you sleep with a lot of people, you're a whore.
If you don't sleep with a lot of people, you're unattractive.
If you wear glasses, you're a geek or get called four-eyes.
If you have piercings or tattoo's, you're a freak.

Just curious, what's a normal person these days?

[ls1camino]

If you eat too much, you're fat.
If you don't eat enough, you're anorexic.
If you are in shape, you're a douche bag or meat head.
If you're successful, you're gay.
If you're sensitive, you don't own a man card or have a set of balls.
If you're smart, you're a nerd.
If you're shy, you get picked on.
If you're not shy, you're a loud mouth and obnoxious.
If you're rich, own a fast car, or a large truck, you have a small penis.
If you sleep with a lot of people, you're a whore.
If you don't sleep with a lot of people, you're unattractive.
If you wear glasses, you're a geek or get called four-eyes.
If you have piercings or tattoo's, you're a freak.

Just curious, what's a normal person these days?

Apparently I'm an unattractive, gay nerd who has a small penis

[GTP231]

Acceptance is the first step

[0rion]

Apparently I'm an unattractive, gay nerd who has a small penis

like this post was necessary......thank you Captain Obvious.

[Knight]

How fat is this girl? Are we talking jump up in the air and get stuck kinda fat, or worried about her stealing food off your plate kinda fat, or solar eclipse kinda fat?

If he's skinnier, you could call them spaghetti and meatball, or the number 10, when they are together.

[5.0THIS]

Have someone follow the new portly girl around as follows.