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Thread: Orion, Walt & Tractors
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03-12-2012, 01:10 PM #1
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Orion, Walt & Tractors
Walt & Orion
Walt is passing by Orion's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Orion doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Walt rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Orion ?"
"Good grief, Walt, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Orion ..
"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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03-12-2012, 01:21 PM #2
Oldie, but a goodie.
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03-12-2012, 01:33 PM #3
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03-12-2012, 03:59 PM #4
what I want to know is how in the hell you know what clothes I got on right now??????
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03-12-2012, 04:16 PM #5
Wonder what the therapist told 0rion that made him start modifying the lawn mower?
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03-12-2012, 04:25 PM #6
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03-12-2012, 04:34 PM #7
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03-12-2012, 04:38 PM #8
I miss Sarge.....wish he was still around.
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03-12-2012, 04:41 PM #9
Ditto.
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03-12-2012, 04:53 PM #10
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03-12-2012, 05:59 PM #11
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Anyone can copy and paste bobistheoil.com info...
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03-12-2012, 06:40 PM #12
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For a minute there, I thought I was the one being refered to in the story......but I know better than to interupt a man and his tractor......or ask questions......
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03-12-2012, 06:51 PM #13
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03-12-2012, 08:15 PM #14
not to mention my strict rule of not having any friends named Walt.......
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03-12-2012, 08:19 PM #15
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You can do better than that Timmay
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03-20-2012, 07:09 PM #16
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03-20-2012, 07:18 PM #17
he just got tired of the board scene I think....well.....that and he hated GTP231. I have talked to him since he left here so he's still alive and kicking....just not doing the board thing anymore.
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03-20-2012, 07:29 PM #18
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Didn't he throw a hissy fit over people disagreeing about shooting at a hill crest?
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03-20-2012, 07:31 PM #19
that was quite a while before he left
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03-20-2012, 07:38 PM #20
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Oh that's about when I last remember seeing him on here
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