What's Worse? Farting or Perfume.

***SMWS6TA*** · 10-19-2010, 09:31 AM

Why can't we do polls anymore?

So what is worse?

All of these are in an elevator or crowded room/hallway
A) Farting - and I mean a nasty fowl smelling one, like the kind that Spaz leaves
B) Robust Cologne or Perfume - usually worn by sleazy men and overly fat women
C) Smoker Cloud -the same as Pigpen in Charlie Brown Cartoons

Only two can kill me literally, B and C. Had a robust woman in the elevator look at me with disgust because her perfume set me off an asthma attack. It was so bad I had to stop on the second floor to get off to be able to breath. I had to take another elevator to get beck to my office in order to get my inhaler.

15 mins latter another co-worker asked what died in the same elevator.

**Spaz** · 10-19-2010, 10:08 AM

i'd say C... B can be pretty bad though...

**cammed goat** · 10-19-2010, 10:10 AM

B and C get my vote as well. B should also read "women we want, but could not have." I have been there many times.

**1MileCrash** · 10-19-2010, 10:36 AM

b and c. toss up between the two. they never go away. a on the other hand...farts disperse.

**raynor139** · 10-19-2010, 10:41 AM

I would have to say C ive never had a great sense of smell but I cant stand the smell of smoke at all and I think being a former smoker has made my hatred of it even stronger.

**Bramlok** · 10-19-2010, 11:51 AM

Old lady perfume is pretty bad. I don't know where they get the stuff but all old ladies use the same vile smelling perfume and it makes me want to gag.

**Spaz** · 10-19-2010, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by raynor139

I would have to say C ive never had a great sense of smell but I cant stand the smell of smoke at all and I think being a former smoker has made my hatred of it even stronger.

same here... i like the smell of smoke every so often but the lingering stink that permeates the clothing and hair is nasty...

**som ss 2001** · 10-19-2010, 01:10 PM

A, C, and B.

**scooley** · 10-19-2010, 06:54 PM

at least you can be proud of a nice cheezie farte

**Z28Thunder** · 10-19-2010, 07:05 PM

80 year old, 3 week old root egg wet fart... The smell can linger a long time. Kinda like baby diapers..

**wheeliE-maxx** · 10-19-2010, 07:15 PM

I would choose my farts over pungent perfume (everybody loves their own brand, it's magical), but old man farts are the worst

**scooley** · 10-19-2010, 09:07 PM

old man farts have that pre colon cancer twang,

**wheeliE-maxx** · 10-19-2010, 09:09 PM

mixed with death and rot

**Blackbird WS6** · 10-19-2010, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by scooley

at least you can be proud of a nice cheezie farte

Originally Posted by scooley

old man farts have that pre colon cancer twang,

**Spaz** · 10-20-2010, 04:37 AM

i like my own farts...

**SiggyZ** · 10-20-2010, 10:37 AM

My farts will stick to your lips.

**Smkn_TA** · 10-20-2010, 10:53 AM

Depends on the fart. Back in between 5th and 6th grade, my family went on a road trip. We hit resorts in colorado, wyhoming, montana. Made a giant circle back to our state. Was 12 days on the road. Anyways, somewhere around day 5, after 10 hours on the road, and already on that fast food diet. My dad let a fart go that actually made be puke. Only time that's ever happened in my life.