Some F%$K Nut!!!

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 06:22 PM

So I'm sitting in my beater at work on break (Thats all I do

) And this cock sucker comes out to his car and opens his door into my car. Now my car is a beater and I don't really care about it (I walk on top of it all the time and kick it) but thats not the point. If this was my Maro, he would have done the same thing. He opened his door, not once, not twice but 3 times into my car door, WHILE I SIT IN THE FUCKER!!!! Now I didn't say anything or get out but I did do this.

Started my car
Backed my car up
Put my car in a different spot
Walked to the maintenance room
Found screw container
Grabbed handful of screws
Placed them all on the ground were this fuck nut parks
Grabbed a cigerette and laughed the Dr. Evil laugh,this fucker will have 4 flats
Posted this on LS1.com when I could get a WiFi signal

Karma yesterday returns to ass clowns today. 4 flats you piece of shit, can't wait to see his shit box tomorrow

Cliffnotes: Don't fuck up other peoples cars (Especially mine) I get back 10 fold

**wheeliE-maxx** · 07-18-2010, 06:23 PM

cool story brah
try milk or eggs down the cowl vents.. shit is ruined for good nearly

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 06:24 PM

He is coming back.....THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EPIC!!!

**02transamce** · 07-18-2010, 06:25 PM

damn dude,don't ever drive the camaro to work,with the skunks and a-holes running around there.

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 06:25 PM

BRB In a few, he just drove into the spot and I want to go check the car out when he leaves

**SHines-IT** · 07-18-2010, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

cool story brah
try milk or eggs down the cowl vents.. shit is ruined for good nearly

Piss works nicely also.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 07-18-2010, 06:27 PM

what if his car flips and he dies?

???

**SHines-IT** · 07-18-2010, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

what if his car flips and he dies?
???

10 Points?

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

what if his car flips and he dies?

???

Less human waste to wreck our planet with their offspring. I just checked his car out

(Can't stop laughing) His driver side rear tire is leaking and will be flat before the morning

I don't see any other tire damage and picked the other screws up so that nobody innocent would be SCREWED over

Serves this piece of human waste right!

DON'T HIT SOMEONE'S CAR WITH YOUR CAR DOOR 3 FUCKING TIMES WITH THEM IN IT OR SHIT JUST MIGHT HAPPEN

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 06:38 PM

IB4T: Why didn't you say any thing to him. I'm in uniform and if I piss him off (Even if I'm in the right) he can report me and get me into trouble

**wheeliE-maxx** · 07-18-2010, 06:41 PM

naw, dead people can't talk

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

naw, dead people can't talk

He won't die, tire will be flat by the time he uses his car again. He'll have to pull it off and get it patched or buy a new one. I would have rather put my fist to his face but unfor that wasn't an option

**Transamws6** · 07-18-2010, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

So I'm sitting in my beater at work on break (Thats all I do

) And this cock sucker comes out to his car and opens his door into my car. Now my car is a beater and I don't really care about it (I walk on top of it all the time and kick it) but thats not the point. If this was my Maro, he would have done the same thing. He opened his door, not once, not twice but 3 times into my car door, WHILE I SIT IN THE FUCKER!!!! Now I didn't say anything or get out but I did do this.

Started my car
Backed my car up
Put my car in a different spot
Walked to the maintenance room
Found screw container
Grabbed handful of screws
Placed them all on the ground were this fuck nut parks
Grabbed a cigerette and laughed the Dr. Evil laugh,this fucker will have 4 flats
Posted this on LS1.com when I could get a WiFi signal

Karma yesterday returns to ass clowns today. 4 flats you piece of shit, can't wait to see his shit box tomorrow

Cliffnotes: Don't fuck up other peoples cars (Especially mine) I get back 10 fold

It happens man. I'm from the city, happens all the time around here.

You'll park your clean ass ride in the perfect parking space, where you think nobody will park next to you at, and all of a sudden when your walking away from your ride some oxidized Plymouth Voyager will come flying down the lot and swing their shit in right next to you, then some 500 pounder will squeeze herself out of the van and push her door wide open and wack the shit out of the side of your ride. Nothing you can do about it, just like I said, it happens. The exact scenario that I just described happened to me when I first got my truck given to me, it left a nasty ding that I had to get fixed. It's aggravating as hell but you have to just deal with it I guess.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 07-18-2010, 07:00 PM

I meant in a confrontation op

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Transamws6

It happens man. I'm from the city, happens all the time around here.

You'll park your clean ass ride in the perfect parking space, where you think nobody will park next to you at, and all of a sudden when your walking away from your ride some oxidized Plymouth Voyager will come flying down the lot and swing their shit in right next to you, then some 500 pounder will squeeze herself out of the van and push her door wide open and wack the shit out of the side of your ride. Nothing you can do about it, just like I said, it happens. The exact scenario that I just described happened to me when I first got my truck given to me, it left a nasty ding that I had to get fixed. It's aggravating as hell but you have to just deal with it I guess.

Do what I do, you may need alot of screws tho.....good for the economy

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

I meant in a confrontation op

Ahhh I am totally retarded

**Schmalgar** · 07-18-2010, 07:37 PM

But now the bad part is, he will never know why he has a flat. He'll just think it's random luck. He won't understand it's because he is a selfish thoughtless prick...

Still priceless though.

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Schmalgar

But now the bad part is, he will never know why he has a flat. He'll just think it's random luck. He won't understand it's because he is a selfish thoughtless prick...

Still priceless though.

SHIT!!! Never thought of that

Maybe a lil note saying that you hit my car (Weeks ago) that way he doesn't know its me

Still risky, and don't need to lose this job