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06-04-2010, 11:57 AM #1Moderator
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Need a new Cuckoo Clock
Last night, my friends invited me out. I promised my WIFE I'd be home by midnight, but hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy. Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in, the cucoo clock chimed three times. Afraid she would wake up, I quickly cuckooed 9 more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution.
This morning, she asked what time I got home and I said "MIDNIGHT!" She seemed fine, so I thought I had gotten away with it. Then she said, "we need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked why, she said "Because last night it cuckooed three times said 'oh crap!', cuckooed 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed again 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more then tripped over the coffee table and farted."...
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Originally Posted by doberman 152
Last night, my friends invited me out. I promised my WIFE I'd be home by midnight, but hours passed and the drinks went down way too easy. Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in, the cucoo clock chimed three times. Afraid she would wake up, I quickly cuckooed 9 more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution.
This morning, she asked what time I got home and I said "MIDNIGHT!" She seemed fine, so I thought I had gotten away with it. Then she said, "we need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked why, she said "Because last night it cuckooed three times said 'oh crap!', cuckooed 4 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed again 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more then tripped over the coffee table and farted."...
Sounds like what usually happens to me when I try to pull a fast one on the ole lady.
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Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01
Sounds like what usually happens to me when I try to pull a fast one on the ole lady.
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LOL thats funny!
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