How to pee with morning wood.

**woodshed** · 03-07-2009, 09:37 AM

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

I generally go for the plank or the strong arm method.

**Narcissistic** · 03-07-2009, 09:45 AM

I'm a big fan of the Girly Man

**Spikito** · 03-07-2009, 09:51 AM

I usually do a combo of the lunge and strong arm, or plank and strong arm. i tried to just pee up one time and arc it into the toilet, didnt work too good

**Narcissistic** · 03-07-2009, 09:53 AM

Those last squirts are the dangerous ones. If you're using strong hand, you work out the speed/distance equation pretty quickly....But just when you think you're done. BAM! You just stained your wall and shower curtain.

**Boomer Sooner** · 03-07-2009, 09:55 AM

Thats fucking hilarious!

After a long night of drinking I surrender to The Plank when I have to urinate.

As for morning wood, I usually just roll over, slide it in my girlfriends butthole and fill her up. Sure beats the hell out of having to get out of bed just to take a fucking piss.

**LT1 > LS1** · 03-07-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

Thats fucking hilarious!

After a long night of drinking I surrender to The Plank when I have to urinate.

As for morning wood, I usually just roll over, slide it in my girlfriends butthole and fill her up. Sure beats the hell out of having to get out of bed just to take a fucking piss.

aaaaaaahahahahaha

btw, combine the plank and strong arm, you you got yourself a win!

**doozjamann** · 03-07-2009, 10:40 AM

Plank or Strong arm

**SouthernBornThriller** · 03-07-2009, 10:49 AM

Seriously? Nobody has tried the superman before?

**Justin23454** · 03-07-2009, 11:01 AM

plank and strong arm

**Crimson Sin** · 03-07-2009, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller

Seriously? Nobody has tried the superman before?

Dude, if I did that, my fat ass and the toilet would both go through the floor..

**mmciau** · 03-07-2009, 11:16 AM

What a lot of bollocks!!

Just go outside and piss on the dog!!

Or if the dog's not around, water the bloody trees!!

Mike

**bmyers** · 03-07-2009, 11:16 AM

link wont work!

**FSANE** · 03-07-2009, 11:44 AM

Plank for me.

**Crimson Sin** · 03-07-2009, 11:52 AM

This is Exactly why I told my wife I needed to install a urinal in the second bathroom (mostly mine anyhow)
She says it's lacking in taste if a friend has to use it... I differ, what dude doesn't want a urinal when he's purging a few beers ? and her friends can damn well use her Bathroom.. it's all pink and foo foo anyhow..

**Fotis** · 03-07-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller

Seriously? Nobody has tried the superman before?

hell no that one is reserved for people with a tine dick....

i'm scared i'll touch the water or bowl wall

**Baseballstar425** · 03-07-2009, 12:10 PM

Plank and strongarm here also

**doozjamann** · 03-07-2009, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Fotis

hell no that one is reserved for people with a tine dick....

i'm scared i'll tought the water or bowl wall

Somebody told on theirself

**JoshieDoom** · 03-08-2009, 03:26 AM

Piss in the sink. Fuck it.

I need to install a urinal

**ntimid8r7** · 03-08-2009, 04:53 AM

Strongarm with a pinch and roll if it starts spraying everywhere....

**nitrox28** · 03-08-2009, 05:05 AM

Am I the only one who pisses in the bathtub in the morning??

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