Egged.

**Muscle** · 06-06-2007, 07:16 AM

so my mom wakes me up this mornin at 7:30 tellin me someone threw eggs into the garage at my car. (we have a cat so the bottom of the garage was cracked open) At first, i didn't believe wat they were sayin cuz my mom usually trys to get me out of bed sayin somethin like "i accidentally backed into you car" or "the cat shit on your hood" so i jus went back to sleep for another hour and a half. then i get up, and i can tell that they aren't jokin cuz they wont say anything about it. i go out there and there is two eggs on the garage floor. luckily they didnt hit directly. but some splatter managed to go over the rolled up windows and go into my t-tops. it got all over the side door panel, the steering wheel, and seat. yeah, im pissed. i jus clay barred and did a two stage wax on the entire car. there were a couple spots on the exterior, the window and on the middle of the t-bar. i dont kno who did it, but if i do find out, they are goin to get their ass stomped. and if its a fuckin girl, which im thinkin it mite be, shes gonna get her a egg to the face. i hate when people mess with other peoples cars. why cant they jus come up to you face rather than bein cowards about it. i swear to god if i find them......

i hope the egg comes out of the interior okay, i had to use a razor blade to get it off the garage floor.....

**shady milkman** · 06-06-2007, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by PowerPlus

so my mom wakes me up this mornin at 7:30 tellin me someone threw eggs into the garage at my car. (we have a cat so the bottom of the garage was cracked open) At first, i didn't believe wat they were sayin cuz my mom usually trys to get me out of bed sayin somethin like "i accidentally backed into you car" or "the cat shit on your hood" so i jus went back to sleep for another hour and a half. then i get up, and i can tell that they aren't jokin cuz they wont say anything about it. i go out there and there is two eggs on the garage floor. luckily they didnt hit directly. but some splatter managed to go over the rolled up windows and go into my t-tops. it got all over the side door panel, the steering wheel, and seat. yeah, im pissed. i jus clay barred and did a two stage wax on the entire car. there were a couple spots on the exterior, the window and on the middle of the t-bar. i dont kno who did it, but if i do find out, they are goin to get their ass stomped. and if its a fuckin girl, which im thinkin it mite be, shes gonna get her a egg to the face. i hate when people mess with other peoples cars. why cant they jus come up to you face rather than bein cowards about it. i swear to god if i find them......

i hope the egg comes out of the interior okay, i had to use a razor blade to get it off the garage floor.....

yea people dont think that egg can fuck up a cars paint ect...stupid people do stupid things

**Muscle** · 06-06-2007, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by shady milkman

yea people dont think that egg can fuck up a cars paint ect...stupid people do stupid things

yeah, i even coated the egg with degraser and tried to scrub it off with a hard tire brush, wouldnt even come up off the floor until i pulled out the razor blade. ill be closin the garage all the way, movin the cat outisde, and lockin the side door from now on.

**shady milkman** · 06-06-2007, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by PowerPlus

yeah, i even coated the egg with degraser and tried to scrub it off with a hard tire brush, wouldnt even come up off the floor until i pulled out the razor blade. ill be closin the garage all the way, movin the cat outisde, and lockin the side door from now on.

sorry to hear about it..good luck.

**cavpat** · 06-06-2007, 07:46 AM

Ya, sounds like somebody needs a serious ass-beating.

**35thAnniZ28** · 06-06-2007, 07:51 AM

its cuz they don't know how it is to own an fbody...

**Muscle** · 06-06-2007, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by cavpat

Ya, sounds like somebody needs a serious ass-beating.

i hate it cuz theres nothin i can do to figure it out.

**SuPeRmAn23** · 06-06-2007, 10:40 AM

some one broke all my windows and smashed an ax slightly into my door....i went crazy....now i put an alarm on my car and house and i got camaras

**Muscle** · 06-06-2007, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by SuPeRmAn23

some one broke all my windows and smashed an ax slightly into my door....i went crazy....now i put an alarm on my car and house and i got camaras

are you fuckin kiddin me?

**shady milkman** · 06-06-2007, 11:06 AM

this is what you do..play it off like it was funny..if you know the girl or w/e you think did it..tell her /him that it was pretty funny the joke they played on you and how your whole family was laughing while you guys clean it up. then if they says anything self incriminating about it ..beat their ass

**SuPeRmAn23** · 06-06-2007, 11:14 AM

i had came home @ 4am the broke them at about 5am

**SuPeRmAn23** · 06-06-2007, 11:15 AM

i had an idea who it was so i fixed them and got everything back to normal and just drove passed his house as if nothing had happened

**TX_WS6_02** · 06-06-2007, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by 35thAnniZ28

its cuz they don't know how it is to own an fbody...

Shoot! I don't care if I had a beat down pinto. That's my damn car! keying cars is another one I hate. Damn teenager think it is funny to put a scratch down the side of your car, doesn't realize they just cost you hundreds of dollars. Find them and...

**Muscle** · 06-06-2007, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by TX_WS6_02

Shoot! I don't care if I had a beat down pinto. That's my damn car! keying cars is another one I hate. Damn teenager think it is funny to put a scratch down the side of your car, doesn't realize they just cost you hundreds of dollars. Find them and...

man if i knew who it was i would do all those smileys

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nice t/a anyways tho.

**TX_WS6_02** · 06-06-2007, 03:02 PM

Thanks, and happy hunting

**SAGGIN** · 06-06-2007, 05:28 PM

Man I hope you catch 'em and egg the shit outta their house/car/property.

**bluefields88** · 06-06-2007, 10:32 PM

ah man. you don't fuck with a man's automobile. did the egg dull your paint at all? or did you get it off in time?

**SexyTransAm** · 06-06-2007, 11:19 PM

find them, kill them, and then start askin some ?s!!!! and yes do it in that order

**cavpat** · 06-07-2007, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by SexyTransAm

find them, kill them, and then start askin some ?s!!!! and yes do it in that order

Yes!

disclaimer: Keep distance from "SexyTrans Am's" car.

**35thAnniZ28** · 06-07-2007, 08:01 AM

hey thats f***ed up......i work in the la joya city department...and i have NEVER heard of someone smashing an axe through someones car.....welll if you have problems in la joya....pm me

Originally Posted by SuPeRmAn23

some one broke all my windows and smashed an ax slightly into my door....i went crazy....now i put an alarm on my car and house and i got camaras