OK Guys,with all this masterbation....

Big$ · 05-15-2006, 03:37 PM

...talk i have a question,actually its a two part question.First..where do yall blow ur cock snot???i mean do u just shoot on the carpet and rub it in there with ur foot? ur do u have a schmutz rag...under ur bed?(gets hard and crisp after a couple of "yanks sessions")Second question:For all the uncurcumsize(sp) cats out there ...do u pull all the way back from the start...or just jerk and pull right before orgasm???

**ZAPFOOL!!** · 05-15-2006, 03:38 PM

schmutz rag

Big$ · 05-15-2006, 06:43 PM

i shoot "peter north style'' 3 pointers in the waste basket...swish :-)

**CaptainCaveMan** · 05-16-2006, 05:16 AM

Originally Posted by Big$

where do yall blow ur cock snot???

I just shoot it on the floor and let my gimp out of her cage to clean it up.

Hark_Z · 05-16-2006, 05:30 AM

Wow I hope nobody really shoots it on the floor and rubs it in...LOL.

**CaptainCaveMan** · 05-16-2006, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by Hark_Z

Wow I hope nobody really shoots it on the floor and rubs it in...LOL.

No shit. Of course now, no one is going to admit to it.

**gettin sideways** · 05-16-2006, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan

No shit. Of course now, no one is going to admit to it.

way to ruin it...

zleeper z · 05-16-2006, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan

I just shoot it on the floor and let my gimp out of her cage to clean it up.

Like Pulp fiction style?

**CaptainCaveMan** · 05-16-2006, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by zleeper z

Like Pulp fiction style?

**Aerialist** · 05-16-2006, 04:14 PM

I save my c*ummmmmm to slide then look at it under a microscope ..

**x-40oz-x** · 05-16-2006, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Big$

...talk i have a question,actually its a two part question.First..where do yall blow ur cock snot???i mean do u just shoot on the carpet and rub it in there with ur foot? ur do u have a schmutz rag...under ur bed?(gets hard and crisp after a couple of "yanks sessions")Second question:For all the uncurcumsize(sp) cats out there ...do u pull all the way back from the start...or just jerk and pull right before orgasm???

Oh my fucking god.

BIGRED Z · 05-16-2006, 08:57 PM

I'd hate to see what that carpet looked like in a weeks time if you nasty asses jerked it 3 x a day. GROSS!!!

Lori

**Bigrus** · 05-16-2006, 08:59 PM

I save it in a jar. Once i get a gallon of it i bury it in random fields.

BIGRED Z · 05-16-2006, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Bigrus

I save it in a jar. Once i get a gallon of it i bury it in random fields.

Niiiiiiice...

**Blitzed** · 05-17-2006, 09:16 AM

planting the seeds of evil I see

**CaptainCaveMan** · 05-17-2006, 11:13 AM

You could also save it in an ice cube tray in the freezer and when someone you don't really like come's over (mother-in-law, Jehova Witness) you could offer than some ice water.

**JZ'sTA** · 05-17-2006, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan

You could also save it in an ice cube tray in the freezer and when someone you don't really like come's over (mother-in-law, Jehova Witness) you could offer than some ice water.

Wow, I might have to do that to my old lady.

**5LtrBtr** · 05-17-2006, 10:17 PM

Not that I do or anything but doesn't it make sense to do just do it in the shower? That way you don't have to worry about anyone bringin in the black light and checkin the bedsheets, just wash that shit down the drain. Not like I do it but if I did thats how I would do it.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-17-2006, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by 5LtrBtr

Not that I do or anything but doesn't it make sense to do just do it in the shower? That way you don't have to worry about anyone bringin in the black light and checkin the bedsheets, just wash that shit down the drain. Not like I do it but if I did thats how I would do it.

In theory that's a good idea....unless you're like me and only have 10 minutes of hot water....$900 a month for my 1 bed apartment and I get a shitty water heater...BASTURDS!!

So I just jizz in my girls mouth, it's clean and efficient...she's a good little cum dumpster

**DJ Red Barron** · 05-18-2006, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

In theory that's a good idea....unless you're like me and only have 10 minutes of hot water....$900 a month for my 1 bed apartment and I get a shitty water heater...BASTURDS!!

So I just jizz in my girls mouth, it's clean and efficient...she's a good little cum dumpster