they found Orion

**cuervo25_1** · 12-02-2009, 07:52 AM

The Ohio State Police Department reports finding a intoxicated man knocked out in the woods.The man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparentley hit his head on a rock to excessive beer consumption, and wearing High heels. He was also wearing black fishnet stockings, a white garter belt, black g-string, an apron, pink lipstick, and a Obama for President in 2008 t-shirt. He also had a dustbuster in his hand.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.

Sorry Orion I had to, between the sadness in the house as of late and just the uncontrolable ease of this I had to post it. The actual wording is way different and quite nasty, even to be used on you. So I changed it to a much milder form.

**cammed goat** · 12-02-2009, 07:55 AM

**GTP231** · 12-02-2009, 07:57 AM

So the guy's name is Tim eh

**cuervo25_1** · 12-02-2009, 08:00 AM

I would like to ask all the other mods Including spaz and Sarge for ban immunity for this please

**cammed goat** · 12-02-2009, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

I would like to ask all the other mods Including spaz and Sarge for ban immunity for this please

**0rion** · 12-02-2009, 06:28 PM

how did I miss this one?? I tell you....I can take a joke as well as the next person but the least you could do is go the extra mile and find a fake newspaper generator. Nothing worse than a lazy ass joker.

for reference please see:
http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126609

http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126607

see how I did that? Not really very funny but I put some effort into it. This shit you threw up here had the potential to be funny but you went lazy on it and therefore earn the 0rion seal of disapproval.

**0rion** · 12-02-2009, 06:29 PM

here's another thing......once you open this can of worms it's a bitch to get the lid back on it.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 12-02-2009, 09:07 PM

You are fucked, nice job of bulls eyeing yourself.

**cuervo25_1** · 12-03-2009, 02:59 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

how did I miss this one?? I tell you....I can take a joke as well as the next person but the least you could do is go the extra mile and find a fake newspaper generator. Nothing worse than a lazy ass joker.

for reference please see:
http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126609

http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126607

see how I did that? Not really very funny but I put some effort into it. This shit you threw up here had the potential to be funny but you went lazy on it and therefore earn the 0rion seal of disapproval.

Thanks for the tips for future referance's

I may have made myself a target ,but if I can deal with an ex marine that was in nam,that became a Police officer I can deal with Orion.

**cammed goat** · 12-03-2009, 11:49 AM

**bluehawk2000** · 12-03-2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

Thanks for the tips for future referance's

I may have made myself a target ,but if I can deal with an ex marine that was in nam,that became a Police officer I can deal with Orion.

I remember this old special forces guy that was in nam, he would get so damn drunk and get into places in the woods I never thought anybody could ever get into, I remember he got into a huge ass briar patch passed out drunk in the middle of it without a scratch on him that shit was crazy.

**GTP231** · 12-03-2009, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

Thanks for the tips for future referance's

I may have made myself a target ,but if I can deal with an ex marine that was in nam,that became a Police officer I can deal with Orion.

Orion never makes a shot that is actually funny so why worry

**0rion** · 12-03-2009, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Orion never makes a shot that is actually funny so why worry

I tell you what would be hilarious is if I went to every thread you posted in and banned you from that thread from now on. Might not be funny to most people but I'd be giggling my ass off.

**cammed goat** · 12-03-2009, 04:01 PM

Ouch!!!

**GTP231** · 12-03-2009, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I tell you what would be hilarious is if I went to every thread you posted in and banned you from that thread from now on. Might not be funny to most people but I'd be giggling my ass off.

Makes 2 of us

Nice run on sentence Timmay!

**0rion** · 12-03-2009, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Makes 2 of us

Nice run on sentence Timmay!

we'll start with this thread buh bye

**cuervo25_1** · 12-03-2009, 06:20 PM

Glad to see your OK Orion, I hope you didn't bang your head to hard where you now have a perminant Idenity crisis. just out of curiosity though did you at least shave your hairy legs before wearing all that?