Egyptian Sunfire of Rice

[2000LS1Bird]

I just have to share this because this car and all its, uhm... qualities are a complete mystery to me.

The reasons for why another human being would do this to a car escapes my mind at every avenue of reason to which I turn.

We've got the glue-on fake hood intake, gobs of fake metalic accents, missing wheel covers, and of course, after all this work is done, it has the traditional "I'm a ricer who can't drive" wrecked bumper.

Most perplexing, however, is the word "Anubis" applied to the back and sides of what was once a Pontiac Sunfire, as if this debaged, riced out little trick now has a new namesake or something.

All I can find on this word "Anubis" is that it was an Egyptian Dog-Faced God of the dead or something.

I will NEVER understand how this happened or why, but here it is, a Pontiac that has become legendary rice.


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[Goat-E]

Because they are either young, poor, inexperienced, foreign, crazy, weird, tasteless, have a lot of glue laying around, Egyptian ect. ect.

[cammed goat]

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Well said.

[chiller2484]

I just have to share this because this car and all its, uhm... qualities are a complete mystery to me.

The reasons for why another human being would do this to a car escapes my mind at every avenue of reason to which I turn.

We've got the glue-on fake hood intake, gobs of fake metalic accents, missing wheel covers, and of course, after all this work is done, it has the traditional "I'm a ricer who can't drive" wrecked bumper.

Most perplexing, however, is the word "Anubis" applied to the back and sides of what was once a Pontiac Sunfire, as if this debaged, riced out little trick now has a new namesake or something.

All I can find on this word "Anubis" is that it was an Egyptian Dog-Faced God of the dead or something.

I will NEVER understand how this happened or why, but here it is, a Pontiac that has become legendary rice.

don't forget about the double bladed blue windshield wipers!!

[CJREX]

Looks like it drove down the Automotive Accessories aisle at K-Mart with an electron magnet.

Obviously a Poser.

Where's his exhaust tip? Anything with REAL power needs a 6" tip to allow all those horses to escape.

[nitrox28]

$10 says a Messikan ownes it.

[LSCyaL8R]

i had an OOOLLLLLDDD sunbird. wanting to make your car faster is something I think is just part of a person. I could not stand driving around in a 94hp single barrel carbed lump of a Pontiac. I immediately began thinking and planning a swap to the turbo version of the motor and building that up. The car sadly never made it to that point.

Of course the example in this thread is a sad attempt at making people THINK he cares about performance. There is no denying the fact that a sunfire with an ecotec CAN be made into a fast FWD car. This car is not one of them

Sigh... I kinda miss my Sunbird. It was a white 1991 LE. Fully stripped. only thing it had was AC. Low miles... about 60k looked exactly like this one http://www.vast.com/detail/cars/ob-N...QGhpFg==/?pl=2

That car was LIGHT.... I bet it would have made a quick lil sleeper.

[toi tyme]

[Crimson Sin]

This is the epitome of the word R.I.C.E. R ace I nspired C osmetic E nhancement
Great post I really needed a laugh atm.

[zero_proto]

it says oklahoma, i say white kid who dropped out at 11th grade, works at burger king and is a juggalo

[cammed goat]

Looks 24hrs of LeMons worthy.