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  1. 07-06-2009, 09:18 PM #1
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    Summer Classes for women.

    Summer Classes for Women at
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    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    by Tuesday, June 23, 2009 – Oops past due – can register late!

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

    Class 15
    Blow Jobs - How to Perform Them,
    Live Demonstration on male volunteers.
    12 Week Course
    Mandatory on M-W-F at 10:00 PM - until however long it takes to get it right.



    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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  2. 07-06-2009, 09:24 PM #2
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    damn my wife needs to attend all of the above
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  3. 07-06-2009, 09:42 PM #3
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  4. 07-06-2009, 09:44 PM #4
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    Where is the class on giving a blowjob?
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  5. 07-06-2009, 09:46 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Where is the class on giving a blowjob?
    No shit. It's amazing how bad some women are at that. It's definately a skill that ALOT of women don't have and it needs to be taught.
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  6. 07-06-2009, 09:50 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by korndawg View Post
    No shit. It's amazing how bad some women are at that. It's definately a skill that ALOT of women don't have and it needs to be taught.
    agreed
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  7. 07-06-2009, 09:53 PM #7
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  8. 07-06-2009, 10:10 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by korndawg View Post
    Class 15 added.
    Sorry to be a PIA, but I think its gonna take more than one week of training. Maybe fit it in 2-3 times per week just so techniques can be perfected and they can get used to giving them consistently that way.
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  9. 07-06-2009, 10:13 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Sorry to be a PIA, but I think its gonna take more than one week of training. Maybe fit it in 2-3 times per week just so techniques can be perfected and they can get used to giving them consistently that way.
    Lol. Fixed. Better?
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  10. 07-06-2009, 10:16 PM #10
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    I see you're feeling better now, korndawg...
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  11. 07-06-2009, 10:16 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by korndawg View Post
    Lol. Fixed. Better?
    MUCH better
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  12. 07-06-2009, 10:17 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by KahanaReef View Post
    I see you're feeling better now, korndawg...
    LS1.com is like crack. Plus I need something to do while at work
    Y'all would miss me too much anyways.

    Anyways, back on topic........
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  13. 07-07-2009, 01:37 AM #13
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    My fiance needs some of those classes, mostly the driving ones, but defiantly not #15
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  15. 07-07-2009, 07:33 AM #15
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