Hey Kids... Don't mess with the Big Dog

**knightryda01** · 12-09-2008, 11:05 AM

So I go to to my daughter's school to have lunch with her yesterday as I have done a few times before. After lunch it was time to go outside for a little recess. Next thing I know I am being bombarded by snow balls from every direction with a bunch of midgets running back and forth screaming ha-ha. I recieved shots to nearly every inch of my body as I pleaded with them, no snowballs. Even the security staff started screaming DO NOT THROW SNOWBALLS these midgets managed to ignore them, as the security staff secretly laughed at my pain and anguish while they was walking away.

Just then this evil little girl, head of all the bad midgets came up and kicked me in the leg.... She had to be wearing steel toed boots because it hurt like a mo-fo. She then ran away and grabbed more snow to throw at me. By then I had enough.... So I start shoving kids into the snowbank ...... Easily of course... all the while this evil little midget girl continues to fire away at me, then I did the only thing I could do to spare my life.

I quickly announced that that little devil child in the red hat was the enemy and everone out there needed to get her.

Well all the evil little midgets turned on their leader and began to attack. Attack was not quite the word... More like massacre. Their had to be at least 20 kids on top her her and when I quickly.... lol decided she had enough I began pulling the kids off of her and then there she was.

What I just witnessed was in my 32 years on this planet was the worst whitewash I had ever seen done to anyone.... Or anything. She looked like a baby polar bear. I was not quite sure I could even see eyes. I think the tears simply made the snow freeze directly to her face.... It was the worst thing I have ever seen..... Without feeling an ounce of guilt.

The lesson of today kids...

Don't mess with the Big Dog