Piggies need to FO

**c5z28** · 10-31-2008, 10:31 PM

So I live in California enough said-but that makes for a shitty story. I was leaving my school and I got a ticket i'll tell you my driving and you guess what I got the ticket for.
A. Having to loud of an exhaust
B. Speeding
C. having a sticker that says pigs are cocksuckers
D. honking at someone sleeping on a green light
E. Passing slow dumbasses
When I got pulled over I was thinking great he heard my exhaust-no- it was because I honked at the idiot for not moving on a green light(D) I quote,"honking your horn in non emegency situations is illegal". he said that by me honking at the car in front of me I could of scared him and caused him to have an accident.

WTF I was 100ft behind this guy when the light turned green for him I had enough time to come to a full stop wait for him to finish jacking off I gave him one quick honk and I get a ticket? How could this cumguzzler look at me with a straight face and tell me what I did was so out of line I get a ticket for it? I was speechless

**totalkos** · 10-31-2008, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

So I live in California enough said-but that makes for a shitty story. I was leaving my school and I got a ticket i'll tell you my driving and you guess what I got the ticket for.
A. Having to loud of an exhaust
B. Speeding
C. having a sticker that says pigs are cocksuckers
D. honking at someone sleeping on a green light
E. Passing slow dumbasses
When I got pulled over I was thinking great he heard my exhaust-no- it was because I honked at the idiot for not moving on a green light(D) I quote,"honking your horn in non emegency situations is illegal". he said that by me honking at the car in front of me I could of scared him and caused him to have an accident.

WTF I was 100ft behind this guy when the light turned green for him I had enough time to come to a full stop wait for him to finish jacking off I gave him one quick honk and I get a ticket? How could this cumguzzler look at me with a straight face and tell me what I did was so out of line I get a ticket for it? I was speechless

sounds like you caught the guy on a bad day.

but thats no reason to group all of them together with him and call them cocksuckers and cumguzzlers.

but i understand, i would be pissed too!

coppers are always trying to catch me ridin dirty!

**c5z28** · 10-31-2008, 10:51 PM

Would it cross your mind out of all things they look for honking at an idiot would constitute a ticket?

**V8MUSCLE** · 10-31-2008, 10:53 PM

im willing to bet if you didn't have the "pigs are cocksuckers" sticker in your window you wouldn't of gotten a ticket.

Your in a sports car, if he has any reason to pull you hes probably gonna do it.

i pulled over one time to fix a headlight, while i was parked on the side of the road a cop comes out of nowhere and pulls me. he ends up giving me a ticket for an expired inspection, but he could of gotten me for my exhaust, which was disconnected at the y pipe and faulty equipment, that damn headlight still refuses to go up....

**c5z28** · 10-31-2008, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by V8MUSCLE

im willing to bet if you didn't have the "pigs are cocksuckers" sticker in your window you wouldn't of gotten a ticket.

Your in a sports car, if he has any reason to pull you hes probably gonna do it.

i pulled over one time to fix a headlight, while i was parked on the side of the road a cop comes out of nowhere and pulls me. he ends up giving me a ticket for an expired inspection, but he could of gotten me for my exhaust, which was disconnected at the y pipe and faulty equipment, that damn headlight still refuses to go up....

I don't actually have a sticker that says that, I was just venting

at this point doesn't sound like a bad idea.

**KahanaReef** · 10-31-2008, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

I don't actually have a sticker that says that, I was just venting

at this point doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Ah, man! that is just messed up!

Fight it. He probably won't even show up for court on that one. Hey, how much is a ticket for honking at a dumb ass anyway???

**V8MUSCLE** · 10-31-2008, 11:26 PM

i usually give a roar. 3k rpms sounds pretty mean.

**JoshieDoom** · 10-31-2008, 11:49 PM

Take it to court and get the horn thing thrown out..
officially.. i hate 73.593% of police officers

**illcul8troffcr** · 10-31-2008, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

So I live in California enough said-but that makes for a shitty story. I was leaving my school and I got a ticket i'll tell you my driving and you guess what I got the ticket for.
A. Having to loud of an exhaust
B. Speeding
C. having a sticker that says pigs are cocksuckers
D. honking at someone sleeping on a green light
E. Passing slow dumbasses

Originally Posted by c5z28

I don't actually have a sticker that says that, I was just venting

at this point doesn't sound like a bad idea.

hmm so if he didn't have C.having a sticker that says pigs are cocksuckers
Then I'd lay money on the notion that he didn't have the balls to do B.Speeding or E. Passing slow dumbasses ...in front of a cop soo that eliminates B,C,and E. I'm thinking maybe he doesn't even have A. Having to loud of an exhaust...either.. maybe he doesn't even have a Z28.. maybe he's riding a moped or scooter... and he beeped his horn and it plays La Cooca Racha..instead.. and maaaybe just maaaaaaaybe the cops daughter is marrying and illegal alien.. and you caught him on a bad day.. That cop was a damn racist.. I knew something sounded fishy ..he just didn't like greasy mexicans haha

stories like this come from too much to drink.. I had a blast tonight bar hopping.. it was an all night whorefest haha I got 3 lap dances.. two were from hot ass white girls.. the other was from a wildebeest of a black girl.. her ass .. had asses she was so big haha but it was so much fun I couldn't pass it up haha goodnight all

**big hammer** · 11-01-2008, 04:22 AM

Originally Posted by JoshieDoom

Take it to court and get the horn thing thrown out..
officially.. i hate 73.593% of police officers

90% for me.

**third_shift|studios** · 11-01-2008, 06:59 AM

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

Ah, man! that is just messed up!

Fight it. He probably won't even show up for court on that one. Hey, how much is a ticket for honking at a dumb ass anyway???

it doesn't matter anymore, the courts have prosecuting DA's that rep the cops so that's a moot point. BUT! i agree, lame ticket take it to court.

**KahanaReef** · 11-01-2008, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

it doesn't matter anymore, the courts have prosecuting DA's that rep the cops so that's a moot point. BUT! i agree, lame ticket take it to court.

well, to be perfectly honest... I've made an art-form out of getting out of tickets, so, I wouldn't know LOL!

I've only had one speeding ticket. Although, I did have to do 3 days in jail once for being clocked at over 120 back in 91... But, I still didn't get a ticket for it LOL!

**c5z28** · 11-01-2008, 10:46 AM

illcul8troffcr that was a bit much but it made me laugh however
A. I'm a honkey
B. Not marrying nobody
C.I have a z28 and how dare you say I am not loud, I just so happen to be the loudest car on my block

**c5z28** · 11-01-2008, 10:51 AM

When I got the ticket I asked the douche how much it was going to cost and he said he didn't know

So I have to wait a week to find out. Whatever the cost is i'm fighting it and dragging his ass to court, that way at least the public can see how petty these people are. The bitch is even if I win I still have to pay a 10 dollar court fee and half a day waiting to be processed.

**FSANE** · 11-01-2008, 11:41 AM

how old are you if you dont mind me asking?

**FSANE** · 11-01-2008, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by c5z28

When I got the ticket I asked the douche how much it was going to cost and he said he didn't know

So I have to wait a week to find out. Whatever the cost is i'm fighting it and dragging his ass to court, that way at least the public can see how petty these people are. The bitch is even if I win I still have to pay a 10 dollar court fee and half a day waiting to be processed.

In New York, the only time you have to pay court fee is when you lose the case.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 11-01-2008, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by FSANE

how old are you if you dont mind me asking?

I'm gonna guess teenager (or not much older).....

**illcul8troffcr** · 11-01-2008, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

When I got the ticket I asked the douche how much it was going to cost and he said he didn't know

So I have to wait a week to find out. Whatever the cost is i'm fighting it and dragging his ass to court, that way at least the public can see how petty these people are. The bitch is even if I win I still have to pay a 10 dollar court fee and half a day waiting to be processed.

haha amateur ... you won't be dragging his ass into court.. the court will schedule you a day to drag your ass into court on a day that that officer is already scheduled to be there on .. to stick it to you all at one time lol the best thing you can hope for is that he doesn't show up for some reason and you motion to have it dismissed. And 10 dollar court fee? haha It's $30 here for each offense or ticket

**FSANE** · 11-01-2008, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by illcul8troffcr

haha amateur ... you won't be dragging his ass into court.. the court will schedule you a day to drag your ass into court on a day that that officer is already scheduled to be there on .. to stick it to you all at one time lol the best thing you can hope for is that he doesn't show up for some reason and you motion to have it dismissed. And 10 dollar court fee? haha It's $30 here for each offense or ticket

$35 here.

**c5z28** · 11-01-2008, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

how old are you if you dont mind me asking?

I'm 21
Last time I went to court was because the automatic seat belt harness on my honda was broken, I fixed it that day but the cop got me before, I was wearing the lap belt-anyway showed proof of fixing it judge let me go but had to pay a 10 bucks for court fees.

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