BobbySS gave me the idea to start a Wise Man Sayings Thread...
Here's mine:
He who go to sleep with itchy butt.......wake up with smelly finger.
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BobbySS gave me the idea to start a Wise Man Sayings Thread...
Here's mine:
He who go to sleep with itchy butt.......wake up with smelly finger.
"man who makes love on ground, has piece on earth."
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
man who farts in church... sits in his own pew
Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.
Life is a bitch... then you marry one
oooouch! personal experience?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird
Man who runs in front of truck gets tired, man who runs behind truck gets exhausted.
not yet... a wise man told me thatQuote:
Originally Posted by burnws6
Gun control is being able to hit your target!
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
LMFAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by burnws6
"What did you feel when you killed the terrorist?"Quote:
Originally Posted by StangKiller615
"Recoil."
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole
"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
Man who fishes in another man's well catch crabs
My personal favorite
"Take it easy and if it's easy, take it again"
treat your women like a vaccum, when the bitch stops suckin', replace the old bag...
It is better to be a Smartass, then a Dumbass
Man with 2 watches on wrist never know what time it is ...