So I just wiped my ass with her robe and hung it back on the bathroom door. This will either be really funny and she'll get the message, or I might be getting a divorce. I'll keep you updated.
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So I just wiped my ass with her robe and hung it back on the bathroom door. This will either be really funny and she'll get the message, or I might be getting a divorce. I'll keep you updated.
:lmao:
hoilee shat! :lol:
seriously?? you don't have any paper towels or coffee filters in the house?
you think he's gonna walk around the house, drippin' shit from his ass, and look for paper towels or coffee filters?Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
though, i guess he could have just jumped in the shower real quick, lol
Just when I thought I'd seen/heard it all..:lmao: Tho you may want to rethink that possibly perilous idea. She knows where you sleep.. If I'd done that to my wife I would make out my last will and testament first.. :lol:
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Originally Posted by 0rion
^^ From experience?
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
Nah I'm sure the boss lets him know when to buy moreQuote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
If you get a divorce she wont get shit from you.Quote:
Originally Posted by nitrox28
:lol:
wow, dang, geez, !:screwy:
:gotpics:
you did not
i call :bs:
pics of so called shit stains
:no: really I'll pass!! Please no pics....Just video of wife beating the shit out of you will do!!Quote:
Originally Posted by basballny2
Always check for paper before you go
This...Quote:
Originally Posted by SMWS6TA
...and this..Quote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
She uses a TON of tp every time she's in there, and I keep telling her and telling her to replace it, or make sure there is more under the sink. So today there is 1 little square on the roll, nothing under the sink, and no paper in the trashcan. I saw her robe hanging there and decided to go for it. Not sure what part I wiped with, but I hung it right back up where I found it. I'm sure the shit will hit the fan about 10-11pm tonight.