Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

Saw this on other site and the replies are priceless..

Me: Ayy gurl, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Fuck you, never...your dick smells like mustard

:cry:

Here is where this started, it's a pretty funny read

on it's third thread now (each thread contains 2000 posts)
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Good thread

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: I haven't heard that since high school.

I tried, and failed. Chick didn't even believe it was me 'cuz she said I don't talk like that. :lmao:

Me: when are you gonna let me tap that
wife: I thought you were sick
me: not sick enough not to tap that
wife: but sick enough for me not to want to be near you,so go away


that was the most epic fail in my life

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Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

Me: when are you gonna let me tap that
wife: I thought you were sick
me: not sick enough not to tap that
wife: but sick enough for me not to want to be near you,so go away


that was the most epic fail in my life

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:lol:

Just tried this one on AIM:

Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: hey, who is this again?
Her: Dave?
Me: Yup.
Her: Fucker!
Me: I need an answer.
no response...
Me: Alright, on to the next one.

Got one in progress here...need some help!!

Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
Me: That doesn't answer when.
Her: IDK, lol.

What do i say? I dont have much game :lmao:

me; when are u gonna let me tap that?
her: some day
me: when?
her: next time u take me 4 a ride
me: saturday?
her: ok don't tell my sister cause she'll tell ur wife.
me: k
her: delete all this shit like NOW!!!

i did try it and it worked lol jk.

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Originally Posted by TOMASINO

me; when are u gonna let me tap that?
her: some day
me: when?
her: next time u take me 4 a ride
me: saturday?
her: ok don't tell my sister cause she'll tell ur wife.
me: k
her: delete all this shit like NOW!!!

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Hahahahah! :spit:

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Originally Posted by kickflippin1

Hahahahah! :spit:

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true story lol

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Originally Posted by TOMASINO

true story lol

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You gonna do it? Or are you true to your wife?

I have a couple to try this on but I have no clue how that will go hell I'll just text it to the wife and thats hopefully a lock lol

this is bad ass, im going to try random girls i dont talk to anymore...

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Originally Posted by kickflippin1

You gonna do it? Or are you true to your wife?

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nope i did just try it like an hour ago...just to see what happens i mean thats the whole point of this thread rite???

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Originally Posted by kickflippin1

Got one in progress here...need some help!!

Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
Me: That doesn't answer when.
Her: IDK, lol.

What do i say? I dont have much game :lmao:

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is she hot, would you date her,if so say this friday and take her out,then TAP IT

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Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

is she hot, would you date her,if so say this friday and take her out,then TAP IT

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I "dated" her like 4 years ago. Only lasted about a week, but I got some head about 3 days in. She said it was too long ago so she barely remembers some things, which could be good. She isn't bad looking. I think shes cute. Kinda "goth". Has dark hair, piercings, and some tats.

Ended like this:

Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
Me: That doesn't answer when.
Her: Idk, lol.
Me: What are you doin' right now?
Her: Laying down.
Me: Want some company? We can get this goin'.
Her: Hahaha, no i'm tired. Maybe another night.

Don't know if that's good or bad. We shall see.

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Originally Posted by kickflippin1

I "dated" her like 4 years ago. Only lasted about a week, but I got some head about 3 days in. She said it was too long ago so she barely remembers some things, which could be good. She isn't bad looking. I think shes cute. Kinda "goth". Has dark hair, piercings, and some tats.

Ended like this:

Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
Me: That doesn't answer when.
Her: Idk, lol.
Me: What are you doin' right now?
Her: Laying down.
Me: Want some company? We can get this goin'.
Her: Hahaha, no i'm tired. Maybe another night.

Don't know if that's good or bad. We shall see.

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Pics?

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Originally Posted by JwMonE99

this is bad ass, im going to try random girls i dont talk to anymore...

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yea i got the same thing in mind.... i got some wild ones, this could be epic..