Who eats the pussy. I do, but do a finger check first. Last night I tripped and fell on 30 or so drinks/shots and couldn't get it up so I ate at the Y. My girl smells and tastes great :love::yup:
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Who eats the pussy. I do, but do a finger check first. Last night I tripped and fell on 30 or so drinks/shots and couldn't get it up so I ate at the Y. My girl smells and tastes great :love::yup:
hell yes, like a chinese buffet when stoned
My girlfriend now, is the best I have had period. Nice and tight, and tastes great and less filling :lol:
fuck ya i do, but i always finger first, then distract her and smell the finger in question....... my favorite thing is to come up with my face soaking wet then give her a big old kiss
My girl won't french me after I have eaten her out. Just pecks. I wouldn't kiss her if I nutted in her mouth so we are both content.
haha, you and I both. No girl anymore though. Just workin on stray now and I probably keep it that way for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by jaslivers
lol shiny face?Quote:
Originally Posted by jaslivers
http://www.practicaltruisms.com/Imag...s/OilFace1.jpg
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Originally Posted by DUBBlol shiny face?
:lmao: Never thought this poll would go this way. Everyone has said yes so far.
the last girl i slept with, wouldnt let me kiss her after i ate her out, so i pinned her down and forced a big old kiss wiping most of her pussy juice onto her face..... for some reason, thats the last time we fucked.....
7-0
sausage wallet buffet FTW
8-0, could we possibly have a poll that goes all yes's. Now that I said that, someone will click, no, just for the hell of it. My girl gets pretty wet herself.
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Originally Posted by blackSS01
i hate the fact that most people want to see nude pics of each others girls... i would never disrespect a woman i was with, by posting nudes, not even my exs.... i have deleted all pics as they came in... my women know that shit dont fly, its for daddy to see in person and thats it:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by DUBB
:lmao: She would castrate me if I posted pics without her consent. I will ask her tomorrow. She is a real catch for me, I don't consider myself ugly or nothing, but I am not hot for a guy or anything. She is goregous, my personnality won her over :yup:
i kid, i kid
theres enough snatch to view at the click of a google
ps. and its not disrespectful if they dont know
Its cool, I knew you were just playing around. I would never post nudes, but with clothing on, then hell yeah. She's my little trophy girl, but I would never say that to her :kick:
its cool, its just gets on my nerves a bit on how quickly some people are to disrespect there significant others
10-0, there is a lot of pussy eaters on here
Not me man, don't want to piss her off at all. I could see marrying this girl down the line. We don't fight and get along great, and shes hot, and great in bed and ......:love: I am thinking of starting a fight to get the great makeup sex. That and get our first fight out the way :yup:
not the point of it though my friend. Obviously not the intent just that I as a MALE am not picky when it comes to nudes whether it be s/o's or randoms. All the same in my book, to MEQuote:
Originally Posted by jaslivers
11-0 VAG chow
Hell yes.
Better question...can you make her orgasm with only your tongue (no finger)?
:lick:
Yup, I don't use my finger very much. 90% tongue for me. And 12-0 holy fuck, this thread is epic. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by ls1camino
yes i take a lot of pride in my pussy eating:lick:Quote:
Originally Posted by ls1camino
correct, in handcuffs if need be. I'd say in a matter of 2-3 mins?Quote:
Originally Posted by ls1camino
I have to ask the mrs, next time I am down there, how I can improve. I think I have good skill but that always isn't the case.
spell the alphabet with your tongueQuote:
Originally Posted by blackSS01
Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by ls1camino
Hahaha, This is so epic! We're all a bunch of tang eaters.
Yup, already do that. And then wait til the Clit peeks out and hit it with a O shaped lips and suck til I turn blue.Quote:
Originally Posted by DUBB
obi-wan-clitobiQuote:
Originally Posted by blackSS01
:lmao: I think of my self as anakin vagwalkerQuote:
Originally Posted by DUBB
haha and i actually lol'd at that oneQuote:
Originally Posted by blackSS01
13-0 what a dream. I laughed at it too. I got punched in the chest one time because I made a chewbacca sound down there, yeah.......not good.......last time I ever did that.....
only gf's....
most definately!Quote:
Originally Posted by basballny2
Wipe my face all over it, get in the car & stick my head out the window.
Dries up & looks like a glazed doughnut!
You can peel it off & eat it later too.
GF forsure, not random women.
YES! I can.....Quote:
Originally Posted by ls1camino
NEVER a random women, the best tasting poot is as soon as she gets out the shower ....yummyyyy
http://www.foodonthefood.com/photos/...1/doughnut.jpg
leather cheerio?
thats pretty gross....this thread is guna get big real fast....im guessing 10 pages by the end of the night
:true: One of my best thread ideas ever.
best poll in a while, landslide victory
Why thank you sir, why thank you. The mouse got back on the wheel and did his job. :bow::cheers:
Damn u txz28. Had to go and wreck the 18-0. Oh well, it was bound to happen. Just playin with ya.
I like the tangy ones. :food:
i agree though always do a finger check:lick: then tell em treat me like a toilet and sit on me
this thread is epically retarded. any guy that doesn't do it is probably gay.
I'm definately a VAGI-tarian and learned way back that if you spelled "Orgasm" slowly with your tounge, you got the best bj ever. OK, so with some girls I needed to add a bunch of S'es in the word but it all came out the same in the LONG run.
That is how I know you are gay!!!!! I was ripped. Just got served dinner :ripped:Quote:
Originally Posted by Firehawk1120
Suffice it to say, I’m a fan.
However, within the last week I’ve been with 2 girls that didn’t want me to go down on them. One girl that doesn’t like it I can understand as an exception, but 2 in one week? I guess they just get one look at my junk and can’t wait for it to be inside them…:flex:
if you dont your gay
36-1-1 Wow, Not that its unexpected but thats funny as hell. I dont even think a poll of "Are You Gay?" would be this one sided. :lol:
What did TAP vote?
50,000 battered women... and i've been eating mine plane...
My wife enjoys it thouroughly when I go down on her and lick her dry, my mom not so much, she gets all weirded out for some reason. For me it's like a flashback to somewhere I've been before but I just can't remember all of the details in the taste.
Every girl I've been down on has begged me not to stop. I'm a lean mean pussy eating machine.
only time i get them asking me to stop if after they cum...Quote:
Originally Posted by JHayesLS1
:spit: :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hurley711
My vote:
Hell no, never have, never will. :)
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You have no idea what you're missing:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Kjz99z28
damn this got epic since i checked in last night!!!!!
getting laid and things along that line is all about me, fuck them.
Girls like it when you get your tongue nice and deep. Then you put their legs over their head and give em an old forbidden hello >:-O
I ate mo pussy than any man alive.
Pussy from all over the world. Ever flavor/size.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aFUz06B0Kk
sarge has been in that Y since before Y was part of the alphabet
Speaking of it, I will be doing so shortly :nana: But in all seriousness (spell?) I believe Sarge when he states that.
I almost chose the name Peter Peter the Pussy Eater. But it didn't fit, so I went with doozjamann.
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Originally Posted by Sarge
:haha: that was awesome!!!
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Originally Posted by GTP231
:shrug: Yeah, well.
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Originally Posted by Kjz99z28
you could pretend i have one and... :lol: :D
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Originally Posted by Kjz99z28
Until she says if you want your cock sucked, you will. :nana:
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Originally Posted by doozjamann
I don't have one.
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Originally Posted by Spaz
I have no problem with the other option.
..wait I'm not volunteering. :dot:
I like it bloody like my steak http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...ck2crsbwp3.gif
Yea I do but my g/f is self-conscious about her cooter...I dunno why. So I only do it when she's drunk...not that i'm complaining. She loves bobbin the knob though so i'm happy..
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Originally Posted by Kjz99z28
You were just about to get an offer presented to you. :date:
You also must learn that you have to give to receive.Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
UM, why in the blue hell are you going down on your MOM???Quote:
Originally Posted by Hurley711
Joke says "what"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Firehawk1120
Joke says "your mom"
and you going down on your mom
... and now im confused.. lol
God my mom tastes delicious........ask Spaz
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Originally Posted by Hurley711
WTF
It only took 4-5 pages for this thread to go from epic to weird...
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Originally Posted by Hurley711
:true: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2MuchFun
I eat pussy like nobody's business !!!! :lick:
Anyone chow down at the big brown eye right next door?
oh hell no, thats just wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by Hurley711
Only if she takes a showers first and I do all the cleaning !! :spit:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hurley711
nope... but my ex said that my gotee tickled it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hurley711
respond in a complete english sentence pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
me and my stupid dyslexic fingers... :wall: :lol: i fixed it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hurley711
did you ex have the same tramp stamp on her lower back as you do on yours?
oooh...owww.yeah did I just go there..........:nana::nana:
one word YUM
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Originally Posted by Hurley711
I see we have a star fish hunter in the room.
Hurley711 is clearly the captian of Glory Holes in this thread
No brown eye for me. Never did it, will never try it.
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Originally Posted by Hurley711
I still can't believe the outcome of this thread. Only 5 people that don't :spit:
