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07-31-2008, 02:23 PM
Mr. Luos

Gold Bond

Is sac powder

Discuss.
07-31-2008, 02:29 PM
Speedy_Gonzales

explain
07-31-2008, 02:31 PM
juiced99ws6

dont use the foot powder.. can burn.. the body powder just tingles :)
07-31-2008, 02:31 PM
Mr. Luos

Hot summer day....cold shower....dry off....gold bond the boys.
07-31-2008, 02:34 PM
juiced99ws6

might keepum frsh but what if you have to bust them out at random times cause the women all wanna play with them.. they dont wanna be eating powder!
07-31-2008, 02:37 PM
Nastyfoot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Is sac powder

Discuss.

Used to use it at work......but it made dumplings in my shorts after a few hours. Better for home usage.
07-31-2008, 02:39 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

might keepum frsh but what if you have to bust them out at random times cause the women all wanna play with them.. they dont wanna be eating powder!

I don't have to worry about random ball popping moments anymore. :lmao:
07-31-2008, 02:41 PM
juiced99ws6

haha.. i have just never been a powder kinda guy..
07-31-2008, 02:44 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

works great when you work in the heat.... no swapass...
07-31-2008, 02:50 PM
juiced99ws6

well im in iraq right now, would be a good time to try it out :lol: I am a small guy so I dont sweat very much. Although out here i did switch to boxer breifs because sweat+ boxers= thong :lmao:
07-31-2008, 02:51 PM
9t8z28

I don't use it. Suck it up!
07-31-2008, 02:51 PM
doberman 152

Baby Powder FTW :hyper:
07-31-2008, 02:53 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9t8z28

I don't use it. Suck it up!

No.
07-31-2008, 02:55 PM
juiced99ws6

i wouldnt tell him no.. i think he was serious :hide: :lol:
07-31-2008, 02:58 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9t8z28

I don't use it. Suck it up!

hah!!! yea, you get you a case of the swampass, or swampballs and see if you still feel the same
07-31-2008, 03:01 PM
juiced99ws6

well i can honestly say i didnt expect to be sitting around talking about sweaty balls tonight.
07-31-2008, 03:01 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

^^^^^ :lmao: .... Curtis started it... :slap:
07-31-2008, 03:03 PM
juiced99ws6

so i guess we have established that slowass's daddy has a problem with sweaty nuts??
07-31-2008, 03:05 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

so i guess we have established that slowass's daddy has a problem with sweaty nuts??

:yup:
07-31-2008, 03:05 PM
Hi-Po

omg... I was in a hurry last summer on a hot day... I figured I better lather the ole' nuts with some gold bond.... So I did just like always.... with a big smile on my face... all knowing how cool this day is gonna be for my nuts...

Well half way down my driveway I realized I put the Gold Bond MEDICATED with Menthol(sp) in it...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, it felt like my balls for very very cold... so cold it burned.... That was single handedly the worst fucking drive to work ever in my life.

But yea, GB is my nut sac powder of choice.
07-31-2008, 03:06 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

thats why u use the powder... :buttkick:
07-31-2008, 03:06 PM
juiced99ws6

same thing with the medicated foot powder on your sack..
07-31-2008, 03:08 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

oh damn.... it burns it burns!!!! :lmao:
07-31-2008, 03:11 PM
juiced99ws6

lol at least its not as bad as icy hot! i got some of that shit on my sack before after using it on my inner legs and it made me want to cry
07-31-2008, 03:13 PM
Mr. Luos

This should be a 'man' stickied thread.

What not to put on your bag.
07-31-2008, 03:14 PM
juiced99ws6

:lmao:

i use that smiley too often.. in this case i really am dieing laughing
07-31-2008, 03:15 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

:stuck:
07-31-2008, 03:15 PM
doberman 152

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m.../ambpowder.jpg
07-31-2008, 03:16 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

:haha:
07-31-2008, 03:16 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by doberman 152

I tried to click. :(
07-31-2008, 03:19 PM
juiced99ws6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I tried to click. :(

mayeb i am loopy cause im soo tired but you are cracking me up today
07-31-2008, 03:19 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

mayeb i am loopy cause im soo tired but you are cracking me up today

Should I stop? :)
07-31-2008, 03:24 PM
juiced99ws6

nope.. sadly this is the best part of my day.

actually I guess I had a little fun today telling people im not comign to work tomorrow. today was the day I was supposed to be getting out of the army if i wasnt stop lossed and in iraq
07-31-2008, 03:24 PM
TONYsHAWK

only you jimmy
07-31-2008, 03:25 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

nope.. sadly this is the best part of my day.

actually I guess I had a little fun today telling people im not comign to work tomorrow. today was the day I was supposed to be getting out of the army if i wasnt stop lossed and in iraq

I can send you some generic Gold Bond (kinda broke right now) if you will be over there for a few more weeks.

Also, thanks for your service!!
07-31-2008, 03:29 PM
juiced99ws6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I can send you some generic Gold Bond (kinda broke right now) if you will be over there for a few more weeks.

Also, thanks for your service!!

haha thanks but that is actually something that gets sent over quite often in care packages from charity events so we have plently of that stuff :)

no problem my man! kinda sucks being stuck in longer than expected but not a whole lot of people can say they have done alot of the stuff i have done or have gotten to fix multimillion dollar helicopters!
07-31-2008, 03:31 PM
Mr. Luos

Mechanic stuff eh?
Very cool!

Safe location (mostly) I assume?
07-31-2008, 03:31 PM
jaslivers

used it for company runs
07-31-2008, 03:32 PM
doberman 152

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I tried to click. :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt-7vY-R3g
07-31-2008, 03:32 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by doberman 152

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt-7vY-R3g

Again....this does me no good.
07-31-2008, 03:35 PM
juiced99ws6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Mechanic stuff eh?
Very cool!

Safe location (mostly) I assume?

mostly ellectrical and troubleshooting.. Me and TONYsHAWK work together

yeah, we are about as safe as you can get I would say. We would be worse off in a major US city lol
07-31-2008, 03:37 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

mostly ellectrical and troubleshooting.. Me and TONYsHAWK work together

yeah, we are about as safe as you can get I would say. We would be worse off in a major US city lol

Good!!
07-31-2008, 03:50 PM
TONYsHAWK

Quote:

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

mostly ellectrical and troubleshooting.. Me and TONYsHAWK work together

yeah, we are about as safe as you can get I would say. We would be worse off in a major US city lol

dude you werent suppose to tell
07-31-2008, 03:55 PM
doberman 152

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Again....this does me no good.

You clicking to buy this stuff?
07-31-2008, 03:55 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by doberman 152

You clicking to buy this stuff?

Trying too.
07-31-2008, 03:57 PM
shady milkman

i use it to slap my hoes and punk ass bitches when they try to backtalk me ..but once again i am a pimp and game has evolved from baby powder(broke pimp's powder of choice) to GB( don magic juan kinda shit)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Magic_Juan.jpg
07-31-2008, 03:58 PM
juiced99ws6

Quote:

Originally Posted by TONYsHAWK

dude you werent suppose to tell

my bad
07-31-2008, 03:58 PM
doberman 152

http://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...0butt%20powder

Check out the customer reviews LOL
07-31-2008, 03:59 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by doberman 152

http://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...0butt%20powder

Ordered.

Thanks.
07-31-2008, 04:06 PM
9t8z28

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

hah!!! yea, you get you a case of the swampass, or swampballs and see if you still feel the same

28 years w/o it and I still don't need it
07-31-2008, 04:09 PM
Mr. Luos

Just happens to me.

95 degrees outside and I take my dogs for a jog.
07-31-2008, 04:15 PM
juiced99ws6

Quote:

Originally Posted by doberman 152

http://www.drugstore.com/products/pr...0butt%20powder

Check out the customer reviews LOL

that would be worth the look on people faces at work when i picked up my mail lol
07-31-2008, 04:24 PM
Mr. Luos

It is cheap as well.

Can't wait.
07-31-2008, 06:38 PM
02Ls1Formula

Ive actually antiqued someone with goldbond. I remember the next morning he called me wanting to know why his lips burned soo bad after he got out of the shower. :lol:
07-31-2008, 07:02 PM
third_shift|studios

this thread is sooooooo wrong.
07-31-2008, 08:45 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

crowded elevator smell different to midget...
08-01-2008, 07:51 AM
Mr. Luos

Nice and cool all night long. :)

100 degrees again today... :(
08-01-2008, 08:02 AM
shady milkman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Nice and cool all night long. :)

100 degrees again today... :(

:lmao:
08-01-2008, 08:24 AM
astyles

:yup:got it on my yam bag as we speak......
08-01-2008, 08:25 AM
shady milkman

Quote:

Originally Posted by astyles

:yup:got it on my yam bag as we speak......

:lmao: yam bag.....that is great
08-01-2008, 09:59 AM
Mr. Luos

Getting there.
Just got home from jogging.

Got some stick going on.
08-01-2008, 10:42 AM
Mr. Luos

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My bag....it tingles.
08-01-2008, 01:43 PM
Zapper2003

I hope for your sake it tingles in a good way.
08-01-2008, 01:58 PM
Mr. Luos

I'm still alive.

Thinking about applying more. :)
08-01-2008, 05:33 PM
Zapper2003

You're enjoying powdering your balls way too much.
08-01-2008, 05:46 PM
Mr. Luos

The tingling.....is wonderful.
08-01-2008, 06:30 PM
Zapper2003

Fitting....

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3...03/6fifbeh.jpg
08-01-2008, 06:35 PM
Mr. Luos

I am not playing with them.

Just cooling them off on a hot summer day. :)
08-01-2008, 06:39 PM
Zapper2003

:buffer:
08-01-2008, 06:46 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

:buffer:

I think I am going to need the Gold Bond after I detail an Accord tomorrow.

Stupid 100 degree heat.
08-01-2008, 07:02 PM
Zapper2003

Detail an Accord? How does that work? Now matter how much you polish on a piece of crap, when you're done, all you have to show for is a shiny piece of crap.
08-01-2008, 07:06 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Detail an Accord? How does that work? Now matter how much you polish on a piece of crap, when you're done, all you have to show for is a shiny piece of crap.

You know...I really like the Accord. Roommate has one, and my parents have one. 2005's.

Just not for me. I don't fit in them well.
Drives really nice though, decent power, 4 doors.
08-01-2008, 07:08 PM
Zapper2003

I agree with ya too, they are a nice car. Pretty much all Hondas are nice vehicles, mind you fast and fuckass guys don't get ahold of them.
08-01-2008, 07:09 PM
Mr. Luos

:lmao:

Like the little shits down the street. Nothing like having a 15.9 dial in your window and act tough when driving by my place. :lol:
I need to uncap Slowass' exhaust and roll by here soon. :D
08-01-2008, 07:14 PM
Zapper2003

:lmao: I know what you mean, on occasion around here they'll actually put in more numbers and it starts to look like some sort of short-hand phone number. 17.893 and other retarded shit.
08-01-2008, 07:18 PM
ArcticZ06

We called it Nut Magic in basic training. Stuff does wonders.
08-01-2008, 07:18 PM
LT1 > LS1

nobody wants SWAS (sweaty ass syndrome)

cuz, working in the tire shop, it gets real hot and humid, and your ass starts sweatin, and after 6 hours of thrashin on tires and wheels, some chafe-age may occur.

then sitting down, shitting, and even walking becomes uncomfortable. luckily, I get the shorter shifts, so it never gets too severe
08-01-2008, 07:25 PM
Mr. Luos

Yes.

Nice cold shower a few minutes ago and a fresh coat of Gold Bond. I will sleep well.
08-01-2008, 07:30 PM
Zapper2003

So, do you open the gold bond and shake it on your balls then spread it around, or do you pour it into a bowl and teabag until the proper amount is applied?
08-01-2008, 07:31 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

:lmao: I know what you mean, on occasion around here they'll actually put in more numbers and it starts to look like some sort of short-hand phone number. 17.893 and other retarded shit.

What I don't get is their commitment to driving by my house and revving like they want to line them up.
They know what is in the garage here...that much I know.

Do ricers actually want beaten that badly??

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

So, do you open the gold bond and shake it on your balls then spread it around, or do you pour it into a bowl and teabag until the proper amount is applied?

Sprinkle into hand, pat on.
08-01-2008, 07:35 PM
Zapper2003

Pat lightly in an upward motion as to retain most powder in palm of hand, or pat in all directions getting powder everywhere?
08-01-2008, 07:36 PM
Mr. Luos

That depends on if Julie will be showering after me or not. :D

If so...I get some on the floor of the shower.
08-01-2008, 07:37 PM
Zapper2003

:confused:
08-01-2008, 07:47 PM
Mr. Luos

So her feet get Gold Bond love.
08-02-2008, 08:39 AM
Mr. Luos

Another 100 degree day....
08-02-2008, 03:59 PM
Mr. Luos

AND.....the are tingling again. :)
08-03-2008, 12:56 PM
Mr. Luos

I love this stuff.
08-03-2008, 01:33 PM
Zapper2003

Thats pretty obvious.
08-03-2008, 01:57 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Thats pretty obvious.

What is?
08-03-2008, 02:04 PM
310stanger

why the hell did I click on this thread? had a great dinner out on the deck too. Fuckin thread is just FULL OF TMI
08-03-2008, 02:09 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by 310stanger

why the hell did I click on this thread? had a great dinner out on the deck too. Fuckin thread is just FULL OF TMI

Maybe....but I bet now you want to try it. :)
08-03-2008, 02:22 PM
doberman 152

I just dont think people get this thread Mr. Luos and i really dont want to do this but i think i'm going to have to so.:gotpics:
08-03-2008, 02:50 PM
310stanger

Quote:

Originally Posted by doberman 152

I just dont think people get this thread Mr. Luos and i really dont want to do this but i think i'm going to have to so.:gotpics:

you wanna see powdered yam bags? makin me wonder dude
08-03-2008, 02:58 PM
doberman 152

Quote:

Originally Posted by 310stanger

you wanna see powdered yam bags? makin me wonder dude

no yam bag :lmao: pictures dude :hahano:
08-03-2008, 04:54 PM
Mr. Luos

Pictures of what??

My powdered sac?
08-03-2008, 05:02 PM
Hi-Po

omg, no... no one wants to see that. Even Julie turns the lights out when its baby making time. Save us from absolute blindness please.
08-03-2008, 05:07 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

omg, no... no one wants to see that. Even Julie turns the lights out when its baby making time. Save us from absolute blindness please.

Dude...

She calls in a stunt cock.
08-03-2008, 05:15 PM
Hi-Po

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Dude...

She calls in a stunt cock.

ME!
08-03-2008, 05:18 PM
Mr. Luos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

ME!

When you are near....yes.
08-04-2008, 01:36 PM
astyles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Dude...

She calls in a stunt cock.

i just saw that movie the other nite..:lmao:

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