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Uhhh..wtf?

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Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Uhhh..wtf?

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Yeah I've heard that a couple times. Eventually someone will figure it out. It's actually not that complicated.

Reading this reminds me of watching the Outer Limits for some reason:dunno:.

Whence the mandible clamps the blade, Dicrocoelium Dendriticum is in control.

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Whence the mandible clamps the blade, Dicrocoelium Dendriticum is in control.

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Uh nice try, but no.

:sorry: :itsok:

are you saying you have Dicrocoelium Dendriticum?

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Originally Posted by !!!FAST!!!

Uh nice try, but no.

:sorry: :itsok:

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Yes it is. If it weren't for Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, it wouldn't be at the top of the blade.

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Yes it is. If it weren't for Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, it wouldn't be at the top of the blade.

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Ok I know you've found the answer but it isn't Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, yet. Until it reaches it's ultimate destination it is a Dicrocoelium Dendriticum pre-stage. What is that pre-stage called?

Very nice though.

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Whos in control? The guy holding the 50 cal whose looking at these motherfuckers talkin gibberish.

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how about... i like cheese...

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Originally Posted by !!!FAST!!!

What is that pre-stage called?
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foreplay... i like to warm them ladies up a little with some :lick:...

"pre-stage..." LMAO

uhhhhhhh......what?

This hurts my head.

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Originally Posted by Kjz99z28

This hurts my head.

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it's over.. i answered the question....


Cheese... is the answer... and i'm keeping the de-coder ring...

Don't eat the ants!

teh grass isn't always greener... MY LIVER!!! :nilly:

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Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Don't eat the ants!

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But the eating of the ants comes after the mandible clamps the blade... He wants to know what happens before.

So far the only anwer i've come up with is that this thread contains some of the most incoherent shit ever posted on LS1.com.

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Originally Posted by Zapper2003

So far the only anwer i've come up with is that this thread contains some of the most incoherent shit ever posted on LS1.com.

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it's some kind of parasite or worm that attacks the liver... :yup:

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Originally Posted by Zapper2003

So far the only anwer i've come up with is that this thread contains some of the most incoherent shit ever posted on LS1.com.

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All of my responses are correct and related to the topic.

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

But the eating of the ants comes after the mandible clamps the blade... He wants to know what happens before.

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The snail leaves a trail.....

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

All of my responses are correct and related to the topic.

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As are mine.

Come on guys, google it and all comes clear.... or controlled!

The Lancet liver fluke (Dicrocoelium dendriticum) is a parasite fluke that tends to live in cattle or other grazing mammals.

Contents [hide]
1 Life cycle
2 Ecological role
3 Other parasites that change host behavior
4 External links



[edit] Life cycle
D. dendriticum spends its adult life inside the liver of its host. After mating, the eggs are excreted in the feces. The first intermediate host, the terrestrial snail (Cionella lubrica in the United States), eats the feces, and becomes infected by the larval parasites. The larvae (or cercariae) drill through the wall of the gut and settle in its digestive tract, where they develop into a juvenile stage. The snail tries to defend itself by walling the parasites off in cysts, which it then excretes and leaves behind in the grass. The second intermediate host, an ant (Formica fusca in the United States), uses the trail of slime as a source of moisture. The ant then swallows a cyst loaded with hundreds of juvenile lancet flukes. The parasites enter the gut and then drift through its body. Most of the cercariae encyst in the haemocoel of the ant and mature into metacercariae, but one moves to the sub-esophageal ganglion (a cluster of nerve cells underneath the esophagus). There, the fluke takes control of the ant's actions by manipulating these nerves. As evening approaches and the air cools, the infested ant is drawn away from other members of the colony and upward to the top of a blade of grass. Once there, it clamps its mandibles onto the top of the blade and stays there until dawn. Afterward, it goes back to its normal activity at the ant colony. If the host ant were to be subjected to the heat of the direct sun, it would die along with the parasite. Night after night, the ant goes back to the top of a blade of grass until a grazing animal comes along and eats the blade, upon which the lancet flukes will be back inside their host. They live out their adult lives inside the animal, reproduce, and the cycle continues.


[edit] Ecological role
The lancet flukes are important to grasslands. To prevent infestation, cattle avoid patches of the greenest grass, which has been fertilized by manure. The danger for them is not the feces itself, but rather the possibility that tiny ants might be at the tops of the blades, carrying the parasite. Therefore, those patches grow undisturbed as cows feed on the remaining grass, which is not enough for all of them. The cows are then forced to eat the green grass, and for a while the cow population rises. Eventually, the parasites infect the cows. Infected cows eat less and fail to reproduce as frequently. The cow population drops, allowing the grass to regrow. The cow population eventually recovers and returns to being wary of the greenest grass, completing the cycle.

And I still don't get it?

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Originally Posted by 9t8z28

And I still don't get it?

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