long story short, my ex wife wants to come over and do me, should i play along with it or not?
part of me wants her to come over so i could treat her like the tramp she is,
the other part says dont bother.
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long story short, my ex wife wants to come over and do me, should i play along with it or not?
part of me wants her to come over so i could treat her like the tramp she is,
the other part says dont bother.
Having hooked up with an ex or two in the past, I don't see how anything good can come of it.
Imagine she has the plague and you must avoid her as such.
Sure. Have at it.
She wouldn't do you when you were married.... She only wants to now so she can have some kind of leverage. Be done with it like you told me you were :slap:
Oh and tell her I said to fuck herself :D
TIIHB!!!
shove it right in her tight ring stink pit!!!
pics? - im shallow
Run Forest Run!! Like Tap said, she is using you for leverage. There is a lot more fish out there in the ocean.
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Originally Posted by transamprincess98
In 1986 after I got divorced I had a few booty calls with the ex... It quickly "got old" as I found upgraded replacement ladies for that aspect of my life.
However I will say there were no problems for just "booty calls" for a couple of months as it was convenient and no strings attached.
:nono: Don't go there. She did you wrong. Don't feed her ego by showing her that you're still interested. You need to send the message that you've moved on to bigger and better things.
tell her to bring a friend... then make a video...
2 girls 1 mark... :lol:
^lol invite her over and take some pix and then kick her ass out
i would think you're above this, mark.
i agree with Spaz... he is always correct... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
dont do it. with all the talk you do, walk the walk, and stay the bitter man that i love ya for. you have her come over, you will lose the hardass, cynical NHRAFormula street cred that we have all come to know you for, by fuckin her...Quote:
Originally Posted by nhraformula
on the other hand, if you can bust a nut while fuckin her in the ass, i take back what i said above...:lmao:
Stay the f*ck away from her.
Have you not suffered enough from her already?
Let her go ffs.
damn it... sarge is the only one with me here... wait a minute... maybe she contracted aids...
use a rubber!!! still hit it!!!
I don't get it......I've never had to ask anyone if I should have sex with some chick. My thread title would've been " so I hammered my ex last night". I guess I'm just reckless like that and throw caution to the wind.
The question you ask is comparable to " Someone want's to give me a winning lottery ticket, should I take it?". There's 2 things in this life you ALWAYS take when offered to you.....money and pooty-poo.
:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
and if you don't like her... dip it in honey to make it a little sweet and then roll it in sand... then fuck her in the ass...
Yea, I'm with the cherry girl here. Act totally disinterested:fire:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
People are in your past for a reason...remember that and keep her in your rearview!
Yeah! Violate her and take pics.Pee on her face too :chuckles:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
:haha: "DRINK IT!!! DRINKT IT!!! tell me how it tastes... WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE!!!???!??"Quote:
Originally Posted by Nastyfoot
I probably would do it, but I would treat her like shit and then she would be gone 1 min after it was done.
if i ever got a video of that, shit id post it right up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
it be the best 2 minutes of porn you guys seen:lol:
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by nhraformula
:bs: to many girls out there like to be treated like that...Quote:
Originally Posted by KyleLs1
that is kinda my game plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by KyleLs1
i must say that i am leaning towards not doing anything with her at all.
OK I am gonna really turn evil today. Not that it's different from any other day, BUT.....
If you REALLY must get some from the cheating whorebag cum dumpster at least just let her give you a blow job and then right after ask her how I taste :D
whoa....TMI, dudetteQuote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
no... just get done fucking her and say with all the seriousness in the world "oh... i forgot to tell you... i have AIDS..." then kick her out... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
Or go for ATM :think:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
I don't think it gets much worse
Just do it. It's only sex.
thats a good one:drama:Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
I like your style.Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
Mark I should email you some naughty pics tonight so you can brag about your "new GF" :lmao:
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Originally Posted by transamprincess98
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...az/TAOwned.jpg
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...z/EricFro2.jpg
i got it covered... :lol:
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Originally Posted by Spaz
Do you have a larger version of this one so we can see all the detail?
One thing is for sure you managed to get TAP to fall of the F N train!
Miracles do happen at X-mas....
:hahano:Quote:
Originally Posted by SexOnWheels
that would be good,2 for 1 or nothing at all,,win either way:yum:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
send away.Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
his new email address is kyles_187_@hotmail.comQuote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
He looks forward to the pics :Popcorn:
tell her to go fuck herself
Bang her and the tell her to get the fuck out. Dont get emotionally involved at all, ever.
im well beyond those daysQuote:
Originally Posted by hutch1999
Do it at her place, and as soon as you finish get dressed and leave. Grab something out of her fridge on the way out too.
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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
And tell her to make sure to have plenty of beer in the fridge.
lol i also like the honey and sand idea.....Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
break a mirror and some light bulbs... fuck her on the broken glass... in the ass... :lol: :yup:
Weigh the pros and cons of any course of action, then do what suits your needs best at the time the opportunity arises.Quote:
Originally Posted by nhraformula
OK. I don't know anything about this situation.
Let me get this straight. This whore cheated on you and made you hurt your car to get the anger out. Unacceptable.
She wants wiener.
Solution.
Step one. Invite that two timing bitch over.
Step two. Convince the cow to roll over by making cirlces in the air with a twinkie. Half way threw one of her rolls following the twinkie, stick it right in her ass. Dry.
Step three. Tell her that her sisters pussy is much tighter and your retarded golden retriever rolls over better.
Step four. Hold on and call yourself a cowboy and move to texas and buy a cool belt buckle.
No more steps. Repeat as necessary.
i fucked my ex for about 6 months till i found a steady girlfriend, then i completely cut her lose - she had done me bad too, but she kept coming back for booty calls
like someone said theres things you dont ever say no to
booty is one of em
fuck her, pump her in the face, and drop her
best fuck is when you guys arent together anymore
That sounds like a good idea. Before you go over to her place jerk off like 3 times so when you're hate f#cking her you cant orgasm. Then after she cant take anymore of a beating and asks you to stop, tell her you're sorry and that she just doesnt do it for you anymore. Then take the food and leave!Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
she texted me last nite but i didnt answer. while i am in the mood to toy with her head, im not really sure i wanna go there.
oh man... plot revenge... of course in a legal manor and fashion... but make it good man... fuck up her world...Quote:
Originally Posted by nhraformula
above is something that i wanna do i must admitQuote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
I'd just ignore the bitch. Hate fucking is cool and all but she's probably doing it to screw you over again....maybe with a STD or something.