Im gonna shoot myself

Ok so I just got back from West Palm Beach....It was my gf, my gf's friend, my friend, and me. We stayed at my friends cousin house. Anyways we went clubbin, went to 1 party, ate, drank, fucked, had a great time...was there since thursday....now...my gf's friend is soooooooo doable, and I know if I did it would be good, trust me ive done my research, I could do her and get away with it. Now here comes the problem...I KNOW she would hook up with me, but she always plays hard to get....ahhhhhh.....pisses me off, She follows along everytime I flirt with her, but she gets off on seeing me suffer....I want to bone this girl....but she doesnt give me a chance...So I need advice on something to do.....b4 i go crazy.

PS dont post the she thinks ure ugly, doesnt wanna screw u bullshit...I KNOW she does 100% positive.

rape her? :lol: I dont know what to tell you man, you could just keep doing your girlfreind and be happy with that

lol....dude I've been with my gf for............like 3 years...and im always teased by her friend...we went to busch gardens last week, and they where wearing some skanky bathing suits....I seriously need a new fuck...I'm happy with my gf, but.....ahhhhhhhh :nilly:

you never posted those pics like you said did you!!!

No....i will....i promise...they weren't on my camera...mines broken, but I will get em.

Yea you are playing with fire my friend

I know....but its been 3 damn years of tappin the same shit...im still young... I WANT PUERTO RICAN PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!! :nilly: :nilly:

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Originally Posted by burnws6

I know....but its been 3 damn years of tappin the same shit...im still young... I WANT PUERTO RICAN PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!! :nilly: :nilly:

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Convince your girl to go 3-way:dunno::D

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Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4

Cinvince your girl to go 3-way:dunno::D

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werd....about 5 or 6 months ago...on alex's thread I posted something that happened...long story short, she got drunk and made out with this chick...after she got over her hang over she told me that she was disgusted about the whole thing...so if i even mentioned it...she would bitch slap my ass all they way to havana....

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Originally Posted by burnws6

werd....about 5 or 6 months ago...on alex's thread I posted something that happened...long story short, she got drunk and made out with this chick...after she got over her hang over she told me that she was disgusted about the whole thing...so if i even mentioned it...she would bitch slap my ass all they way to havana....

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HAHA o.....well ive never cheated on anyone....but thats just me....if you think you can get away with it....go ahead:fire:

:nono: Baaaaad idea. Cause pretty sure if she found out she wouldn't be very happy with you. :toetap: I think you're gonna be risking a lot.

:stupid:

In the same sense....if you cant go 3 years w/o wanting someone else then maybe she isnt the girl for you

no....shes perfect...way to good for me...I def love the girl...nvermind...kristin got me on the guilt train...thread is done

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Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4

In the same sense....if you cant go 3 years w/o wanting someone else then maybe she isnt the girl for you

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:thinkin: oo.. deep thought time. :eek:

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Originally Posted by burnws6

no....shes perfect...way to good for me...I def love the girl...nvermind...kristin got me on the guilt train...thread is done

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:woo: :bow:

O the power of the female

:sulk: damn women

When did Burns give up butt pussy?

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Originally Posted by Sarge

When did Burns give up butt pussy?

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when ed brought the smack down.....prior to ure x-pill party

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Originally Posted by burnws6

when ed brought the smack down.....prior to ure x-pill party

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:rotfl:

Nevermind

wtf?

:thinkin:... welp. Guess I should change mine too. :shrug:

wtf just happened? :nilly: ahhhhhhh

I have noooooooooo idea.

quick...lets have sex

:slap: :nono: Didn't you learn anything? :sillyme:

:lmao:

:kiss:

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Originally Posted by burnws6

wtf just happened? :nilly: ahhhhhhh

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Originally Posted by burnws6

wtf?

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you have no idea :firedevil:

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Originally Posted by Kjz99z28

I have noooooooooo idea.

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I knew it!!!!! :ughlaugh:

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

you have no idea :firedevil:

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :nilly: :nilly: :nilly: :nilly:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah!!!

Beat her with a baseball bat, then stick your dick in her ass.

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Beat her with a baseball bat, then stick your dick in her ass.

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ehhh...sounds kinda messy

both will hurt her, and both will pleasure you. Its a win win win win situation.

Kristin warned me about advice from ppl that wanted to beat her with baseball bat and stick it in her pooper, she told me I shouldn't :Ohno:

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Originally Posted by burnws6

Kristin warned me about advice from ppl that wanted to beat her with baseball bat and stick it in her pooper, she told me I shouldn't :Ohno:

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She's lying, and not very smart.

:lmao: What is it with people calling me not very smart today? My goodness. Anyway.. Burn, you know what to do, and what not to do, so... yeah. Don't know where I was going with that one.

Well if Stevie says that kristin is an ignorant 19 year old....I mean...when stevie speaks its all high level intelligence and a sure source...so.......

You know, this is true. Maybe I should listen to her.




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Burn just mix things up in the love life a little bit. Buy a wig for you and a strap on for the GF and let her give it a go on you. That should spicen up the sex a little. LOL

DUDE, don't shoot yourself.. there's an easy way around this. you need to make them believe they want to fuck eachother. now i know you said about your girl and another girl, bla bla.. but the key ingredient here is ALCOHOL! that's right my friend. take them both out. get them buzzed. and then make them think it's their idea for a 3 way. if you get them randy enough, you may beable to pull it off. good luck to you.

Fuck it, get BOTH them drunk and have a 3 SUM! :yup:

BTW

Alcohol = Liquid Panty remover, works wonders!
Stick to rum, or tequila.....Whiskey can make them violent and pass out

Dude,

I think I remember something.... correct me if Im wrong of course..


Didn't you and this "girl"(:lol:) break up a couple months ago because she found out you were about to cheat, or were trying to cheat? Then you got all butt hurt about her dumping you and her calling you a no good a hole and stuff?

I swear this happened, If I am correct, I would say a big ole Negative.

She is probably on her last straw with you, and if she catch's you with a condom that smells like her best friends pussy.... she gonna dump you for good. Then we will have a thread about you wanting to shoot yourself because you got dumped.

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Originally Posted by thecorrectformula

Burn just mix things up in the love life a little bit. Buy a wig for you and a strap on for the GF and let her give it a go on you. That should spicen up the sex a little. LOL

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i love this guy. hahaha

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Originally Posted by NE98LS1

i love this guy. hahaha

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:stupid:

sounds like she probably actually doesnt want to fuck you...she just gets off on the chase.

She likes to be chased. Now, this is not to say that you couldnt bag her if the circumstances were right, but sounds to me like really just gets off on being wanted and desired.

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Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4

Convince your girl to go 3-way:dunno::D

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smart man

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Originally Posted by burnws6

she gets off on seeing me suffer.....

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Can you blame the girl? We all get off watching you suffer too... :tap:

By the sounds of it Burn if your current squeeze finds out about this subject, she'll save you the trouble of having to shoot yourself...

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Originally Posted by RavensFan19

sounds like she probably actually doesnt want to fuck you...she just gets off on the chase.

She likes to be chased. Now, this is not to say that you couldnt bag her if the circumstances were right, but sounds to me like really just gets off on being wanted and desired.

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Yeah, I think he's right. I've dealt with many a female like this, and so far, it's a no-win situation for me. You may have different odds. I just ignore them, and they go away. I try not to waste my time with bitches like that. Fuck that shit.

do me instead :lmao: i know..i have no chance in hell :sulk:

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Originally Posted by REV_IT_UP-TA

do me instead :lmao: i know..i have no chance in hell :sulk:

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lol.......you would be a fun lady! :love:

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Originally Posted by astyles

lol.......you would be a fun lady! :love:

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:sex:

First off, what goes around...comes around. Karma is a b. Trust me, I know. You will always want what you cannot have, it's a fact. If you're going to cheat(which you're a p.o.s for doing in the first place) do it w/ someone she doesn't know. That's a big help, don't do it with her best friend. If she was such a great girl then you'd be with her instead and not with the girl you're already with, and by the words you type it sounds like you really love her and if you cared about her then you wouldn't even be contemplating this. Turn this around and think how much it would suck if she was going around asking people she doesn't even know if she should cheat on you with some dude. The pain you will endure if she finds out and dumps you will be impossible to comprehend, and once you find out she's already with someone else will scar you for the rest of your life. Settle down, you're thinking with the wrong head. Be a real man, and be faithful.

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Originally Posted by REV_IT_UP-TA

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you still haven't gone to see o'dude in the carolina's yet? damn girl... what's the deal? :ughlaugh: i thought he was aching to give it to you.

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Originally Posted by fabrizi

First off, what goes around...comes around. Karma is a b. Trust me, I know. You will always want what you cannot have, it's a fact. If you're going to cheat(which you're a p.o.s for doing in the first place) do it w/ someone she doesn't know. That's a big help, don't do it with her best friend. If she was such a great girl then you'd be with her instead and not with the girl you're already with, and by the words you type it sounds like you really love her and if you cared about her then you wouldn't even be contemplating this. Turn this around and think how much it would suck if she was going around asking people she doesn't even know if she should cheat on you with some dude. The pain you will endure if she finds out and dumps you will be impossible to comprehend, and once you find out she's already with someone else will scar you for the rest of your life. Settle down, you're thinking with the wrong head. Be a real man, and be faithful.

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or you could just convence them that a 3 way is really the way to go.

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Originally Posted by thecorrectformula

Burn just mix things up in the love life a little bit. Buy a wig for you and a strap on for the GF and let her give it a go on you. That should spicen up the sex a little. LOL

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Originally Posted by sgt0704

DUDE, don't shoot yourself.. there's an easy way around this. you need to make them believe they want to fuck eachother. now i know you said about your girl and another girl, bla bla.. but the key ingredient here is ALCOHOL! that's right my friend. take them both out. get them buzzed. and then make them think it's their idea for a 3 way. if you get them randy enough, you may beable to pull it off. good luck to you.

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Originally Posted by Knighthawk LS1

Fuck it, get BOTH them drunk and have a 3 SUM! :yup:

BTW

Alcohol = Liquid Panty remover, works wonders!
Stick to rum, or tequila.....Whiskey can make them violent and pass out

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+1000 :lmao: Wish I could, I've tried......

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Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Dude,

I think I remember something.... correct me if Im wrong of course..


Didn't you and this "girl"(:lol:) break up a couple months ago because she found out you were about to cheat, or were trying to cheat? Then you got all butt hurt about her dumping you and her calling you a no good a hole and stuff?

I swear this happened, If I am correct, I would say a big ole Negative.

She is probably on her last straw with you, and if she catch's you with a condom that smells like her best friends pussy.... she gonna dump you for good. Then we will have a thread about you wanting to shoot yourself because you got dumped.

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Yea youre right...although I dont know how you remember taken that youre always drunk but yea....I made out with the girl, and my gf found out...BUUUUUUUUTT.....My gf made out with her too...and felt REALLLLLy bad about it...so when I told her that i was sorry and everything, she said : i have something to tell you, i made out with her too....well, I decided to "act" mad so that really she forgot about what I did and was sad about what she said. I couldnt turn the situation into a threesome cuz she was "disgusted" about the whole incident....

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Originally Posted by REV_IT_UP-TA

do me instead :lmao: i know..i have no chance in hell :sulk:

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I've been trying to fuck you,....but you dont want to.... so stfu :wtcslap:

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Originally Posted by fabrizi

First off, what goes around...comes around. Karma is a b. Trust me, I know. You will always want what you cannot have, it's a fact. If you're going to cheat(which you're a p.o.s for doing in the first place) do it w/ someone she doesn't know. That's a big help, don't do it with her best friend. If she was such a great girl then you'd be with her instead and not with the girl you're already with, and by the words you type it sounds like you really love her and if you cared about her then you wouldn't even be contemplating this. Turn this around and think how much it would suck if she was going around asking people she doesn't even know if she should cheat on you with some dude. The pain you will endure if she finds out and dumps you will be impossible to comprehend, and once you find out she's already with someone else will scar you for the rest of your life. Settle down, you're thinking with the wrong head. Be a real man, and be faithful.

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Dude...youre right....ima try the 3some thing first a couple more times...if that dont work...I'll just stay wit her...




THanks guys




Oh and bug.......shove it up your kangaroo ass :thumbup: jk....

As a wise man once said, a man is only as faithful as his options.

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Originally Posted by gwballin

As a wise man once said, a man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confusious says: "Man who makes love on ground, has piece on Earth."





:D

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Originally Posted by burnws6

Oh and bug.......shove it up your kangaroo ass :thumbup: jk....

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:rotfl:

Keep us updated...

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Originally Posted by burnws6

lol....dude I've been with my gf for............like 3 years...and im always teased by her friend...we went to busch gardens last week, and they where wearing some skanky bathing suits....I seriously need a new fuck...I'm happy with my gf, but.....ahhhhhhhh :nilly:

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this is as far as ive read in ur thread...
but the last line, im in the same situation

so its been two whole days already.. so what's the deal? are you eating pink taco from the best friend stand yet?

if you're feelin it and think you can get away with it, go for it, if not stick to yours

Well...my gf might leave to south carolina for 2 weeks, to be with her dad that just got out of prison.....so........that might make things easier :naughty:

hmm the dad who just got out of prison. that says it right there you fuck with his daughter he will fuck with you.

nah.....hes a meth head...well he used to be atleast....guy looks EXACTLY like the guy from back to the future....lmao...EXACTLY like him.....but this guy is too old....hes the last one to find out ffs.....come on

just don't chase her around anymore or flirt, and she'll come along ready to go after she noticed your paying very little attention to her.

PS* sounds like your GF is not into the 3-way. Mine either, that makes 2 of us.

sucks...dont it.....i would do anything to have a threesome....either with them....or kj, rev, and that brownie bitch.... :lol:

wait that would be a 4some....oh well :naughty:

fernando u know damn well if u asked her nicely shed go for the 3some. shes too nice to say no

ok im alittle late on this thread, but im gonna step in with a girl pov here...
why in the hell do u wanna do your girlfriends friend? if you wanna stray you need to get outta the relationship, dont hurt your girlfriend... if u wanna fuck around thats awesome good for you i hope u get alotta ass but let your girlfriend go before u break her heart and reuion her friendship with one of her girlfriends. not to bust your balls, just giving you alittle insite to the woman's mind. ps- i hope ur girlfriend doesnt drive an fbody or care about cars enough to get on ls1.com :) stupid boys....

im hurt....you make me sound like a man whore....thanks.. :sulk: stupid girls

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Originally Posted by burnws6

im hurt....you make me sound like a man whore....thanks.. :sulk: stupid girls

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im sorry no one warned you, im the type of girl that will tell you how it is. sorry! i dont mean to put u down, but what you're doing sucks.

hahaha.....im not gonna do it....so quit ure whinin... :wtcslap: i got morals dammit :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by ls1blackbeauty98

im sorry no one warned you, im the type of girl that will tell you how it is. sorry! i dont mean to put u down, but what you're doing sucks.

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yeah, burns. knock it off. :cuss: :ughlaugh:

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Originally Posted by burnws6

hahaha.....im not gonna do it....so quit ure whinin... :wtcslap: i got morals dammit :rolleyes:

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burn AIM!!

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Originally Posted by bmyers

burn AIM!!

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gotcha :aussie:

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Originally Posted by burnws6

gotcha :aussie:

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She is not much of a friend of your G/F then.

If you do not care about your G/F, do her.

Otherwise, shoot yourself

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Originally Posted by burnws6

hahaha.....im not gonna do it....so quit ure whinin... :wtcslap: i got morals dammit :rolleyes:

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really im not trying to be a bitch...

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Originally Posted by joerockhead

She is not much of a friend of your G/F then.

If you do not care about your G/F, do her.

Otherwise, shoot yourself

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hahahahahah.



burn, you dont have morals. quit kidding yourself

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Originally Posted by burnws6

Ok so I just got back from West Palm Beach....It was my gf, my gf's friend, my friend, and me. We stayed at my friends cousin house. Anyways we went clubbin, went to 1 party, ate, drank, fucked, had a great time...was there since thursday....now...my gf's friend is soooooooo doable, and I know if I did it would be good, trust me ive done my research, I could do her and get away with it. Now here comes the problem...I KNOW she would hook up with me, but she always plays hard to get....ahhhhhh.....pisses me off, She follows along everytime I flirt with her, but she gets off on seeing me suffer....I want to bone this girl....but she doesnt give me a chance...So I need advice on something to do.....b4 i go crazy.

PS dont post the she thinks ure ugly, doesnt wanna screw u bullshit...I KNOW she does 100% positive.

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I agree you should shoot yourself.

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Originally Posted by SLIM_DURST

I agree you should shoot yourself.

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+4, :jk:

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Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

+4, :jk:

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If i ever do....im leaving a note that says... it was sexonwheels fault...and a link to your user page....

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Originally Posted by burnws6

If i ever do....im leaving a note that says... it was sexonwheels fault...and a link to your user page....

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:haha: You can blame me and all of Canada! :canada:

Ttiwwop

Blame Canada!

canada....boooo

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Originally Posted by burnws6

canada....boooo

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burn.....grrrrrrrr

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Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

burn.....grrrrrrrr

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ok....that was gay......like come on..... burn grrrrr? dude hahahah ure a homo

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Originally Posted by burnws6

Ok so I just got back from West Palm Beach....It was my gf, my gf's friend, my friend, and me. We stayed at my friends cousin house. Anyways we went clubbin, went to 1 party, ate, drank, fucked, had a great time...was there since thursday....now...my gf's friend is soooooooo doable, and I know if I did it would be good, trust me ive done my research, I could do her and get away with it. Now here comes the problem...I KNOW she would hook up with me, but she always plays hard to get....ahhhhhh.....pisses me off, She follows along everytime I flirt with her, but she gets off on seeing me suffer....I want to bone this girl....but she doesnt give me a chance...So I need advice on something to do.....b4 i go crazy.

PS dont post the she thinks ure ugly, doesnt wanna screw u bullshit...I KNOW she does 100% positive.

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Just SHOOT yourself ! :lmao:

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Originally Posted by SleeperC5

Just SHOOT yourself ! :lmao:

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People Telling me to shoot myself

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People giving me real advice

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:hmm:

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Originally Posted by burnws6

People Telling me to shoot myself

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People giving me real advice

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Okay, okay... send her my way and screw the hell outta her and let you know if she yells out your name. :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by SleeperC5

Okay, okay... send her my way and screw the hell outta her and let you know if she yells out your name. :lol: :lol:

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you got it :lmao:

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ok....that was gay......like come on..... burn grrrrr? dude hahahah ure a homo

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It was a reply to your comment to Canada.

And no you are the only ghey boy on this site (that has come out of the closet).

Go ahead and pull the trigger Fernie!

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Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

It was a reply to your comment to Canada.

And no you are the only ghey boy on this site (that has come out of the closet).

Go ahead and pull the trigger Fernie!

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so youre saying that u havent come out of the closet?

sorry to dissapoint but i cant pull the trigger...ima screw the chick