BobbySS gave me the idea to start a Wise Man Sayings Thread...
Here's mine:
He who go to sleep with itchy butt.......wake up with smelly finger.
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BobbySS gave me the idea to start a Wise Man Sayings Thread...
Here's mine:
He who go to sleep with itchy butt.......wake up with smelly finger.
"man who makes love on ground, has piece on earth."
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
man who farts in church... sits in his own pew
Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.
Life is a bitch... then you marry one
oooouch! personal experience?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird
Man who runs in front of truck gets tired, man who runs behind truck gets exhausted.
not yet... a wise man told me thatQuote:
Originally Posted by burnws6
Gun control is being able to hit your target!
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
LMFAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by burnws6
"What did you feel when you killed the terrorist?"Quote:
Originally Posted by StangKiller615
"Recoil."
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole
"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
Man who fishes in another man's well catch crabs
My personal favorite
"Take it easy and if it's easy, take it again"
treat your women like a vaccum, when the bitch stops suckin', replace the old bag...
It is better to be a Smartass, then a Dumbass
Man with 2 watches on wrist never know what time it is ...
man who makes fun of moderators will be warned
:haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by burnws6
i had to
he who post "how big" thread will be thought gay
:true:Quote:
Originally Posted by burnws6
Man with paypal always rich ... hee hee
:D
He who carry a bottle of soy sauce, might be eating a RICER for lunch!
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come on stangkiller stop looking at the thread and post sumtin
:nilly:
I love that smily
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
amen to that. you'll feel loveeeeeeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4
:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by burnws6
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
:ughlaugh:
Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.
you know somebody at work was talking about that...and it seemed perfectly normal until I thought about it.....:wtf: ?
Yea i just got some cash out of the bank and thats the first time ive noticed it.......kinda funny!lolQuote:
Originally Posted by burnws6
I walk up to those drive thru ones a lot :lol: I always think someones gonna think I'm fucking with it or something and call the cops... but its just the closest and I need some cash....Quote:
Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4
If a fat lady falls in the woods... Do the trees laugh?
No! They SplitQuote:
Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird
sleep with dogs and you get fleas
It's only binge drinking if you stop