Midnight might have epic brewing........I will keep u guys posted but in the mean time answer the question
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Midnight might have epic brewing........I will keep u guys posted but in the mean time answer the question
Yup quite a few entertaining nights
Have you ever started a thread that isn't a question?
Pictures of said cougar or ban.
take it easy man......Quote:
Originally Posted by Hi-Po
I prefer to keep my intimate encounters to the human species. Specifically, females.
Hahaha.......
How old constitutes a cougar? Answer is yes. Personal friend of my parents when I was 19. :)
Yeah, I hooked up my 1969 Cougar with a pair of Mickey Thompson street slicks. Hooked up real nice and nearly tore out my rear end. (rear end of my Cougar that is)
Yeah what constitutes a cougar? 5, 10, 15 years?
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Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
Not sure of the age but I believe it's someone at least 10 years older than you.......I have always heard it applied to women in their late thirties and older.Quote:
Originally Posted by jrbonds
Ha ha. Just wondering. I usually date older guys. But you never know. Lol
That is what I was thinking. Now that I am 30 though I dont think of a cougar being only 5-9 years older. I think at least 1/3rd your age older so it would have to be a 40 year old for me. I had 38 and 19 and 40+ when I was 21. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
One of those women, huh? j/k I dont blame you. I have always hated women my age. Younger to have fun with and older to date. However I swapped that and put the shaft to myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by jrbonds
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Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
At the time older meant I didn't have to pay for anything. But as they got older got more boring. My bf is 5 years younger than me and is always up to my adventures.
You drinking tonight? Man, you are bustin' on me hardcore....lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
Ah.....got sick of them needing the blue pill and getting up to pee 5 times, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by jrbonds
Um they weren't that old, ten years was the max. Couldn't ever get over the issue if them being my dads age. Ick.
Im joking Jodi. :)
:toetap: Dammit Murder, can you please quit calling my wife!
When I was 20 years old I tagged a 42 year old woman.
When I was 24 years old I tagged a 45 year old woman.
:dunno:
In your dreams :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
Which ear did you tag her in?Quote:
Originally Posted by blackSS01
I need to get my drumbs out.....lol Ba dum bum.Quote:
Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
Drumbs? :hmm:
hooked up with one ..and then married her.not too bad. they are all crazy though.
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Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
Figured I would use "Tagged" to mix it up a bit. I nailed them broads good :D
Not sure where that 'b' came from to be honest......Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
6 penny nail? hahahahhahaha j/k More like a ring shank nail.....couldnt pull that puppy out if you tried. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by blackSS01
So crunching my amazing numbers :lmao:
I come up with 22 year difference. The 42 was much much better then the 45 :true:
My biggest was 28 years. lol She was pushin' 50! hahahah My buddy had her 27 year old daughter at the same time in the same vehicle. Birds of a feather and like mother like daughter. lol
I hooked up with a 35 year old.........shit......do wives count?? If not then nevermind.
I did once with a woman I worked with. She was in her 40's and I was in my 20's. She has a daughter older than me and I remember us going on a double date with her daughter.
yes and dang they where good
I dated many 45-45 year old ladies when I was in my 20s. I liked that they didn't need to be "trained", usually didn't want a heavy emotional commitment, and had their own money. Once I hit 30 I got lucky and found the lady I would marry who is 10 years younger than myself which works out great for me because I can say I married the "younger woman". ;)
It depends....your wife? hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
A ring doesnt plug a hole.
My wife is 4 yrs older than me and for a week inbetween our birthdays she is 5 yrs older than me. Does that count? :lol:
When I was 21 I hooked up with a 26 yr old too :thinking:
I hooked up with my ex mother in law a month after the divorce was final... I was 25, she was 50. Other than that, I hooked up with a 34 yr old when I was 26.... That's about all I've treaded away from my age bracket.
konigandy6: Making cougar fucking gross since january 11th 2012 11:09am :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
dude......50 ain't a cougar......that's an antique
It was more for the revenge than anything... most awkward moment of my life right there...Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
:lmao:
Awkwardness aside how was your mother in law? :lmao:
Somebody had to be the one to ask
Just laid there like a dead fish and took it.... And I was just staring off into space constantly asking myself what the hell I was doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by GTP231
I bet you finished though........so it couldnt have been that awkward. hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
Her mom must not love her daughter. lol
You were in what your wife was in.......!
1. Getting laidQuote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
2. Revenge
3. Getting laid
4. Not on LS1.com
5. Getting laid
Any guy can back me up on this... but that moment you get your nut.... that moment of clarity.... the moment you realize what you've just done. FML!!! lol but oh hell yes I finished.Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
If shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me
pedophile :bino:
This comment generates an incredibly disturbing mental image.Quote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
I am at a loss at how ex mother-in-law ends up naked in your bed.
Did she hate your ex too?
Should've had some drinks to loosen you both up and sent your ex the video
Moment of clarity is half way thru the orgasm. lol
No she didn't hate her at all... she just really liked me (apparently) and alcohol played a huge factor in it happening. We haven't spoken since.Quote:
Originally Posted by CJREX
:lmao: that's the worst... especially when you're laying pipe to an ex and then right when you're done, you're like... why the hell did I do this!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
yes
I see us getting along quite well. lol Cant even enjoy the thing because you are already thinking of how the hell to get our of there!Quote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
fixed :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
This is the greatest quote fix ever on the LS1.com site.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
What about attractive men that go after women that are over a decade younger than them? Not cougars too? lol.
Don't knock the gum job until you try it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
I am 30 and look younger and the day before I turned 30 bagged an 18 year old. Am I a Tiger?Quote:
Originally Posted by lawless
I used to ask ladies when I was drunk "What shaggs like a tiger and winks?" they wouldnt know so I would just wink at them. As bad and dumb as it sounds it has worked.
You beat me to it..........mother (in-law) f^cker.....lolQuote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
I really cant believe you fucked your mother in law lmao. How do you even go about doing that?
The plumbing is all the same on them plus the apple doesnt fall far from the tree and if you look he said alcohol. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Lunatikgixxer
This is something you probably should ask your parents :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Lunatikgixxer
I am a motherfucker...Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
Well when the penis becomes erect, you can then put it inside a females vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunatikgixxer
:hide::lmao:
It just kinda happened... saw eachother at a bar, and she asked for a ride home because she was too drunk. On the way home, she asked if she could hang out at my house for a little bit because she didn't want to go home drunk. Her hand was on my junk before my door was even unlocked. I'll tell you what, afterwards, when I was driving her back to her car... not a word was spoken, sooooo awkward.
Not a word was spoken....does that equal road head?
Some of them are so big down there you dont need to be erect. Like puttin' your wang in an oven or a cup of warm water.
No street skull... mostly me just trying to think of something to say...Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
And yes, she was slightly hallwayed. I definitely had to find a wall to get a nut.
Have to move all the way to the top of it.....lolQuote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
Or pull out, drop down 1 inches and THRUST!
Oh it required some skill thats for sure... I only had one other girl that I had to do that with... both were mothers of 3.Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
So hard not to bust out laughing in my office reading this shit. Andy... you get 1 Man Point for banging your ex mother-in-law and 2 Man Points for having the balls to post the story. :thumbup:
He could earn more if he did it again and sent the ex a video
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
I'm a glutten for punishment.... I've done some questionable things in my life(no homo), and I haven't regretted a single thing... Because at the very least, you get a good story out of it.
Worst I had wasnt even a monther. She had a puffy muff that had lips like those catfish you see them catching with their arms. The 100+ lb ones with 10 inches of lips.Quote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
:lmao: I know the ones you speak of....Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
Guess I'll just be happy I'm handsome :lol:
5 man points for pics of the ex-mother-in-law :Popcorn:Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
I have to find some, but I'll see what I can do... nothing will be x rated however... shit, nothing will even be PG.... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by CJREX
bullshit......I've seen the picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
Cue Y2k and the picture in 5.....4.....3......2.....
What happens in Vegas.....Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
hahaha thats hilarious. Should of got it on video
Hahahaha..............Quote:
Originally Posted by Im handsome and I know it....
The biggest difference was when I was 25, I hooked up with a 33 year old.
Boom of course the oldest one was 39 when I was 21! She was my sugar mama
So Murder, did you seal the deal or what???
I guess she must have popped a Geritol and wore him out.
Haha....you guys freakin' crack me up.
How did i miss this thred!!!
I was 18 away at college and the cougar was 41. Damn she was hot. I met her in a bar and she took me back to her place. Her husband was away in NY on business and her kids were at her mothers. haha One of the best nights while I was away at school.
Don't most of Murder's threads end up with no answer on what he does?
^ This is true.
He would have had about 50 different cars over the last 3 months if everything went to fruition.
:true:Quote:
Originally Posted by GTP231
Probably because the vast majority of his thread topics are fabrications. He should really stick to those 'What's the greatest......of all time' topics. Now those are timeless classics.
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Originally Posted by GTP231
It's ok... we took the thread over and made it win.
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Originally Posted by GTP231
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Originally Posted by CJREX
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Originally Posted by blackSS01
That's fine i will take that on the chin, u guys are right I don't always follow up my bad...........i get busy life happens sometime u know.....i will have an update soon.....Quote:
Originally Posted by SiggyZ
After midnight.........we gonna let it all hang out.......
Thats what the ladies say. lol
You chill with ladies that say "we gonna let it all hang out"? :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
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Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
Last year at the GM show he did.
:no:
Get it....Midnight....as in Murder after Midnight. Saying when he is done the innerd's fall out. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
I like my women like the marines cut their hair....high and tight. Factory air please.
some of you guys would be extremely rich if you could ride a bull as well as you talk it.......
And = as?
From the sound of it, some in here have been ridin by one :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
the only story here I half way believe is Andy's......no one makes up stupid shit like that. The only part of his story I don't believe is that it was a woman. I'm guessing he hooked up with a 50 year old man and was too young too notice the difference.
You are just finding this out now :lmao: This is LS1.com, where the God's play :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
Then you are wrong. My 42 year old happened when I was on leave in the Army down in Orange City, FL at a swingers club. 45 year old happened at local bar. She was a bar fly. I've made out with/dick rubbed by countless 40+ woman in my time. I've even made out with my buddies fiance's mother :lmao: 42 year old is the only one I'm proud of as the rest were 5/10's or so :dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
I ain't the greatest looking guy in the world but I ain't ugly. I don't have a hella of a lot of skill but I do have some :D
How is OP not thread banned yet?