Checked one off the bucket list

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03-13-2011, 02:59 PM
Spikito

Checked one off the bucket list

Ok so last night we went to Shreveport for my buddies bachelor party

As usual we end up at a strip club, the Hustler Club. It was actually my first time to go to one ever.

Well we recognize this girl walking around, and she comes over, ill be damned if we didnt graduate with her. She had all kinds of badass tattoos, still had that sweet innocent look, but once she got on stage.....DAMN IT.

Girl actually knew how to pole dance, climbed all the way to the top, doin all kinds of crazy stuff.

Hustler Club is pretty high class, this past summmer Jenna Haze and Tera Patrick performed there. That chick Jesse James was banging will be there next week. But of all the girls, she looked better, and danced WAY better.

I couldnt resist....I got a lap dance......

check it off guys.....check it off.
03-13-2011, 03:02 PM
blackSS01

You are 24 years old and never been to a strip club before???

Sheltered life :lmao:

;)
03-13-2011, 03:04 PM
c5z28

:thumbup:
03-13-2011, 03:05 PM
bluehawk2000

Wow you need to get out more, and you should have gotten her number and pics of her to show all of us.
03-13-2011, 03:08 PM
Sarge

I remember when I came home on leave one time......a girl I went to high school with was up there dancing....sorta weird.....I knew her parents and her brother........I fucked her......oh well....
03-13-2011, 03:12 PM
blackSS01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge

I remember when I came home on leave one time......a girl I went to high school with was up there dancing....sorta weird.....I knew her parents and her brother........I fucked her......oh well....

:lmao: :lol:
03-13-2011, 03:55 PM
sjsingle1

i went to a strip club with a roll of quarters.......i got kicked out :ripped:
03-13-2011, 03:59 PM
Grimpala

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge

I remember when I came home on leave one time......a girl I went to high school with was up there dancing....sorta weird.....I knew her parents and her brother........I fucked her......oh well....

/thread

This should have been how the OP's post read.
03-13-2011, 04:00 PM
blackSS01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grimpala

/thread

This should have been how the OP's post read and included some pics for us guys :D.

Fixed :D
03-13-2011, 04:17 PM
0rion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikito

Ok so last night we went to Shreveport for my buddies bachelor party

As usual we end up at a strip club, the Hustler Club. It was actually my first time to go to one ever.

Well we recognize this girl walking around, and she comes over, ill be damned if we didnt graduate with her. She had all kinds of badass tattoos, still had that sweet innocent look, but once she got on stage.....DAMN IT.

Girl actually knew how to pole dance, climbed all the way to the top, doin all kinds of crazy stuff.

Hustler Club is pretty high class, this past summmer Jenna Haze and Tera Patrick performed there. That chick Jesse James was banging will be there next week. But of all the girls, she looked better, and danced WAY better.

I couldnt resist....I got a lap dance......

check it off guys.....check it off.

Nothing screams high class more than a couple of porn stars. :lol:
03-13-2011, 04:18 PM
Spikito

Lol....yeah.....the local strip clubs are bad, and previous plans never worked out....I'll try to get pics for y'all, no cameras in the club
03-13-2011, 05:16 PM
5.0THIS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikito

As usual we end up at a strip club

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikito

It was actually my first time to go to one ever.

So which is it?? :hmm:
03-13-2011, 05:19 PM
REVNORR82

Busted!!!

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03-13-2011, 05:21 PM
blackSS01

Think he means they did the usual for those types of parties and went to a strip club. That's usually the norm
03-13-2011, 05:23 PM
Sarge

Mr. This,
My client, Spikito, would like me to clarify his post of this evening.
It was his first time at a female strip club.
I hope this eliminates any confusion.

Best Regards,
Sarge P.C.
03-13-2011, 05:26 PM
REVNORR82

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge

Mr. This,
My client, Spikito, would like me to clarify his post of this evening.
It was his first time at a female strip club.
I hope this eliminates any confusion.

Best Regards,
Sarge P.C.

Lol!!!!

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03-13-2011, 06:31 PM
Spikito

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5.0THIS

So which is it?? :hmm:

I meant that as usual, the bachelor party ended up there, this is the third wedding in my group of friends, they did the same thing for all three, but this was the first time I could join
03-13-2011, 06:37 PM
blackSS01

Told Everyone so :D
03-13-2011, 08:59 PM
GTP231

I dunno what the fuss is about. Jenna Haze is at the Clubs out here in around Philly regularly :dunno:
03-13-2011, 10:11 PM
JHayesLS1

I watch porn and its free.

Also, Mons Venus in Tampa is worth the trip.
03-14-2011, 08:45 AM
Spikito

i was just meaning that its not one of your skanky backwoods places .

i like how all these comments have nothing to do with the point of the story, lol. I gotta start editing stuff out
03-14-2011, 09:17 AM
clg82

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge

I remember when I came home on leave one time......a girl I went to high school with was up there dancing....sorta weird.....I knew her parents and her brother........I fucked her......oh well....

How long ago was this i thought you were like 80 years old or something.:thinking
03-14-2011, 09:23 AM
mike171562

I thought you were gonna say you nailed a stripper or two
03-14-2011, 10:14 AM
Spikito

no, but there were two of them that i wouldnt have turned down
03-14-2011, 10:33 AM
SMWS6TA

Thread + Woman Mention + Pics = Good

Thread + Woman Mention -Pics = Thread Ban.

Rules are rules!!!
03-14-2011, 10:36 AM
krese

Quote:

Originally Posted by clg82

How long ago was this i thought you were like 80 years old or something.:thinking

he was on leave from fighting the union boys.... Lee had a special place in his heart for sarge and used to give him a few extra days.....
03-14-2011, 11:15 AM
GTP231

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikito

i was just meaning that its not one of your skanky backwoods places .

i like how all these comments have nothing to do with the point of the story, lol. I gotta start editing stuff out

Be sure to edit in a point to your story
03-14-2011, 01:17 PM
Spikito

the point is i got a lap dance at a strip club from a girl i went to highschool with
03-14-2011, 02:10 PM
StuntmanMike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge

Mr. This,
My client, Spikito, would like me to clarify his post of this evening.
It was his first time at a female strip club.
I hope this eliminates any confusion.

Best Regards,
Sarge P.C.

Quite possibly the best post EVER.
03-14-2011, 02:29 PM
Sarge

Quote:

Originally Posted by clg82

How long ago was this i thought you were like 80 years old or something.:thinking

Oh I forgot. You kids invented sex/drugs and rock n roll. We just wandered around holding our dicks waiting for you punk ass blowhards to come along and tell us what to do. :lmao:
03-14-2011, 03:39 PM
5.0THIS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikito

the point is i got a lap dance at a strip club from a girl i went to highschool with

So one thing on your bucket list is a getting lap dance from a girl you went to high school with?

You certainly are the adventurous type! :umm:
03-14-2011, 04:09 PM
tatertot91

Quote:

Originally Posted by sjsingle1

i went to a strip club with a roll of quarters.......i got kicked out :ripped:

thats the real way to "make it rain"
03-14-2011, 07:46 PM
Smittro

Quote:

Originally Posted by tatertot91

thats the real way to "make it rain"

Well one things for sure there's only a couple of places to stick that where it will stay put..:lmao:
03-14-2011, 08:33 PM
imprtkillr2810

google images Passion Rayne. I graduated with her...kinda weird to see some of the stuff shes into. Never would have guessed it in high school..
03-15-2011, 08:57 AM
jetaws6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikito

the point is i got a lap dance at a strip club from a girl i went to highschool with

Post some pics, im sure shes got a facebook.

I went to my first strip club last Saturday. Im 19 though
03-15-2011, 02:37 PM
Spikito

ive been trying, she made a comment to me about seeing me on facebook, i told her to add me
03-15-2011, 06:17 PM
tatertot91

[sarcasm]Strip clubs are the best place to meet women[/sarcasm]
03-16-2011, 05:48 AM
35th-ANV-SS

Wonder what else you have on your bucket list......
03-16-2011, 06:41 AM
Smittro

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

Wonder what else you have on your bucket list......

Fire insurrance..:lmao:
03-16-2011, 02:38 PM
Spikito

huh?
03-16-2011, 03:27 PM
Smittro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikito

huh?

lol never mind............:monkey:
03-16-2011, 03:32 PM
0rion

anyone know of any really classy places that have old washed up porn stars dancing at them? I'm looking for a new hang out....
03-16-2011, 03:58 PM
Sarge

Yeah I do.
WWW.FOXNEWS.COM
03-16-2011, 07:26 PM
suede

dustin your killin me here... i thought we were on an even playing field here and this was your first titty bar?
03-16-2011, 08:03 PM
allbaugh_04

I don't even have a list :sulk:
03-16-2011, 08:40 PM
Spikito

Well in all the counties ive lived in, there were none, there's 2 in Tyler, and they're both pretty bad, the nearest good ones are 2 hours in any direction
03-16-2011, 08:40 PM
Spikito

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge

Yeah I do.
WWW.FOXNEWS.COM

Hey now, no linking to non-sponsors
03-17-2011, 03:09 PM
GTP231

That was a pathetic attempt at being funny

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