fiber one bars make us fart

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03-10-2011, 10:04 AM
krese

fiber one bars make us fart

so, my wife introduced me to these evil things... they taste great but they really do fuel a fire in my bowels :bravo:

i did a search and found that my wife and i are not alone! i suggest you buy some and give them to your friends and family then wait an hour or two for the fun.... read this, you will enjoy:

http://www.pleasegodno.com/archives/...e-me-Fart.html
03-10-2011, 10:40 AM
67CamaroRSSS

Fart's, eh? So your asshole was talking shit?

Think about it...
03-10-2011, 11:09 AM
SiggyZ

Quick! Someone overnight a bar to Spaz.
03-10-2011, 11:13 AM
bluehawk2000

No don't do that, who would ever do that we will all suffocate to death with in a hour of him eating one!!
03-10-2011, 11:17 AM
Eganslp

hahah I thought I was the only one!!!! hah my g/f bought some and I just took some to throw in my lunch bag for work and (hah) omg, what a bad idea that was. So now that know what it can produce when I eat two of them.I eat some before I go over my buddies house and light it up over there. B/c you can basically fart on command after about and hour our two, & it's priceless hearing your friends and family complain about the stench of your ass. hahah I love using it as a weapon. lol I almost had gotten left at dinner tho while we we were out haha I'm gonna have to choose my battles alittle better on that one hah oh man she was pissed.
03-10-2011, 11:55 AM
TLS_Addict

I swore a few years ago that I will NEVER AGAIN eat one of those. Rather cut of the tongue of my shoe and fry it up before I will eat another one of those.

From what I remember I had to put my stomach and intestines back up in after eating a few of those. Not a fond memory of mine.
03-10-2011, 11:57 AM
Smittro

The fiber in "fiber-one" is to help you shit.. what are you 60? :lol:jk
03-10-2011, 11:59 AM
TLS_Addict

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Originally Posted by Eganslp

hahah I thought I was the only one!!!! hah my g/f bought some and I just took some to throw in my lunch bag for work and (hah) omg, what a bad idea that was. So now that know what it can produce when I eat two of them.I eat some before I go over my buddies house and light it up over there. B/c you can basically fart on command after about and hour our two, & it's priceless hearing your friends and family complain about the stench of your ass. hahah I love using it as a weapon. lol I almost had gotten left at dinner tho while we we were out haha I'm gonna have to choose my battles alittle better on that one hah oh man she was pissed.

I hear that! A few months ago I was in Subway with the girl and was trying to let this little plopper fart out and instead what happened was one of those big air horn style. She was in mid bite and looked at me with these huge eyes and says "I cant believe you just did that." She told me she has never been so embarrassed.

I know everyone in there heard it because they all got quiet.
03-10-2011, 12:01 PM
bluehawk2000

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Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

I hear that! A few months ago I was in Subway with the girl and was trying to let this little plopper fart out and instead what happened was one of those big air horn style. She was in mid bite and looked at me with these huge eyes and says "I cant believe you just did that." She told me she has never been so embarrassed.

I know everyone in there heard it because they all got quiet.

:haha: That is quite hilarious, I remember being at a party and half way drunk sitting talking to these girls with my brother. And I felt that old rumble in the tummy so I was like fuck it I will try and make it quiet, boy what a terrible mistake. Good thing we was sitting out on the back deck when that happend or it woulda be two chicks out for the count.:woot2: Does this smell like choloriform.
03-10-2011, 12:03 PM
Smittro

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

I hear that! A few months ago I was in Subway with the girl and was trying to let this little plopper fart out and instead what happened was one of those big air horn style. She was in mid bite and looked at me with these huge eyes and says "I cant believe you just did that." She told me she has never been so embarrassed.

I know everyone in there heard it because they all got quiet.

I let SBD's go in the grocery line.. Wife gets pissed..lol

There was about 10 people in line one time I let one loose..

The lady about 3 folks back turns to her husband and says, "OMG you're a pig!"

He's like , "damn it was'nt me!":lol:

The other people in line were covering thier mouth and noses with the collar of their shirts..:lmao::usa:
03-10-2011, 12:34 PM
davidz28

my mom ate a few of these a couple years back and let out a few silent farts while me my brother, dad and a mall security guard were behind her going up an escalator. i about died but the look on the security guard face was hilarious.
03-10-2011, 12:49 PM
TLS_Addict

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Originally Posted by bluehawk2000

:haha: That is quite hilarious, I remember being at a party and half way drunk sitting talking to these girls with my brother. And I felt that old rumble in the tummy so I was like fuck it I will try and make it quiet, boy what a terrible mistake. Good thing we was sitting out on the back deck when that happend or it woulda be two chicks out for the count.:woot2: Does this smell like choloriform.

Haha, I hear you man! When I used to go out alot I would drop a fart in a packed bar and walk away from it. Lots of people would not say anything but you could tell what they were thinking. Never was I blamed though. :) Stealth-like. haha

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Originally Posted by Smittro

I let SBD's go in the grocery line.. Wife gets pissed..lol

There was about 10 people in line one time I let one loose..

The lady about 3 folks back turns to her husband and says, "OMG you're a pig!"

He's like , "damn it was'nt me!":lol:

The other people in line were covering thier mouth and noses with the collar of their shirts..:lmao::usa:

Good lord, you cropduster you! hahah

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Originally Posted by davidz28

my mom ate a few of these a couple years back and let out a few silent farts while me my brother, dad and a mall security guard were behind her going up an escalator. i about died but the look on the security guard face was hilarious.

I would say I wish I was there but not sure I would have wanted to be behind your mom.
03-10-2011, 03:07 PM
basballny2

girls dont fart or poop
03-10-2011, 03:12 PM
blackSS01

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Originally Posted by basballny2

girls dont fart or poop

+100000000

This!! :true:
03-10-2011, 03:27 PM
krese

Quote:

Originally Posted by basballny2

girls dont fart or poop

i tell my wife that all the time but she never fails to prove me wrong.....
03-10-2011, 06:22 PM
ibanez7

20grams of fiber a day is great for any age...

and yes plan on ripping ass and dropping 20 lbs..

fiber one bars are good. its true
03-10-2011, 06:25 PM
Smittro

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLS_Addict

Good lord, you cropduster you! hahah.

Yeah it was tough for him everyone was looking @ him like WTF!..:lmao:
03-11-2011, 08:51 AM
Sarge

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Originally Posted by ibanez7

20grams of fiber a day is great for any age...

and yes plan on ripping ass and dropping 20 lbs..

fiber one bars are good. its true

I drop about 20 lbs every morning with the sports section and a Marlboro.
03-11-2011, 09:02 AM
Spaz

i must try one of these... MUWAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! :devil: :fart:
03-11-2011, 09:08 AM
SiggyZ

This thread makes me wanna take a poo.
03-11-2011, 09:18 AM
Smittro

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Originally Posted by SiggyZ

This thread makes me wanna take a poo.

Eat enough of them and you'll have no choice..:lol:
03-11-2011, 09:31 AM
Spaz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smittro

Eat enough of them and you'll have no choice..:lol:

possible finger painting after??? :lol: :Puke:
03-11-2011, 09:32 AM
Spaz

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hey baby... we should put these on the grocery list!!! :D
03-11-2011, 11:50 AM
Tobynine9

If I eat anything made under the "Kashi" brand, I'm a walking, talking methane factory.

I'll have to try Fiber One next...
03-11-2011, 12:02 PM
SiggyZ

I eat that Morningstar Farms fake meat stuff and the after effects burn my nasals every time.
03-11-2011, 03:35 PM
Detroit Power

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Originally Posted by Sarge

I drop about 20 lbs every morning with the sports section and a Marlboro.

With the kind of money I know Sarge makes it's somewhat surprising to hear he smokes Marlboros. Heck, I probably make about half of what he does and I smoke Al Capone cigarillos. IE: the good stuff.

I bought 10-10 packs online today, shipped for ~$68.00. Up here in Alaska, those 10 packs are $17.00 EACH after tax. I had to buy a pack yesterday at Walgreens and was :thumbdn:
03-12-2011, 01:05 PM
LS1WS6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eganslp

hahah I thought I was the only one!!!! hah my g/f bought some and I just took some to throw in my lunch bag for work and (hah) omg, what a bad idea that was. So now that know what it can produce when I eat two of them.I eat some before I go over my buddies house and light it up over there. B/c you can basically fart on command after about and hour our two, & it's priceless hearing your friends and family complain about the stench of your ass. hahah I love using it as a weapon. lol I almost had gotten left at dinner tho while we we were out haha I'm gonna have to choose my battles alittle better on that one hah oh man she was pissed.

ha i do this before i go to work, the guys just love me for it.
03-13-2011, 06:54 AM
allbaugh_04

This makes me laugh cuz all the girls at work went on this fiber craze...new fad...and they were eating this fiber one bars and were complaining about all the gas hahahah

I have too much gas the way it is, so i won't ever have these...
03-15-2011, 05:55 AM
SiggyZ

Yep, they make me fart. I had two yesterday and one this morning and I've been letting them go all morning long and have already visited the porcelain throne twice.
03-15-2011, 10:13 AM
TLS_Addict

I am taking a metobolism booster with yohimbine in it and that stuff will clean you out lickity split.