some mild entertainment.... lol

So many of you are following the Milf of a professor deal i got goin on, but low and behold the "really awesome girl i been thinkin heavily about keepin around" well she goes to bar, calls me at closing time wants me to come get her, not a big deal, she picks my ass up, so i go pick her up, we just came back to my place, and ill skip the details but basically she shoves me back onto my bed and just starts to rape me..... like litterally made my dick hurt hurt to the point I thought she was gonna fracture my johnson, i couldnt even think about the finish, i just thought "jesus christ woman whats gotten into you tonight"

so this morning im cleanin shit up around my room, and find fuckin blood on the condom.... shes on bc and doesnt get her period sept once every like 3 months or something and that happened bout 3 weeks ago.... so this gets me curious, and i get to looking, i got blood around my groin area.... and some on my bed sheets from rolling around sleeping... so not a big deal, this has happened before, i wash shit up, and take it easy round the apartment cuz it feels like somone put my pecker on the table and beat it with a hammer...

she texted me bout noonish said "things got a lil rough last night huh"
i just laughed and said "yea you kinda raped me, but hey you cant rape the willing i guess so all's fair in love and drunk sex" anyways she goes to the dr this afternoon, and feeling a bit embarrased about the deal she tells the doc that i was the drunk one who came home and did my best to pillage her snatch..... doc takes a look i guess and says no sex for awhile, but i guess as he is leaving the room he just kinda laughs and says "Next time tell him to read warning labels, it says right on the can, do not operate heavy machinery while Intoxicated..." I nearly died laughing at his sense of humor


but because i know Preston will whine...

shes just a little girl bout 5'2 pry 110 lbs
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4936035_n.jpg
girl on left




and i will take a picture of a bloody condom if you (explicit language) are really gonna doubt this

No bro ill pass but can I have a go at her fuck it lol lmao, what's her number and address, and great pick up on the milf for a teacher thread...

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No bro ill pass but can I have a go at her fuck it lol lmao, what's her number and address, and great pick up on the milf for a teacher thread...

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lol nah, i dont wanna share this one, shes got fire.... plus is very driven, shes a cardiac ultrasound nurse at the hospital, makes bank, drives a nice newer Gran Prix, owns her own house, plus puts up with way more of my shit than anyone should ever haveto lol

the only reason she was bleeding was from the horse she fucked before she did you..........J/K...........:leghump:...............she have a sister???

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the only reason she was bleeding was from the horse she fucked before she did you..........J/K...........:leghump:

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lol damn :sillyme: musta been busy in the bar bathroom.... and to think i thought about goin down on that shit

yea... 2 of them.... both already married if that says anything

sometimes married chicks are the best :hitit: .......ask me how i know

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lol nah, i dont wanna share this one, shes got fire.... plus is very driven, shes a cardiac ultrasound nurse at the hospital, makes bank, drives a nice newer Gran Prix, owns her own house, plus puts up with way more of my shit than anyone should ever haveto lol

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Don't be haggard you act like your going to marry this hoe seriously c'mon man, don't be a pussy hoarder lol ur just skerd I might steal ur glory lol lmfao....

And you want to do this MILF in the other thread? Fuck that shit (Not literally) and keep this one around. Teacher is probably used up and shit compared to this lil firecracker ;)

funny thing is her parents and my parents are good friends, both are in the bussiness of raising bucking bulls and trade cows and bulls and what-not.... couple weekends ago at the stock show in the bar i introduced her to my mom and dad as my future fiance, and my dad just gets this horrified look on his face like dear god you should not be running around with him.... next morning my mom's like You realize you introduced her to us as your future fiance??? i just said yea shit happens when i get to drinkin, to wich she replied yea thatd be about the smartest decision you ever made lol

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Don't be haggard you act like your going to marry this hoe seriously c'mon man, don't be a pussy hoarder lol ur just skerd I might steal ur glory lol lmfao....

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Hey... once you go black..... your a single mom....

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And you want to do this MILF in the other thread? Fuck that shit (Not literally) and keep this one around. Teacher is probably used up and shit compared to this lil firecracker ;)

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ill keep this one around, shes my no. 1 priority, the milf is priority 2. and priority 3. is naked in my bed right now

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Hey... once you go black..... your a single mom....




ill keep this one around, shes my no. 1 priority, the milf is priority 2. and priority 3. is naked in my bed right now

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Uhhhhhh neither of us are are black I do believe I'm a southern raised kid just like you were riding bulls and working on a farm. Its kinda hard to pull tbhat card as it is the 21st century bro!l!!!

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Uhhhhhh neither of us are are black I do believe I'm a southern raised kid just like you were riding bulls and working on a farm. Its kinda hard to pull tbhat card as it is the 21st century bro!l!!!

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lol i know, just a funny saying... and guys who grow up in the town wonder what it is girls see in guys who grew up in the middle of nowhere lol



just because im bored..... heres priority 3...

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/c...0228110231.jpg

If #1 finds out about #2 or #3 and #2 finds out about #1 or #3.........or #3 finds out about #2 or #1


Lets just say......YOU ARE FUCKED!! :true:

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If #1 finds out about #2 or #3 and #2 finds out about #1 or #3.........or #3 finds out about #2 or #1


Lets just say......YOU ARE FUCKED!! :true:

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lol i know, I got some practice with this, not real worried, my stalker chick from couple weeks ago sent me a pic that make me wanna give her a lil more attention too, ill see if i can get it up here in a bit.... so that ones pry 4, then theres one back home that i keep on back burner for when i go home to help on the ranch... and the ex who basically thinks we are still together

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhos...0219111941.jpg



the stalker chick i was workin on for awhile....

How old are you because these chicks look around 21 (From what I can guess) I know your in College. Now that I think of it.....I'd do the MILF just to add it to your resume. I did a 43 year old when I was 20 and then at 24 I screwed a 46 year old. 43 was fun, 46 was not :no: :sillyme:




EDIT: That a Boy!!!

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How old are you because these chicks look around 21 (From what I can guess) I know your in College. Now that I think of it.....I'd do the MILF just to add it to your resume. I did a 43 year old when I was 20 and then at 24 I screwed a 46 year old. 43 was fun, 46 was not :no: :sillyme:




EDIT: That a Boy!!!

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lol be 21 in May....


yea Priority 1 is 24, Milf somewhere around 45 im guessing, 3 is 20, and 4 stalker chick is 18.......

I did one chick that was around 30s, kinda scarred me, her kid came in the room next morning, crawled on the bed and said "you must be my dad?" how the f*ck do you prepare for that question? needless to say i skipped breakfast....


and thanks for the atta boy lol

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lol be 21 in May....


yea Priority 1 is 24, Milf somewhere around 45 im guessing, 3 is 20, and 4 stalker chick is 18.......

I did one chick that was around 30s, kinda scarred me, her kid came in the room next morning, crawled on the bed and said "you must be my dad?" how the f*ck do you prepare for that question? needless to say i skipped breakfast....


and thanks for the atta boy lol

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My vote (Without knowing any of these chicks) is Number 1. Just my uneducated guess :lol:

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My vote (Without knowing any of these chicks) is Number 1. Just my uneducated guess :lol:

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oh god... 3 is up walkin around in what appears to be only one of my shirts... gonna try to get a good pic....



but yea, thats why shes no. 1, the milf is 2 because well shes a milf so what more needs to be said? lol 3 is just convenient

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I did one chick that was around 30s, kinda scarred me, her kid came in the room next morning, crawled on the bed and said "you must be my dad?" how the f*ck do you prepare for that question? needless to say i skipped breakfast....

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bauahahhwhaha :lmao: ah man i'm cryin here


BTW that blonde freak nurse chic is a keeper don't fuck it up.

I would have given you an atta boy, but for the whine comment, you get neutral feedback :D

If you put as much effort into getting rich as you do women you'd be looking into retirement by now. But I guess that wouldn't be as much fun.

Naked pics or I leak you out on FB :lmao:

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Naked pics or I leak you out on FB :lmao:

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:lmao: holy shit, that's classic

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bauahahhwhaha :lmao: ah man i'm cryin here
BTW that blonde freak nurse chic is a keeper don't fuck it up.

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dude you laugh but my head was focked up worse than a (nword)'s checkbook...


and yea thats the last thing i wanna do, thats why shes prority 1

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I would have given you an atta boy, but for the whine comment, you get neutral feedback :D

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Preston you know youve always been proud of me ever since you got to talk to morgan...

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If you put as much effort into getting rich as you do women you'd be looking into retirement by now. But I guess that wouldn't be as much fun.

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What good is money if you dont have the women to go with it? who do you think is more happy, Donald Trump or Hugh Hefner?

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Naked pics or I leak you out on FB :lmao:

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thats a low blow dude, lol but dont you think if i had them i would post them?

It was worth a try :)

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It was worth a try :)

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give you a pretty hot chick in red lace and a bra and you still bitch
:giveup:

Never settle. It's a way of life man.

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Never settle. It's a way of life man.

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agreed.... if i woulda wanted to settle, id pry be with the no.1 alone right now and we wouldnt have half the entertainment right now lol

You should get all 4 woman preggo!!!!! That would fuckin rock man :thumbup:






























































:lmao::lmao::lmao: :suicide:

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What good is money if you dont have the women to go with it? who do you think is more happy, Donald Trump or Hugh Hefner?

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Dam you're right, my priorities are all fu%ked up. I'll put the man card away till I straighten up.

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You should get all 4 woman preggo!!!!! That would fuckin rock man :thumbup:

:lmao::lmao::lmao: :suicide:

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That avatar suits you...

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That avatar suits you...

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Thanks :yay:

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Preston you know youve always been proud of me ever since you got to talk to morgan...





What good is money if you dont have the women to go with it? who do you think is more happy, Donald Trump or Hugh Hefner?

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I never said I wasn't proud, but there was no need to say I would whine. Your last thread was not me whining, several other members were whining about no pics, not me :p

Hefners life>Trumps, always

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You should get all 4 woman preggo!!!!! That would fuckin rock man :thumbup:

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

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yea um that would be the end of my world lol :suicide:

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Dam you're right, my priorities are all fu%ked up. I'll put the man card away till I straighten up.

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its all about perspective man:lick:

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yea um that would be the end of my world lol :suicide:



its all about perspective man:lick:

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DUDE!!!! You would have a small Army of Suede Pimps! (If you had all boys) If you are pulling tail like this now.......think of 5 of you fuckers out there :lmao:

:cheers:

Agreed paying vaginamony would suck.

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DUDE!!!! You would have a small Army of Suede Pimps! (If you had all boys) If you are pulling tail like this now.......think of 5 of you fuckers out there :lmao:

:cheers:

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lmao, thats like a weapon of mass destruction waiting to happen...


"sir you want us to drop the nuke?" CERKKKKKKKK

"no private....... send in....... the suede's...." CERKKKKKK









the thing it really makes me wonder about is the amount of action my dad seen, bc pics of him and i are nearly identical other than you can tell by the age of the photo..... and its happened twice that i found out the girl i was hooking up with my dad and her mom had been together.....:drama:

Need to go pay this cowboy town a visit some day.

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Need to go pay this cowboy town a visit some day.

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lol id show ya around and lead ya to a good time

I'll admit you are more of a pimp then me. I never had problem with Snatch but never had 4 at the same time :dunno:

Yeah I'm thinking I wouldn't have a hard time at all nabbing up a 3-some or more with a good wingman.

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I'll admit you are more of a pimp then me. I never had problem with Snatch but never had 4 at the same time :dunno:

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ADHD is a BLESSING in this case.... your mind goes 6 different directions at teh same time anyways so when you learn to train it to go 6 directions you want.... wow can you GSD..... ive actually settled quite a bit, i remember in hs senior year there was a couple times i was up to 8, usually bout 5 in my hs(300 kids total), couple in neighboring towns, and one lil farther away.... if you really wanna see how good you are, put 4 of them in the same building and try to keep them all happy for a day

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Yeah I'm thinking I wouldn't have a hard time at all nabbing up a 3-some or more with a good wingman.

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I make a hell of a wingman sorta... usually my buddy that goes with me we got the system that I get first pick, because i can ace him out anyways if i want, but if i dont see nothing i like, he gets to pick what he wants and i will take what needs to be done, get me drunk, ill fuck about anything for the cause

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ADHD is a BLESSING in this case.... your mind goes 6 different directions at teh same time anyways so when you learn to train it to go 6 directions you want.... wow can you GSD..... ive actually settled quite a bit, i remember in hs senior year there was a couple times i was up to 8, usually bout 5 in my hs(300 kids total), couple in neighboring towns, and one lil farther away.... if you really wanna see how good you are, put 4 of them in the same building and try to keep them all happy for a day





I make a hell of a wingman sorta... usually my buddy that goes with me we got the system that I get first pick, because i can ace him out anyways if i want, but if i dont see nothing i like, he gets to pick what he wants and i will take what needs to be done, get me drunk, ill fuck about anything for the cause

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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lol you laugh, but its bad, one time there was no cause at all, but this bigger chick was wearing lingerie and i had the ol beer goggles on.... my roomates locked me in a bathroom at the frat house when they seen i was gonna leave with this big ol girl, and for fear of my regret the next morning they thought this would be a good idea..... well where theres a will theres a way, i climbed out the window and followed her home lol they opened the door to the bathroom and were like wtf, where he go

I fucked a heifer once...never again. It was "decent at best" with me on top...but when she rolled over and got on top...I just closed my eyes and thought of a happier place.

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I fucked a heifer once...never again. It was "decent at best" with me on top...but when she rolled over and got on top...I just closed my eyes and thought of a happier place.

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oh ive had to throw on my hard hat and strap a 2x4 to my ass a couple times so i didnt fall in, on a couple occasions

Suede, just because I am bored at work, I've been reading about your "priorities" frankly because its quite entertaining, but being a woman I am quite curious as to what you look like thats sucking all this woman to you like a black hole. Has to be your looks cause act like a player or these chicks are too stupid to pick up on your ways. :p

All i'm gonna say is "wow"

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Suede, just because I am bored at work, I've been reading about your "priorities" frankly because its quite entertaining, but being a woman I am quite curious as to what you look like thats sucking all this woman to you like a black hole. Has to be your looks cause act like a player or these chicks are too stupid to pick up on your ways. :p

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A typical farm boy.

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oh ive had to throw on my hard hat and strap a 2x4 to my ass a couple times so i didnt fall in, on a couple occasions

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Best quote I've seen on here so far...........

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Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

A typical farm boy.

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Ha ha the typical farm boy in Okie land is not hot.

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Need to go pay this cowboy town a visit some day.

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roadtrip?

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roadtrip?

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I'm game.

well get an ls1 caravan goin

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Suede, just because I am bored at work, I've been reading about your "priorities" frankly because its quite entertaining, but being a woman I am quite curious as to what you look like thats sucking all this woman to you like a black hole. Has to be your looks cause act like a player or these chicks are too stupid to pick up on your ways. :p

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had a full blown beard, but shaved it off to look like this.....
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3998030_n.jpg


but btw you also gotta think of it as this site is mainly a bunch of guys..... this is how guys talk, now i dont talk anything like this when talking to girls who im interested in.... that should be about a given, but thought id put that out there

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A typical farm boy.

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:true:

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Best quote I've seen on here so far...........

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thank you thank you lol i love that quote

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well get an ls1 caravan goin

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jesus crist i dont know that many women lol

Update :D

Don't be posting nude pics of yourself. Homo.

This thread is full of win! Good work Suede.

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um i can only update so much, fuckin NHRA fucked up the whole other deal, so i cant talk about that, less you wanna pm me, if i know/trust you ill fill you in but yea.... currently im back home calving heifers and cows, pry gonna have a small local party out here since the parents are outa town... might be a good story come out of tonight, we'll see...

Before i left the no. 1 had told me she had a suprise before i left for home, so i went over there, shes nowhere to be found, so i sat down in the living room, turns out she was hiding in the closet for me to get bored and go sit down, she came out full nude, and shes like i know we cant have sex but i figgured id give you something to hold you over for a week, and proceeded to give pry a real close race to thee best slow head ive had.... while i watched "the bachelor" (it was what was on tv dont hate)...

the stalker is still there but i dont think i wanna keep pissing with her, its gonna take way to long to get her to put out, and for what im gonna get out of it, its not gonna be worth the pain in the ass its going to be to get her off me if i do get her done... ill see if i get a picture every now and then for you guys tho

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Don't be posting nude pics of yourself. Homo.

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hey the chick asked for it, then disappeared.... didn't even have the heart to tell me i looked worse than boiled owl shit...

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This thread is full of win! Good work Suede.

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Thanks Pack, I do what i can lol

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um i can only update so much, fuckin NHRA fucked up the whole other deal, so i cant talk about that, less you wanna pm me, if i know/trust you ill fill you in but yea.... currently im back home calving heifers and cows, pry gonna have a small local party out here since the parents are outa town... might be a good story come out of tonight, we'll see...

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No prob - I'm not even sure :wtf: you're even talking about, but I can imagine.

lol u better hope she doesn't think to check this forum or #1 might tell #2 about #3. She's prolly readin this right now haha. U know how girls are check ur history one time and she'll be lookin through every one of these threads.

thats why my computer stays at my place, I been doin this for years, i can cover my tracks better than the best indian

Wait, what the he'll did NHRA do to fuck things up? Did he email the prof or something?

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Wait, what the he'll did NHRA do to fuck things up? Did he email the prof or something?

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I'm guessing he contacted her on FB and pointed out the thread.

I threatened him of doing the same thing :lol:...I was just fucking around though. That's harsh.

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Wait, what the he'll did NHRA do to fuck things up? Did he email the prof or something?

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I'm guessing he contacted her on FB and pointed out the thread.

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Was in the process of this... and i was not online for a few days, so sarge made the executive order and idk what you guys are talking about, nothing ever happened :xfingers:

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I threatened him of doing the same thing :lol:...I was just fucking around though. That's harsh.

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lol i knew you were just fockin around, so alls well there