It's only been a month in a half and we are really just cool and she says this, I'm like wow(in flava flav voice). I really like the girl, but man it's early... i need ls1's advice on this, thanks in advance.
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It's only been a month in a half and we are really just cool and she says this, I'm like wow(in flava flav voice). I really like the girl, but man it's early... i need ls1's advice on this, thanks in advance.
IB4T "Post Nudes" or "Post Pics"
Chics like that are always "in love" with some guy...cheapens the word if ya ask me.
Run like Hillary Clinton is nekkid chasing you wanting your man anaconda.
Or not.
Doesn't matter.
Whatever you want is fine.
This definitive recommendation is free of charge.
Thank you.
LOL what does pics have to do with this. wowQuote:
Originally Posted by blackSS01
Don't be so nieve, this IS Ls1.comQuote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
Lets see some titties. Hell it's Friday night.
:lmao: :lol: :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
LOL sarge you on here clowin tonight lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
So you think i should run, seems like a nice girl, but at your age you have a lot more experience with women than i do, so i will take it into consideration.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
Well...what are you gonna do? Scary when they tell you they love you aint it :)
I mean you out looking for a shot of poontang and all of a sudden it is a "relationship"....
and here you are what, 30 years later huh :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
To be honest yes it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
True story....Mama woke me up one morning and said put on a suit were getting married today....or get your shit an get out.....those are your choices....I hate fucking moving....so what the hell....that was a long long time ago....marriage is a job.....they need to be your friend before anything else...you must be able to talk to them like "one of the guys".....no secrets and shit....just be able to shoot the shit with them ....and anybody that thinks they can change somebody else is a fool.....Quote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
yes she has already mentioned the r wordQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
Well she is in love....dont mean you have to be.....always be honest with her....dont fall for the "tell her what she wants to hear" bullshit...that is unfair and immature...if you dont love her then dont tell her you do. Always be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
Seriously? is that real talk? did that really happen lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
What about the P word?Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
How old is she? Has she been married before? Where is her family? Have you meet them?
True to the letter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
I understand, i told her i liked her which i do, but i did not tell her i was in love.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
Oh yeah...they quit sucking your dick if you marry them....
Shes 24 from michigan, she has not been married before, and i meet her mom...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
Good man....then hells bells son.....just go with it....just stay honest and nobody can say you mislead or lied about anything....see where it goes.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
you serious lol?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
Look at her Moms ass.....it is more accurate than a crystal ball.....is this where I wanna be in 25 years:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
not mine she loves ....doing the deed :angel:Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
Oh hell yes....ask any married man (who doesnt lie) they will tell you.....why do you think I live so close to Mexico? I mean I like shooting Mexicans running across the pasture as much as the next guy but them Mexican whores have taken sucking dicks to a all new level....or so I have been told...Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
thats where i screwed up :umm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
And any woman that is still sucking dick after marriage means her "man" has a little weenier.
I predict change headed (lol) your way, sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by txz28
Oh sorry Tex...didnt see your post :) LOL....
lmao::lmao::lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
They will help us gauge her level of desperation so we can accurately evaluate the situation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
Poor old MurderafterMignight is sitting there....looking at his computer saying "I really like a BJ....I aint gonna ever get married now"....LOL
Thank youQuote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
is ok :sarge: put your bi fuckals back on :sarge:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
Sassy...can you take over here for the kids for a few minutes...Mama is calling me....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
wow lol that's classic manQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
guy i used to work with said once you get hitched and slide that ring on her finger the blood gets cut off to the part of her body that likes to give head and cookQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
you can tell that from pics......lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
true datQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
mexicans :rl:
I guess it's not cause she wants to give you a knobber so no need to hurry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
:yup: Absolutely. Especially if they are nudes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
the objective is to see if she is a land whale/butter face
Do you have any nude pics of her? If you don't she deosn't love you. lol
she is not either, she is very slim, nice looking girl........Quote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
God I love it when I'm right :yay: :woo:
Attractive women can have deep rooted insecurities too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
You are right............women wow lol..............Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
Well Sarge has already said some great things in this thread. But no need to re-type the best advice period.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
:gotpics:
:Popcorn:
Since i see you enjoying this thread, what's your take on this?Quote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
I think Sarge is right on on all counts :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
Especially, the be honest part. Don't lead her on and just be yourself ;)
Didn't read any other posts..... Did you say it back?Quote:
Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight
If not, good boy!
If yes, that sucks.... Lol
But honestly tell her you move a little slower when it comes to relationships. Hopefully shell understand that and respect it....... Have fun with it ;)
:lol: thatta girl! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
How do you not say it back without being a dick is what I wanna know.Quote:
Originally Posted by toityme
Simple be honest. When your honest it is not being a dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn
This :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Z28Thunder
FIXED :ike:Quote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
Works always :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6
Helps you thin the herd too :p
coming from a girl with age and i dont mean that in a bad way YOU just understand it better and respect it unlike the now adays girls who dont have a GOD DAM clue whats good for them hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
I've had guys say it to me and I didn't say it back. I told them I wasn't ready to feel that feeling... And when I am and when I feel it, I will tell you.Quote:
Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn
Honey, you just need to hold out for that girl that has a clue ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6
The rest can go about their way and bother someone else :yup:
Her biological clock is ticking. Its stopped on you at the moment. You have some snooze time to determine if you want that clock to remain stopped on you, or if you want to throw that clock up against the wall.
Hmm.
well I may not be the best one to give advice, but here is what I have been told or know for a fact first hand.
1. You better make damn sure you pick the right one to marry, otherwise you will be miserable for the rest of your god given life.
2. Marriage is forever, trust me, her mamma and papa say so.
3. don't go off the deep end and get all lovey dovey and be exclusive or just date her or whatever you all call it these days where you only have 1 gf (fuck buddy) at this point.
4. dating is like a trial subscription that should last for at least two years before you get serious. You gotta have time to figure out all of the quirks and deternmine if she is bi-polar, just insane, or just plain dumb. Can not short cut this step.
5. The better looking they are the crazier (less mentally stable) the tend to be.
6. If you put a quarter in the jar everytime you have sex with her before marriage, and then remove a quarter from the jar everytime you have sex with her after marriage... you will die before you empty that jar of quarters!
7. Children seriously mess with the opportunities to have sex. notice I said opportunities, your married you won't be getting it anyways. LOL
8. if she has big boobies, she will have a huge ass, eventually. learn to love it.
9. if she relys on her parents opinion for all decisions, takes time to detrmione this one, you will never have any say in your own life.
10. wear a condom if you have to, but f=ck em all while you can.
next year is 20 years of marriage for me. oh brother.:faint:
this is probably THE wisest statement I have ever read!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge
you only got away with that because you are a hot woman :)Quote:
Originally Posted by toityme
I knew within a very short time frame that the lady I married was "the one".
She is smart.
She is attractive.
She is honest.
She was a good student in school.
She is a good worker.
She accepts me with all my faults and bad habits.
She is secure with herself.
She and her family have values I consider good and honorable.
Her Mom is still attractive.
Her Dad is a great guy.
Her brother is witty and fun to be around.
Her younger sister I knew was going to he hot and I was correct.
Over the years our likes and dislikes have changed, political views have changed, clothing styles have changed, but the person I married is still the person I married.
We both have our own interests (she writes fiction with a group of ladies and I like to drag race) for example. But we usually just do stuff together.
19 years later getting hitched was the best thing I ever did.
The key to a good marriage is finding the right person.
lol we will seeQuote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
hmm....why does that Honey word all you girls use turn into ASSHOLE is a very short time :lol:
I guess it depends on your actions and your ability to speedily turn into one :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6
OR its the other way around :itsok: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
Could be. But, for now, I'm still calling ya honey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6
Do with that what you will :p
ITS ALLLL GOOD!!! :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
i got respect :D
Hay ur name is all colorful 'n junk nowQuote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
It's a nice shade of red :DQuote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
If you're 51 I'm guessing your wife is around the same age and her mom would be in her 70's???? Gonna need to see pics of the gilf. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by tnthub
I also have a nice shade of redQuote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
i love everyone ,lol.
here we go :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevie
do you get bored?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevie
haha yeah lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird
Congrats :)Quote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird
Thank you :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
FUCKING WOW :lmao: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
Actually, My wife is 41 and her younger sister is 33... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird
why are there no fucking pics!!
I've been askingQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorgasm
http://www.downtime.com/coppermine/d...=28&fullsize=1
My Wife in light blue, Mom in Law in middle, Sister in Law on right.
:spit:
Very nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by tnthub
Here are a couple of questions a friend of mine keeps in mind when she is looking for someone to date:
1. What temperature do you like the air/heat set on in the house. (You don't want to spend the rest of your life freezing or sweating your ass off)
2. Do you like oral sex? (giving and receiving)
Actually, those seem to be the only questions she asks people, lol.
Yeah and the big hairy chested macho guy Sarge fell into line and continues to mutter to this day, "Yes dear, no dear, three bags full dear!!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by mark21742
Just like I did and still do!!!!
(Just passed 36 years of marriage)
Mike
She wants your pee pee.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn
Something like this...
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and only in emergencies
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