Who would win in a foursome fight???I bet on steven seagal:boxing:
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Who would win in a foursome fight???I bet on steven seagal:boxing:
Jet Li kicked Chuck Norris's ass in some movie, way of the dragon maybe?
I bet on Jackie Chan, cause Steven Segal just looks big fat and slow.
If in real life(no hollywood bullshit) with bare hands only they would die in this order...
1. Steven Seagulll
2. Chuck Norris
3. Jackie Chan
4. Obviously he would still be alive cuz he's last...Oh fuck i just realized it's jet li not bruce lee. Bruce Lee FTMFW
That was Bruce Lee...Quote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
May Chuck Norris round house kick you into oblivion!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike97dakota
Oh hey, it's this discussion again.
JET LI...... could kick all of their ass's.......
The real question is Jet Li vs Bruce Li. Who would win.
Jackie Chan is more a gymnast with a small martial arts background and large acrobatics background
Steven Seagal - mastered hand to hand, aikido, Kenjutsu, Judo
Chuck Norris - military background mastered Tang So Doo, and studied Jeet Kune do under Bruce Lee, and american style karate
Jet Li - Many forms of Wushu, includind all eighteen arms
From Jet Li's website:
Styles of Wushu
Jet specialized in the following styles:
chang quan (long fist)
dao (broadsword)
gun (staff)
fanzi quan (tumbling fist)
3-section staff
pu dao (horse chopper)
And in addition, Jet also studied the following styles (some in more depth than others).
taiji quan (the 5 main styles)
xing yi quan
bagua zhang
jian (straightsword)
qiang (spear)
zui quan (drunken fist)
tang lang quan (mantis fist)
ying zhao quan (eagle claw boxing)
zui jian (drunken sword)
shuang dao (double broadswords)
axe
battle axe
double hooks swords
fork
9 section whip
mace
hammer
talon
trident-halberd
long-handled spear
short cudgel
meteor hammer
rope dart
Competition History
The following is a brief history of Jet's wushu career:
1971: Jet begins training in wushu at an after-school program at the Beijing Sports School.
1974: Jet joins the newly created Beijing Wushu Team and begins competing on a national level.
1974: Was awarded his first Men's National All-Around Championship title at the age of 12.
1975: Men's National All-Around Championship
1976: Men's National All-Around Championship
1977: Men's National All-Around Championship
1978: Men's National All-Around Championship
1979: Retired from professional wushu competition after a knee injury where he ripped his Anterior Crutiate Ligament (ACL) doing the jump inside kick to split.
Chuck Norris is only popular as a bad ass because of Conan Obrien, the internet, a few terrible missing in action/delta farce movies, Total Gym and getting his chest hair ripped off by bruce lee.
Other then that, he's an old turd, and it looks like a dead cat is velcroed to his chest.
I disagree. He was a pretty big star in the 70s and actually competed in Martial Arts too. I like his old movies. Comparing stars of different generations.Quote:
Originally Posted by ibanez7
true he did compete and was a star in the 70s/80s but a turd since then
isnt Seagal a real life cop?? Dont he have a reality show on some channel??
Yup. My folks told me this a few days ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by snaggeltooth
I am going with either Jet Li or Jackie Chan. I watched "The Forbidden Kingdom" and the choreography was awesome. And IIRC, both Li and Chan do their own choreography/stunts.
I've heard some of that but have never been to the website! Thats funny shit!Quote:
Originally Posted by infantryws6
I think Jackie Chan would win..
Yep. In Jefferson Parish, LA.Quote:
Originally Posted by snaggeltooth
As far as who would win, I don't know. But I wouldn't want any of them pissed at me.
Jackie would just run them all over in one of the Cannonball Run Starions :lol:
Jackie Chan does shit that most people would never think of even attempting.
I kicked all of their asses last night
:flex:
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Hmmmm....I dunno really who would whip who but I think there is some misinformation on this thread. Chuck was an 11 time undefeated kickboxing champion before he began a movie career. Jackie Chan went to a martial arts school in China that was supposedly so strict if you screwed up they could if they wanted to literaly beat you to death. He was discovered at this school by Bruce Lee and Bruce hand picked him to be a stunt man in his movies.
Bruce lee would kill them all. Jackie chan worked with Bruce Lee but Bruce lee personaly trained with Chuck Norris and Kareem. A 5'5" dude just kicked a 7+ footer in the face lol
http://www.actionpants.us/wp-content.../bruce-lee.jpg