So I just wiped my ass with her robe and hung it back on the bathroom door. This will either be really funny and she'll get the message, or I might be getting a divorce. I'll keep you updated.
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So I just wiped my ass with her robe and hung it back on the bathroom door. This will either be really funny and she'll get the message, or I might be getting a divorce. I'll keep you updated.
:lmao:
hoilee shat! :lol:
seriously?? you don't have any paper towels or coffee filters in the house?
you think he's gonna walk around the house, drippin' shit from his ass, and look for paper towels or coffee filters?Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
though, i guess he could have just jumped in the shower real quick, lol
Just when I thought I'd seen/heard it all..:lmao: Tho you may want to rethink that possibly perilous idea. She knows where you sleep.. If I'd done that to my wife I would make out my last will and testament first.. :lol:
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Originally Posted by 0rion
^^ From experience?
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
Nah I'm sure the boss lets him know when to buy moreQuote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
If you get a divorce she wont get shit from you.Quote:
Originally Posted by nitrox28
:lol:
wow, dang, geez, !:screwy:
:gotpics:
you did not
i call :bs:
pics of so called shit stains
:no: really I'll pass!! Please no pics....Just video of wife beating the shit out of you will do!!Quote:
Originally Posted by basballny2
Always check for paper before you go
This...Quote:
Originally Posted by SMWS6TA
...and this..Quote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
She uses a TON of tp every time she's in there, and I keep telling her and telling her to replace it, or make sure there is more under the sink. So today there is 1 little square on the roll, nothing under the sink, and no paper in the trashcan. I saw her robe hanging there and decided to go for it. Not sure what part I wiped with, but I hung it right back up where I found it. I'm sure the shit will hit the fan about 10-11pm tonight.
Number one rule of bathroomQuote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
Man, having no tp and mud butt is the worst thing ever. Leave to find teepee with your pants down and you'll leave a trail no matter how long you drip dry. Pull up your tidey whiteys and you'll have to throw them away. And you're just screwed with boxers...
Who wipes anymore
This is funny as shit.....now.
Probably not so funny when wife finds said robe.
Still funny to me, though!
I don't, I mean who really has time these days. Plus, you don't get the good scratch and sniff effect when you have an itch. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
subscribed for,"posting at motel 6".
Counting down to, "OMG, there's shit on my robe!"
We'll be needing a play by play from there on out, please.
:goodluck:
This is funny shit!! (pun intended!)
You don't have a box of tissues in the bathroom? Funny though. Maybe for payback she will leave a log on the front seat of your car though.
lol sometimes you need to do some drastic shit for bitches to get the message.
she's wearing it right now and has NO IDEA! WTF???
Pics of her in robe
with shit stain or we know it is :bs:Quote:
Originally Posted by silverWS.6
Update? or has she killed him already?
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Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01
Probably makeing him lick it off then scrub it with his toothbrush while she stands over him with a shotgun.
:haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
:lmao:
You have a teflon shit or something, it didn't make a noticible skid?
What the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian H Drifer
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Luos
Where's a pic of this? If she's wearin' it and finds out, man you're toast!!! Better throw that shit (pun intended) in the washer 1st chance you get.
Nope means he didn't get enough on the first time.Quote:
Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01
lol still nothing? He's probably dead. One question tho..if there's shit on the robe, and she sits down on the couch, or bed, or wherever else, doesnt she run the risk of spreading shit all over the place?
brings a new meaning to the work shithouse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramairgod84
Bet it smells delicious in your house :lmao:
Is this what you left on your wife's nightie? She will be impressed!!
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06-15-2009, 02:53 PM #59 nitrox28
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I think it's situations like this that cause our nations 50% divorce rate.
Marriage is what causes the nations high divorce rate.Quote:
Originally Posted by samuraidonkey
this could achieve a new level of Epic :Popcorn:
who has it now? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
She had no idea. She's wearing it again now. Clueless.
http://trollin.wowbucket.com/ffs.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by nitrox28
If I were you I think I would throw out my toothbrush and check everything that you plan on wearing very carefully. This can not have a good ending... no way she is missing the fact that her robe has been accessorized with chunky skid marks!
Can't she smell it?
Always wear tube socks and carry a pocket knife. then you can cut the tops off the tube socks and wipe with them.
Man you better throw the damn thing in the wash before :boxing:Quote:
Originally Posted by nitrox28
She isn't expecting anything like that. If she smells anything she probab thinks it's a fart...Quote:
Originally Posted by silverWS.6
lol... "Will you quit following me around farting?!?!?!" "God you're such a child!!" lol
:haha: :lol: :lmao: That's about how it'd go too! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramairgod84
you must really love your wife.......
Maybe you should mail your saints jersey to him :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by 0rion
I vote a big HELL YEAH! for the clean wipe. I covet a clean wipe. Mud butt and you are in for an itchy rest of your day and smelly one at that.
maybe if she lets it go on long enough, maybe she'll think she did it herself...
this thread is full of fail
This is the funniest thread of the day, LMAO. Pics!
use the cardboard roll next time :yup:
I shall morn you after she beats you to death for this until then here is a bunny with a waffle on its head:
http://doubledeckerbuses.org/blog/me...w/waffle01.jpg
this is a awesome post funniest thing i've herd all day :moon:
noob.Quote:
Originally Posted by loasdrumsI shall morn you after she beats you to death for this until then here is a bunny with a waffle on its head:
http://www.bickar.org/files/images/bunny_pancake.jpg
UPDATE!!!! Last night or 18mo old pooped all over her, her robe, and her pajamas! He's been sick and she had him in the rocking chair. I heard her scream and he had exploding diarrhea all over everything. It was soooo nasty. She was bitching about getting it on her clothes and his clothes. I was laughing my ASS off!
Damn, you are asking for it...haha....if she's a good cook prepare to starve...damn, no magazine or news paper or anything huh?...lol.
You had better go buy a lottery ticket -- NOW! You are one lucky SOB.
How much did you pay the lil shit to do that? Good plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by nitrox28
i say you post some pics up to rescue this threadQuote:
Originally Posted by 402 Wifey
THIS.Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
good plan, give the baby laxatives. now dam man thats fighting dirty!!
so wrong
So help me God if my wife ever leaves the TP roll empty I'll take a shit in the dryer and start drying her clothes.
I may be way off base, but I could give two shits if the holders empty, it’s 30 seconds out of my life no big deal.
me MAN, they woMAN. Therefore we own them. Like property.Quote:
Originally Posted by waldo
yes, you are completely off, how dare someone inconvinience you for 30 seconds :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by waldo
i just got smarter from reading this postQuote:
Originally Posted by JHayesLS1
I'm gonna go buy a leash when I get off work. I need to ensure this never happens to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by basballny2
a leash? f that, get a choke collar...FTW!!
even better, a shock collar good for discipline................. and fun during sexQuote:
Originally Posted by Ramairgod84
ya as she reaches her climax give her a nice zap
:lol: oh man I cried a little Im just picturing my girl getting off and then ZAP!!! she falls off the bed or somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by basballny2
DoooooDe! How do you walk around with sh!t on your clothes and not notice. She should have figured it out long before the co-mingleing of the two sh!ts...:lol: Seriously dude, what, do you wear colognue de la ass or what? :lmao:
