My fail for the day.

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09-03-2009, 10:20 AM
86 IROC-Z

My fail for the day.

So I know there's some of you who don't like me and will take great pleasure reading this, but regardless of your feelings of me I invite you to lulz at my lameness.

I'm in class today and this chick is totally eyeing me up. She has previously as well. Strong 7, perhaps even an 8. Class ends and I walk to the closest bus stop to catch the bus back to my apartment. I'm always standing there for about 15 or 20 minutes because the bus I need is a piece of shit. So I'm standing there and chick + friend make their way to the bus stop. I dicking around on my cellphone, texting or something. They're walking toward me from one side and she stops to do something with her cellphone, halfway facing me, literally a foot feet away from me. Captain obvious is obvious. After a few seconds I look up, and she does too at almost exactly the same time, and then she says "sorry" and moves to one side, as if there could possibly be anything behind her that I'd rather look at.

Guess what my response was?

Answer after about 10 or so replies.
09-03-2009, 10:23 AM
midnightnavyz28

this is gonna be good :lol:
09-03-2009, 10:23 AM
Smittro

You're welcome?
09-03-2009, 10:24 AM
toi tyme

"its ok"

or

"you should be"

hah idk
09-03-2009, 10:26 AM
gd1996

It better be good if I'm going to check back in 5!
09-03-2009, 10:29 AM
0rion

" I own a third gen and it's on stands in my garage right now while I try to de-3rdgenerize it".
Then she slapped you in the face and said "screw you Joe Dirt".

That's just a guess.
09-03-2009, 10:30 AM
toi tyme

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0rion

" I own a third gen and it's on stands in my garage right now while I try to de-3rdgenerize it".
Then she slapped you in the face and said "screw you Joe Dirt".

That's just a guess.

:rotfl:
09-03-2009, 10:30 AM
TempleU_WS6

"hi"
09-03-2009, 10:30 AM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0rion

" I own a third gen and it's on stands in my garage right now while I try to de-3rdgenerize it".
Then she slapped you in the face and said "screw you Joe Dirt".

That's just a guess.

:rotfl:.....harsh
09-03-2009, 10:31 AM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0rion

" I own a third gen and it's on stands in my garage right now while I try to de-3rdgenerize it".
Then she slapped you in the face and said "screw you Joe Dirt".

That's just a guess.

:rotfl: Well played, sir :bravo:
09-03-2009, 10:31 AM
JHayesLS1

I hope you just yelled and tried to piihb
09-03-2009, 10:31 AM
toi tyme

i like how EVERYONE was rolling on the floor laughing at that response.. hahaha
09-03-2009, 10:32 AM
86 IROC-Z

Nothing.

I said nothing at all.

:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
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09-03-2009, 10:32 AM
Shermanator86

:Popcorn:
09-03-2009, 10:35 AM
VENOMOUS

You said " back that ass up and drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, make it touch the floor, make that ass jiggle. Then she was like :loser:
09-03-2009, 10:35 AM
TempleU_WS6

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Nothing.

I said nothing at all.

:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
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You Blew It!!!!!
09-03-2009, 10:36 AM
86 IROC-Z

The terrible thing is, although most are in jest, any of these guesses would have been better.
09-03-2009, 10:36 AM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Nothing.

I said nothing at all.

:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
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are u 4 realz nigga?!
09-03-2009, 10:36 AM
RedSmokey

Choke!!!!
09-03-2009, 10:36 AM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6

You Blew It!!!!!

Rub it in a bit more please.
09-03-2009, 10:36 AM
toi tyme

nothing?

NOTHING?!

even i woulda hit on her in some way...

if youre lucky this innocent may occur again and you can have a second shot at it!
09-03-2009, 10:37 AM
0rion

not yet you haven't. Maybe now you can play the "shy" card. That has just as good or better chance of getting you the girl as the aggressive stuff.
09-03-2009, 10:37 AM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

nothing?

NOTHING?!

even i woulda hit on her in some way...

if youre lucky this innocent may occur again and you can have a second shot at it!

and he better not choke again :spank2:
09-03-2009, 10:38 AM
B34M3R

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Nothing.

I said nothing at all.

:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
:suicide::suicide::suicide::suicide:
:suicide::suicide::suicide:

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.... I dont get it.....

Whats the punchline???
09-03-2009, 10:41 AM
gd1996

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0rion

not yet you haven't. Maybe now you can play the "shy" card. That has just as good or better chance of getting you the girl as the aggressive stuff.

Right on, works great for me and I haven't been shy since I was in hs... let her do everything and just sit back.
09-03-2009, 10:52 AM
JHayesLS1

You need to get a Pedobear T-shirt and she'll think you're so fucked up that she wants to bang you.
09-03-2009, 10:53 AM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0rion

not yet you haven't. Maybe now you can play the "shy" card. That has just as good or better chance of getting you the girl as the aggressive stuff.

Not gonna lie, I am shy (Formerly extremely, not as much so now), and most of the time I'm generally fine.

I just previously didn't believe I would be such knuckle-dragging dolt in a situation that was gift-wrapped, set on a silver platter and force fed to the flesh on my face.
09-03-2009, 11:32 AM
86 IROC-Z

I need to start carrying around one of these in my wallet:

http://www.thecardyoukeep.com/Images...mlichLarge.jpg
09-03-2009, 11:35 AM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

:haha: :true: Are you :gay:
09-03-2009, 11:36 AM
310stanger

He hasnt blown it till he says something to her and its really stupid, he develops a stutter, his fly is unbottoned, he has a booger hanging out of his nose etc lol
09-03-2009, 11:37 AM
86 IROC-Z

Or even better yet, a Twix, according to the commercials they're apparently like a free do-over.
09-03-2009, 11:38 AM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by 310stanger

He hasnt blown it till he says something to her and its really stupid, he develops a stutter, his fly is unbottoned, he has a booger hanging out of his nose etc lol

-Looks for wood.

-Beats the shit out of it.

-Throws in a hail mary.
09-03-2009, 11:40 AM
Hi-Po

So, let me get this straight.

1. You have a fat ass obiese girlfriend, that you can barely stand to look at.

2. You have a strong 7, probably an 8... single, horny, girl basicially grabbing at your balls.

3. You pussy out, and pretent to keep playing Zuma on your phone?

You should probably just go home to your 'fat' girlfriend and rub one out in the shower :)
09-03-2009, 11:43 AM
310stanger

yeah man wtf! hahah you got a third gen with blown headgaskets, you cant be passing on the vajayjay like that! lol
09-03-2009, 11:43 AM
Hi-Po

Quote:

Originally Posted by 310stanger

yeah man wtf! hahah you got a third gen with blown headgaskets, you cant be passing on the vajayjay like that! lol

Agreed
09-03-2009, 11:47 AM
ZombieSlayer909

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...nt_of_fail.jpg
09-03-2009, 11:47 AM
Smkn_TA

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

nothing?

NOTHING?!

even i woulda hit on her in some way...

That makes me so happy I could cry.
09-03-2009, 11:49 AM
JHayesLS1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

So, let me get this straight.

1. You have a fat ass obiese girlfriend, that you can barely stand to look at.

2. You have a strong 7, probably an 8... single, horny, girl basicially grabbing at your balls.

3. You pussy out, and pretent to keep playing Zuma on your phone?

You should probably just go home to your 'fat' girlfriend and rub one out in the shower :)

Holy God that was legendary!
09-03-2009, 11:54 AM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

So, let me get this straight.

1. You have a fat ass obiese girlfriend, that you can barely stand to look at.

2. You have a strong 7, probably an 8... single, horny, girl basicially grabbing at your balls.

3. You pussy out, and pretent to keep playing Zuma on your phone?

You should probably just go home to your 'fat' girlfriend and rub one out in the shower :)

:lmao: Pretty much yeah.

Honestly I'm surprised there haven't been any homo jokes yet, so I guess inb4ugaylol

Off topic, what's Zuma? A game? All my phone has is a puzzle quest demo that auto-exits after 45 seconds.
09-03-2009, 12:01 PM
Hi-Po

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

:lmao: Pretty much yeah.

Honestly I'm surprised there haven't been any homo jokes yet, so I guess inb4ugaylol

Off topic, what's Zuma? A game? All my phone has is a puzzle quest demo that auto-exits after 45 seconds.

Yes, game. Balls hitting other balls and exploding. Figured that was the game you were playing while you turned down some tail. :screwy:
09-03-2009, 12:02 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Balls hitting other balls and exploding.

Nope, wasn't playing it, but that's damn sure how I felt after the fact.
09-03-2009, 12:47 PM
SSjunior

:loser:
09-03-2009, 01:40 PM
NoscamaroSS

You shouldve gave her your best eliminator Z28 pickup line!
09-03-2009, 01:50 PM
c5z28

Be real chill next time-tell her to pay for your bus fair, then tell her to fuck off.
Makes you look like an ass instead of a dousche
09-03-2009, 01:57 PM
allbaugh_04

Complete fail, i would of said something and failed, but you didn't even say shit...
09-03-2009, 02:55 PM
0rion

life just immitates art
09-03-2009, 03:45 PM
Hi-Po

:lol:
09-03-2009, 03:54 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoscamaroSS

You shouldve gave her your best eliminator Z28 pickup line!

Where the hell is he? Never around when I need him most!

Quote:

Originally Posted by c5z28

Be real chill next time-tell her to pay for your bus fair, then tell her to fuck off.
Makes you look like an ass instead of a dousche

YES :woot::rotfl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

Complete fail, i would of said something and failed, but you didn't even say shit...

"Sorry..." "SHIT!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0rion

life just immitates art

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, amirite? amirite? :lol:
09-03-2009, 04:58 PM
allbaugh_04

LOL here's a better one. Have her say excuse me and then just let the crickets do the rest..
09-03-2009, 05:02 PM
ss~zoso~ss

its ok, you have a fat girlfriend
09-03-2009, 05:07 PM
Spaz

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Rub it in a bit more please.

we rub it in while she is rubbing it out tonight... as well as you... you live once bro... go for it...
09-03-2009, 05:14 PM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaz

we rub it in while she is rubbing it out tonight... as well as you... you live once bro... go for it...

:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:
09-03-2009, 05:24 PM
pajeff02

Hmmm. I took you to be one of those people who would always have a come back -- any time, any place, any situation, any comment. Wouldn't matter what was said, or who said it.

Either I misread you, or the instant that opportunity knocked you had a fleeting premonition that the fat chick waiting for you at your apartment might cause your gonads serious damage if she found you flirting with a 7-1/2on the street.
09-03-2009, 05:49 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spaz

we rub it in while she is rubbing it out tonight... as well as you... you live once bro... go for it...

:lol::lmao:

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Hmmm. I took you to be one of those people who would always have a come back -- any time, any place, any situation, any comment. Wouldn't matter what was said, or who said it.

Either I misread you, or the instant that opportunity knocked you had a fleeting premonition that the fat chick waiting for you at your apartment might cause your gonads serious damage if she found you flirting with a 7-1/2on the street.

You read me right the first time. I normally do. This is why this is a fail for me. If it were an everyday occurrence it wouldn't be a fail (relative to all the other times).

As for my girlfriend, whatever. It's gonna be over soon. Using her as the subject of a troll thread should have shed light on that fact.
09-03-2009, 05:56 PM
pajeff02

Now the question is: Should there be any interest, how do you fix this with Ms. 7-1/2 so she does not think that you just blew her off?
09-03-2009, 06:00 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Now the question is: Should there be any interest, how do you fix this with Ms. 7-1/2 so she does not think that you just blew her off?

Probably, the next time I see her, whisper in her ear, "Lets not turn this rape into a murder."
09-03-2009, 06:04 PM
pajeff02

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Probably, the next time I see her, whisper in her ear, "Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

Let me know how that works out for you.
09-03-2009, 06:05 PM
ss~zoso~ss

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

"Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

:lmao:
09-03-2009, 06:08 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Let me know how that works out for you.

Will do. Haven't tried it myself yet, but I hear good things.
09-03-2009, 06:20 PM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Hmmm. I took you to be one of those people who would always have a come back -- any time, any place, any situation, any comment. Wouldn't matter what was said, or who said it.

Either I misread you, or the instant that opportunity knocked you had a fleeting premonition that the fat chick waiting for you at your apartment might cause your gonads serious damage if she found you flirting with a 7-1/2on the street.

:Owned: .....he has no respect for women..... he has no game with women either :lol:
09-04-2009, 09:15 AM
silverWS6

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0rion

life just immitates art

Haahahahahhhaaahahahahahahaahahaaahhhhahaa!!!!!!!!
09-04-2009, 09:17 AM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28

:Owned: .....he has no respect for women..... he has no game with women either :lol:

:rotfl:
09-04-2009, 09:26 AM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Probably, the next time I see her, whisper in her ear, "Lets not turn this rape into a murder."

:lol:
09-04-2009, 01:36 PM
86 IROC-Z

http://memegenerator.net/Instances/2...TO-HER-NOW.jpg
09-04-2009, 02:35 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Free Post.

Fence post that is.... Come by the house. :D
09-04-2009, 02:36 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Free Post.

DATS AGAINST THE ROOLZ :screwy:
09-04-2009, 02:39 PM
midnightnavyz28

update.......did u talk to her today????
09-04-2009, 02:42 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28

update.......did u talk to her today????

I only have class with her Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Four

Days

Length

>

My life
09-04-2009, 02:43 PM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I only have class with her Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Four

Days

Length

>

My life

then you shoulda played the shy card on her tuesday instead of thursday :screwy:
09-04-2009, 02:45 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28

then you shoulda played the shy card on her tuesday instead of thursday :screwy:

Yeah well I was really considering that but then I remembered I don't have that whole universe-supreme-power thing going on for me.

Just kidding, I do, I just like the challenge.
09-04-2009, 02:48 PM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Yeah well I was really considering that but then I remembered I don't have that whole universe-supreme-power thing going on for me.

Just kidding, I do, I just like the challenge.

yeah, the challenge is always fun.....unless she turns out to be lousy in bed........or packn arbys roast beef :suicide:
09-04-2009, 02:51 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28

yeah, the challenge is always fun.....unless she turns out to be lousy in bed........or packn arbys roast beef :suicide:

Know why you shouldn't eat pussy in the morning????

Ever tried pullin apart a grilled cheese sandwich??? :lol:
09-04-2009, 02:55 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28

yeah, the challenge is always fun.....unless she turns out to be lousy in bed........or packn arbys roast beef :suicide:

Still no problem

I do it to show off the resulting notches on my belt.
09-04-2009, 02:56 PM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Know why you shouldn't eat pussy in the morning????

Ever tried pullin apart a grilled cheese sandwich??? :lol:

Whats the difference in a sin and shame????

its a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
09-04-2009, 02:57 PM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Still no problem

I do it to show off the resulting notches on my belt.

:lol: you sound like my buddies...........I have extremely high standards :true:
09-04-2009, 02:58 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28

yeah, the challenge is always fun.....unless she turns out to be lousy in bed........or packn arbys roast beef :suicide:

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Know why you shouldn't eat pussy in the morning????

Ever tried pullin apart a grilled cheese sandwich??? :lol:

:rotfl::Puke::rotfl:
09-04-2009, 06:05 PM
toi tyme

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Know why you shouldn't eat pussy in the morning????

Ever tried pullin apart a grilled cheese sandwich??? :lol:

thats disgusting lol
09-04-2009, 06:09 PM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

thats disgusting lol

but true :shrug:
09-04-2009, 06:22 PM
Smkn_TA

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Know why you shouldn't eat pussy in the morning????

Ever tried pullin apart a grilled cheese sandwich??? :lol:

Great, now I just spit my frosted flakes on the keyboard.
09-04-2009, 06:25 PM
toi tyme

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Great, now I just spit my frosted flakes on the keyboard.

:haha: :loser:
09-04-2009, 06:34 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Great, now I just spit my frosted flakes on the keyboard.

:spit: :Puke: :lol::bow:
09-04-2009, 07:24 PM
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http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/...-be-vulgar.png

86 IROC-Z in blue.....
09-04-2009, 07:27 PM
midnightnavyz28

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

86 IROC-Z in blue.....

:lol: epic
09-04-2009, 07:32 PM
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:lol:
09-05-2009, 12:08 AM
35th02Z28

:slap: to OP and :lol: at the epicness
09-05-2009, 12:29 PM
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They won't find your body in a dumpster....

Thay will find your body in SEVERAL dumpsters....
09-05-2009, 12:31 PM
toi tyme

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

86 IROC-Z in blue.....

Omfgosh :haha: :lol: :rotfl: :lmao:
09-05-2009, 12:33 PM
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inorite? He hasn't seen it yet :lol:
09-05-2009, 12:35 PM
86 IROC-Z

They feel like.....

Bags of sand.
09-05-2009, 12:41 PM
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What does? :dunno:
09-05-2009, 12:43 PM
86 IROC-Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXaJ1YIHqpM
09-05-2009, 09:02 PM
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:lol:

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