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So in maybe a month, I may run into a rather large collection of random shit.
The first person who correctly guesses the exact reason for receiving this stuff wins the thread, and gets a slight increase on my impression of the winner.
The "Stuff" included but is not limited to:
-A 52" Sony big screen TV
-A nice guitar
-A 7 month old cat
-A futon
-An xbox360 + games
And... GO!
hmmm...i say that all that stuff belonged to the ex husband of the girl who just got a divorce(who is your friend with benefits). she won ownership of the items and is giving them to you!! :woo:
got your bridge card..allowing you more money to spend on useless stuff
wouldn't date someone with that much baggage (pun intended) lulQuote:
Originally Posted by Brad(WS/Z0.6)
or someone got evicted and you snatched that shit up
a futon
lol, I had to google that, nah I'm not poor. I wouldn't buy a cat anyway, you can get them for free.Quote:
Originally Posted by shady milkman
Your gay lover, who may or may not hold a position of some authority, who is now bribing you to keep secrecy?:bino:
This is the closest answer so far, but not exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by shady milkman
lol?Quote:
Originally Posted by 96z28
nah he doesn't need to bribe me.Quote:
Originally Posted by chuckie669
Its your roommates stuff and they are not coming back so it has become yours by default.
Instead of the g/f losing weight you settled for her buying you shit.
Another somewhat close reply... but still no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
:lmao::lmao: Nope, but that's a damn good idea :bravo:Quote:
Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn
friend/roomate got arrested and gave you these for safe keepingQuote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
storage unit?
Even closer, still no cigarQuote:
Originally Posted by shady milkman
nopeQuote:
Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!
Your roomate gave them to you because he stores drugs in them and hes on the run, you think you just got a big score but the cops are gonna raid the place this thursday and you will be joing your roomate at federal pump you in the ass prison. dont drop the soap
you're gonna kill your roommate because you didnt know him before you roomed with him and he's a fuckin loser
no fuck that..im close enough!Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
You've got a friend, roommate or relative that joined the military and you will be taking care of his or her 'stuff' for a while?
Roommate lost a bet to you and is forced to give up his stuff.
You killed your roommate and stole his stuff.
You dont have a roommate and stole the stuff from the guy next door.
Well... Am I right? :toetap:
You gave these things to a friend/roommate to try to keep your girlfriend from getting even fatter?
Roommates parents got pissed at them and decided to give it to you because they're so pissed off?
You're holding it for your girlfriend while she goes to fat camp?
Only kidding here because of your other thread. Trust me, in AK your girl would be a 10!
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArcticZ06
:wave: hello againQuote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
Probably gonna have to wait til he wakes up, its 2AM in GA
Think its like 11PM in CA
:wave: yourself!Quote:
Originally Posted by tatertot91
Exactly 11:00 out here in smokey burning CA :p
Too much caffeine. Nothing yet.
You moved out and got a new roomate which has all that stuff now.
Or vis versa, you got a new roomate that moved in with all that stuff.
You have found that the reason your g/f is chunking up is that she sits around all day on her futon, petting her cat and playing xbox 360 games on her 52" Sony big screen TV. The only exercise she gets is when she reaches over and picks up her nice guitar to strum a few sad ballads while wondering what she ever saw in you.
Now that she is getting fat, she realizes that she probably can't do any better. So, she's moving in with you next month. Technically, once she moves in her stuff is becoming your stuff. Did I get it?
Thats what i saidQuote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
2AM in GA
11PM in CA
Ha ha, I know that. Just pointing out it wasn't 10:59 or 11:01. It was exactly 11:00 when I saw your post :pQuote:
Originally Posted by tatertot91
I'm with this guy......:stupid:Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
you're girl is moving in with you or you're moving in with her...
I have a better question for this thread. Why should any of us even give half a fuck?
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Originally Posted by GTP231
Winner!
i like where you are going with thisQuote:
Originally Posted by GTP231
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Originally Posted by pajeff02
:bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by zero_proto
lol funny coincidenceQuote:
Originally Posted by KahanaReef
you're getting a roommate?
I think I won
did your room mate lose a bet?
I already tried that oneQuote:
Originally Posted by bluefields88
damn.Quote:
Originally Posted by tatertot91
Hint: Family
Brother/Cousin moved in?
You have yet to answer the question as to why we should give half a fuck
Family member diedQuote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
You receive inheritance?
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...crymoarplz.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by GTP231
your brother/sister was punished, so you're getting all his/her stuff ... lol
Grandma is going to a retirement home? :p
OooooQuote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
he smart yoQuote:
Originally Posted by GTP231
Looking at the date he must've predicted my post in another threadQuote:
Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1
a family member died & u jacked their shit
Your brother is moving in with you because he is now attending the same college and doesn't want to live in a dorm? amirite?
We give up
My brother might go to prison. lul.
drugs right?Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
yupQuote:
Originally Posted by 310stanger
didn't see that one coming...
