Little People Creep Me Out

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03-04-2009, 10:34 PM
levityinc3

Little People Creep Me Out

Midgets, dwarfs, little people. I don't know what the accepted vernacular, so sorry if I offended you. Does anyone else feel the same?

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/w...ttlepeople.jpg

I fucking hate this show by the way.
03-04-2009, 10:35 PM
jaslivers

tss
03-04-2009, 10:36 PM
SouthernBornThriller

Quote:

Originally Posted by levityinc3

Midgets, dwarfs, little people. I don't know what the accepted vernacular, so sorry if I offended you. Does anyone else feel the same?

I fucking hate this show by the way.

I want you to look at that number of kids, and then think of all the semi-crippled midget fucking that those two do.

Burn that image into your mind FOREVER!
03-04-2009, 10:37 PM
jaslivers

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Originally Posted by jaslivers

tss

gives me nightmares with that damn pot of gold
03-04-2009, 10:40 PM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaslivers

gives me nightmares with that damn pot of gold

Seriously. Spine-tingling creeped out.
03-04-2009, 11:04 PM
korndawg

Little sausage fingers............Gross
03-05-2009, 04:03 AM
Sarge

Can you imagine having that lil fucker as your Dad? I mean he would walk up and smack your knees with the damn crutches all the time.....I'd hang the lil shit in the closet and be done with it myself....
03-05-2009, 05:01 AM
Smkn_TA

Yeah midget porn is just wierd.
03-05-2009, 05:06 AM
GTP231

TSS will not be happy about this:lol:
03-05-2009, 05:48 AM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Your gonna get popped for member bashing... :nono:
03-05-2009, 06:04 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Your gonna get popped for member bashing... :nono:

Yeah, wait until TSS gets ahold of this thread... how dare you insult the man like that

:sillyme::sillyme:
03-05-2009, 06:04 AM
Baseballstar425

Sleeper C5 fucked them

and their fingers creep me out also! fucking weird
03-05-2009, 06:07 AM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

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Originally Posted by Aetos

Yeah, wait until TSS gets ahold of this thread... how dare you insult the little man like that

:sillyme::sillyme:

Fixed :look:

You see my sig????

He's all buisness.... :true:

OP, You might as well :suicide: for your own good..

(No telling what he'll do to your body after he kills you)

:lol:
03-05-2009, 06:11 AM
1MileCrash

yes...they creep me out too. my g/f loves to watch that show...i can't stand it. one because they are annoying and whiny and two because they creep me out. then she was all hard up to watch this show "the smallest people in the world." holy shit...did anyone else see this freak show?! *shiver*...christ.
03-05-2009, 06:12 AM
Aetos

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Fixed :look:

You see my sig????

He's all buisness.... :true:

OP, You might as well :suicide: for your own good..

(No telling what he'll do to your body after he kills you)

:lol:

Wow, thanks for fixing my reply, can't believe I made such a blatant mistake!

I think he's gonna perform unspoken sexual acts to his body.

:faint::faint:
03-05-2009, 06:28 AM
third_shift|studios

the scary thing about us midgets is that you'd never see an army of us coming until it's too late. We're like a school of pirhana when we all rise up on a "normal" human-it's ugly. Not to mention, leprechauns are our kin, so be weary what you say.
03-05-2009, 06:36 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

the scary thing about us midgets is that you'd never see an army of us coming until it's too late. We're like a school of pirhana when we all rise up on a "normal" human-it's ugly. Not to mention, leprechauns are our kin, so be weary what you say.

Can you speak up, little man? I can't hear you from all the way down there.

:whistle::whistle:
03-05-2009, 06:43 AM
hutch1999

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/79254293...prechaun_!.jpg

lil fuckers
03-05-2009, 06:46 AM
third_shift|studios

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aetos

Can you speak up, little man? I can't hear you from all the way down there.

:whistle::whistle:

how about i TURN THIS UP FOR YA?!?!?!

http://www.thirdshiftstudios.com/ima...ddleFinger.jpg
03-05-2009, 06:54 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

how about i TURN THIS UP FOR YA?!?!?!

woah, your head only reaches the top of the bar counter!!!

:vodka::vodka:
03-05-2009, 07:21 AM
third_shift|studios

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Originally Posted by Aetos

woah, your head only reaches the top of the bar counter!!!

:vodka::vodka:

it's not too bad, i've lucked out and had a few brauds think i was just a fuzzy barstool :lick:
03-05-2009, 07:25 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

it's not too bad, i've lucked out and had a few brauds think i was just a fuzzy barstool :lick:

I don't see how they could think you're a fuzzy barstool according to that picture.....

:booty::booty:

:D:D

we love ya tss, lol
03-05-2009, 07:52 AM
third_shift|studios

:hahano:
03-05-2009, 08:05 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

:hahano:

Yeah. As much as they creep me out, I'm just trying to get some laughs.

What is the accepted vernacular anyways?
03-05-2009, 08:07 AM
Justin23454

little people!
03-05-2009, 08:12 AM
67CamaroRSSS

Technically, while short in stature, TSS is not considered a midget or dwarf (there is a difference between the 2) as he is over 42" (3'-6") tall.
03-05-2009, 08:14 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Technically, while short in stature, TSS is not considered a midget or dwarf (there is a difference between the 2) as he is over 42" (3'-6") tall.

So I don't have to feel bad posting this?
03-05-2009, 08:21 AM
gwballin

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Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Technically, while short in stature, TSS is not considered a midget or dwarf (there is a difference between the 2) as he is over 42" (3'-6") tall.

As a fan of the show “Little People, Big World”, I saw the episode where they had the little people (LP) sports competition.

One of the guys on the basketball team was 4’10” and was described as the “Shaq of Little People”. I am pretty sure it was TSS.
03-05-2009, 08:23 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by gwballin

As a fan of the show “Little People, Big World”, I saw the episode where they had the little people (LP) sports competition.

One of the guys on the basketball team was 4’10” and was described as the “Shaq of Little People”. I am pretty sure it was TSS.

:lol:
03-05-2009, 08:30 AM
third_shift|studios

i'm 5'3" on a good day, but dont' have any hoop skillz. And i poke fun at my height all the time so no don't slice your wrists just yet, Levi.
03-05-2009, 08:39 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

i'm 5'3" on a good day, but dont' have any hoop skillz. And i poke fun at my height all the time so no don't slice your wrists just yet, Levi.

Thank god. I was on the edge.
03-05-2009, 09:13 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Thank god. I was on the edge.

Little people lie a lot, and this particular one has dyslexia. TSS is really 3'5".

So, you still shouldn't feel bad because little people don't have feelings.

Just point and laugh at them!!

:lol::lol:
03-05-2009, 09:16 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aetos

Little people lie a lot, and this particular one has dyslexia. TSS is really 3'5".

So, you still shouldn't feel bad because little people don't have feelings.

Just point and laugh at them!!

:lol::lol:

I feel much better. Ever seen that movie "In Bruges" where the midget talks about how the Chinese, black, and midget people are going to unite and take over the world in a fight against white people?
03-05-2009, 09:16 AM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

^^:haha:
03-05-2009, 09:18 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

^^:haha:

Well, anyways. I feel it might be the end of us white people, with TSS leading them.
03-05-2009, 09:26 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Well, anyways. I feel it might be the end of us white people, with TSS leading them.

Theres one problem in the plan to Unite blacks, chinese, and midgets and I will explain it now.

1) Black people are tall
2) Midgets are short
3) Therefore, blacks and midgets can't communicate properly from their lack of being able to hear eachother.

1) Black people and midgets talk somewhat relatively the same english
2) Chinese speak uncypherable ching-english
3) Therefore, blacks/midgets can't properly communicate with the chinese.

Here we have it, no lines of communication can be created between these 3 distinct groups so us white people are fine.

:hide::hide:
03-05-2009, 09:28 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aetos

Theres one problem in the plan to Unite blacks, chinese, and midgets and I will explain it now.

1) Black people are tall
2) Midgets are short
3) Therefore, blacks and midgets can't communicate properly from their lack of being able to hear eachother.

1) Black people and midgets talk somewhat relatively the same english
2) Chinese speak uncypherable ching-english
3) Therefore, blacks/midgets can't properly communicate with the chinese.

Here we have it, no lines of communication can be created between these 3 distinct groups so us white people are fine.

:hide::hide:

Dude there is one fatal flaw with your proposal.

They all learned how to speak with their minds from the Jews. They're all psychic! White people are fucked!
03-05-2009, 09:32 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Dude there is one fatal flaw with your proposal.

They all learned how to speak with their minds from the Jews. They're all psychic! White people are fucked!

That is preposterous. The blacks couldn't accumulate enough money to pay off the jews to teach them anything!!
03-05-2009, 09:37 AM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by Aetos

That is preposterous. The blacks couldn't accumulate enough money to pay off the jews to teach them anything!!

Shit, you're right.
03-05-2009, 09:39 AM
67CamaroRSSS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aetos

Theres one problem in the plan to Unite blacks, chinese, and midgets and I will explain it now.

1) Black people are tall
2) Midgets are short
3) Therefore, blacks and midgets can't communicate properly from their lack of being able to hear eachother.

1) Black people and midgets talk somewhat relatively the same english
2) Chinese speak uncypherable ching-english
3) Therefore, blacks/midgets can't properly communicate with the chinese.

Here we have it, no lines of communication can be created between these 3 distinct groups so us white people are fine.

:hide::hide:

Don't forget about the African Pygmy tribes. They are no taller than the average midget.
03-05-2009, 09:43 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Don't forget about the African Pygmy tribes. They are no taller than the average midget.

THIS is the connecting factor!
03-05-2009, 09:44 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

THIS is the connecting factor!

Maybe so, but we fall back onto the language factor. I doubt a tribe in the middle of the African savanna could speak English or any recognizable language better than the Chinese can. Language barrier comes back into effect.
03-05-2009, 09:46 AM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by Aetos

Maybe so, but we fall back onto the language factor. I doubt a tribe in the middle of the African savanna could speak English or any recognizable language better than the Chinese can. Language barrier comes back into effect.

Ok so the pygmies unite black people and midgets. Blackenese COULD unite the Chinese and full bloods.
03-05-2009, 09:54 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Ok so the pygmies unite black people and midgets. Blackenese COULD unite the Chinese and full bloods.

Pygmies can't unite black people and midgets because they don't speak the same language. Blackanese may be able to unite with the chinese, but that would only be a black/chinese union which is not enough to take over our white supremacy!
03-05-2009, 09:57 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aetos

Pygmies can't unite black people and midgets because they don't speak the same language. Blackanese may be able to unite with the chinese, but that would only be a black/chinese union which is not enough to take over our white supremacy!

Well IMHO, the pygmies and the blacks and midgets CAN unite because of their common bond, despite the language barrier.
03-05-2009, 09:58 AM
transamprincess98

I'm not sure if anyone got a picture of the midget with all the ladies in TX. Everyone of us was taller in flip flops then TSS in his platforms ;)
03-05-2009, 09:58 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Well IMHO, the pygmies and the blacks and midgets CAN unite because of their common bond, despite the language barrier.

Then again, why are we worried if TSS is leading them? Look at how much of a madhouse this place is...

:hide::hide:
03-05-2009, 09:59 AM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by Aetos

Then again, why are we worried if TSS is leading them? Look at how much of a madhouse this place is...

:hide::hide:

Touche, I concede.
03-05-2009, 10:16 AM
third_shift|studios

awwwww how cute, Levi asked me to be his friend :hug:
03-05-2009, 10:17 AM
Aetos

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

awwwww how cute, Levi asked me to be his friend :hug:

WTF?!?!?!?!?! LEVI IS A TRAITOR!!

TURNCOAT!!
TURNCOAT!!
TURNCOAT!!

:uzi::uzi::uzi:
03-05-2009, 10:21 AM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aetos

WTF?!?!?!?!?! LEVI IS A TRAITOR!!

TURNCOAT!!
TURNCOAT!!
TURNCOAT!!

:uzi::uzi::uzi:

I have been playing you all along Aetos. For I am BLACK.
03-05-2009, 10:21 AM
third_shift|studios

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

I'm not sure if anyone got a picture of the midget with all the ladies in TX. Everyone of us was taller in flip flops then TSS in his platforms ;)

i would like this picture myself, i need new :jerkit: material!
03-05-2009, 10:21 AM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

awwwww how cute, Levi asked me to be his friend :hug:

:love: :date:
03-05-2009, 10:23 AM
third_shift|studios

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

:love: :date:

wadda fag :gay:
03-05-2009, 10:25 AM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

wadda fag :gay:

I'm not really black... either.
03-05-2009, 12:53 PM
Sarge

Quote:

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Technically, while short in stature, TSS is not considered a midget or dwarf (there is a difference between the 2) as he is over 42" (3'-6") tall.

No he isn't.
03-05-2009, 12:55 PM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by Sarge

No he isn't.

:rotfl:
03-05-2009, 01:01 PM
GTP231

Quote:

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

I'm not sure if anyone got a picture of the midget with all the ladies in TX. Everyone of us was taller in flip flops then TSS in his platforms ;)

Was he eating your ass when it was taken?
03-05-2009, 01:04 PM
86 IROC-Z

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aetos

That is preposterous. The blacks couldn't accumulate enough money to pay off the jews to teach them anything!!

Thats why they're clamoring so hard for slave reparitions over at the obama forum
03-05-2009, 01:07 PM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Thats why they're clamoring so hard for slave reparitions over at the obama forum

Damn right. Funding a secret army!!!!
03-05-2009, 02:05 PM
TempleU_WS6

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...6196671416.jpg
03-05-2009, 02:06 PM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6

lmfao
03-07-2009, 02:45 PM
IH8RICE

Quote:

Originally Posted by levityinc3

Midgets, dwarfs, little people. I don't know what the accepted vernacular, so sorry if I offended you. Does anyone else feel the same?

I fucking hate this show by the way.

My mom watches the show with this family on it. She also watches the show about the Duggars(that family in Arkansas that don't know the difference between a vagina and a clown car) and Jon & Kate Plus 8. I hate all those shows with a passion.

Scott
03-07-2009, 03:08 PM
Narcissistic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnIXnBcAAo

Disclaimer: Scary Midget Shit
03-07-2009, 04:21 PM
blackSS01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmiLW...ext=1&index=14

:lmao: :lol: :lmao:
03-07-2009, 06:33 PM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narcissistic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnIXnBcAAo

Disclaimer: Scary Midget Shit

That was the most fucked up shit I have ever seen.

How he crawls around the floor.

Shit man, if he broke into my house, and was crawling around with a knife tucked in his mouf, there'd be no warning but the *swish swish* sound of his clothes rubbing against the floor. I can see it now, and I am again afraid of the dark.
03-07-2009, 06:40 PM
Narcissistic

Get anti midget shit. High stools. 2 foot chain link fence wit no door surrounding ur house. Etc etc
03-07-2009, 06:41 PM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by Narcissistic

Get anti midget shit. High stools. 2 foot chain link fence wit no door surrounding ur house. Etc etc

That's a good idea. Very abrasive floors, too. Fuck'n bastards. I wonder if garlic works on them. TSS? Can you not come near garlic?
03-07-2009, 06:44 PM
Narcissistic

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

That's a good idea. Very abrasive floors, too. Fuck'n bastards. I wonder if garlic works on them. TSS? Can you not come near garlic?

Garlics works.

But even better is an AR-15. And screw going semi-auto.
03-07-2009, 06:47 PM
levityinc3

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Originally Posted by Narcissistic

Garlics works.

But even better is an AR-15. And screw going semi-auto.

But such a little bullet, for such a little person.

I need something beastlier, and close range.

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/w...3/mossberg.jpg
03-07-2009, 06:48 PM
Narcissistic

Now you're talking.
03-07-2009, 06:49 PM
third_shift|studios

Quote:

Originally Posted by levityinc3

But such a little bullet, for such a little person.

I need something beastlier, and close range.

not bad, but midgets can drill-we'll pop up like gofers under your feet with a bomb strapped to our chest :bomb:
03-07-2009, 06:50 PM
Narcissistic

And if your area has a lot of them....you might need to do some research. There is some bad Midget Terrorism out there.

Here...You need to read this to stay informed.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/M...ing_terrorists
03-07-2009, 06:51 PM
Narcissistic

omg.... :rotfl: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/52508/
03-07-2009, 06:53 PM
levityinc3

Oh my fucking god. So the midgets are responsible for all those suicide bombings?!

Fuck my life.

I can just see those little bastards taking over the world.

:leghump:
03-07-2009, 06:54 PM
Narcissistic

It's real. It's out there. Government tries to hide it.

Black Midgets are the worst. Fuckin little black turds.
03-07-2009, 06:56 PM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narcissistic

It's real. It's out there. Government tries to hide it.

Black Midgets are the worst. Fuckin little black turds.

Careful, if Cayenne97 sees that he'll report you.

Hahaha. (No Joke)
03-07-2009, 06:58 PM
Narcissistic

Shady Milkman has my back.

And if he's idiot enough to not see the sarcasm in my post....well then...wow. There goes that stereotype.
03-07-2009, 07:00 PM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narcissistic

Shady Milkman has my back.

And if he's idiot enough to not see the sarcasm in my post....well then...wow. There goes that stereotype.

Hahahaha.
03-07-2009, 07:09 PM
Narcissistic

levity...I need you to go into the chat room real quick.
03-08-2009, 06:53 AM
Hi-Po

While I agree, When I was living in Nashville I was drunk as hell down on Broadway and saw something strange. A hot midget. I couldnt understand it. I dont know how tall she was, but she was short. Maybe I was just really drunk, but I wanted to nail her. Believe it or not, she was standing outside of a nice, white limo. I forget what I said to her, but I was very blunt, very drunk. Needless to say she completely denied me (midget bitch) and wne tinto her white limo and took off. Man, did that piss me off. I wish I would have drop kicked her ass under that damn limo. I cant believe I got shot down by a little midget.

SO, I now hate all midgets. :)
03-08-2009, 08:17 AM
Narcissistic

This guy is my hero. If you have time, this is a great midget story.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...et_story.phtml
03-08-2009, 02:12 PM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narcissistic

This guy is my hero. If you have time, this is a great midget story.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...et_story.phtml

Tucker Max's book is the funniest shit I have ever read.
03-08-2009, 02:35 PM
Narcissistic

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Tucker Max's book is the funniest shit I have ever read.

He is my idol. I can't wait for his movie to come out next year. Dane Cook would be the perfect guy to play him.
03-08-2009, 02:37 PM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narcissistic

He is my idol. I can't wait for his movie to come out next year. Dane Cook would be the perfect guy to play him.

MOVIE?! Fuck yes.
03-08-2009, 02:38 PM
Narcissistic

Yea...that and a new book..." Assholes finish first." But from what I understand he's making a movie based on his first book.
03-08-2009, 02:38 PM
levityinc3

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narcissistic

Yea...that and a new book..." Assholes finish first." But from what I understand he's making a movie based on his first book.

I am excited.

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