http://www.fmylife.com/top
This made me lol :rotfl:
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http://www.fmylife.com/top
This made me lol :rotfl:
:lol:x87
:spit: This is my new favorite website.
some funny stuff there
Link wouldn't work for me.
Me either now, I cant scroll any pages...Probably just the serverQuote:
Originally Posted by Anthracis
Yeah, probably.
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Thats funny. Gonna have to remember that site when something FML worthy happens to me.
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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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Damn dude. This has to be the funniest website I've ever seen. :lmao:Quote:
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
OMG yesh
Heres a couple good ones.
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Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML
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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
just spent an hour on this site, no regrets.
lol for my roommate---
"I sent my GF a valentine and said I love you, She sent the same one to my roomate and said i wish i could be with you instead of Jeff...FML"
That website is sweet!
just read the entire first page, funny shit lol, most of em gotta be fake, but still funny
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Makes me feel pretty good about my life,haha.
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Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said "you smell really good." He turned to me and said "You don't." FML
Holy shit!!! Derek and Jaison are out of the closet???
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Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face." FML
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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
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Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML
now that shit is funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by suede
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
^ oh no.
lol and its true... thats the best part...Quote:
Originally Posted by Anthracis
hahaha happened to meQuote:
Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML
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Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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Ahahah been on there for an hour now. This is GREAT.
"Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML"
Ahahhaha. :lol: COD4 FTW!!