Piggies need to FO

So I live in California enough said-but that makes for a shitty story. I was leaving my school and I got a ticket i'll tell you my driving and you guess what I got the ticket for.
A. Having to loud of an exhaust
B. Speeding
C. having a sticker that says pigs are cocksuckers
D. honking at someone sleeping on a green light
E. Passing slow dumbasses
When I got pulled over I was thinking great he heard my exhaust-no- it was because I honked at the idiot for not moving on a green light(D) I quote,"honking your horn in non emegency situations is illegal". he said that by me honking at the car in front of me I could of scared him and caused him to have an accident. :ahh:WTF I was 100ft behind this guy when the light turned green for him I had enough time to come to a full stop wait for him to finish jacking off I gave him one quick honk and I get a ticket? How could this cumguzzler look at me with a straight face and tell me what I did was so out of line I get a ticket for it? I was speechless:no:

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Originally Posted by c5z28

So I live in California enough said-but that makes for a shitty story. I was leaving my school and I got a ticket i'll tell you my driving and you guess what I got the ticket for.
A. Having to loud of an exhaust
B. Speeding
C. having a sticker that says pigs are cocksuckers
D. honking at someone sleeping on a green light
E. Passing slow dumbasses
When I got pulled over I was thinking great he heard my exhaust-no- it was because I honked at the idiot for not moving on a green light(D) I quote,"honking your horn in non emegency situations is illegal". he said that by me honking at the car in front of me I could of scared him and caused him to have an accident. :ahh:WTF I was 100ft behind this guy when the light turned green for him I had enough time to come to a full stop wait for him to finish jacking off I gave him one quick honk and I get a ticket? How could this cumguzzler look at me with a straight face and tell me what I did was so out of line I get a ticket for it? I was speechless:no:

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sounds like you caught the guy on a bad day.

but thats no reason to group all of them together with him and call them cocksuckers and cumguzzlers.

but i understand, i would be pissed too!

coppers are always trying to catch me ridin dirty!

Would it cross your mind out of all things they look for honking at an idiot would constitute a ticket?

im willing to bet if you didn't have the "pigs are cocksuckers" sticker in your window you wouldn't of gotten a ticket.

Your in a sports car, if he has any reason to pull you hes probably gonna do it.

i pulled over one time to fix a headlight, while i was parked on the side of the road a cop comes out of nowhere and pulls me. he ends up giving me a ticket for an expired inspection, but he could of gotten me for my exhaust, which was disconnected at the y pipe and faulty equipment, that damn headlight still refuses to go up....

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Originally Posted by V8MUSCLE

im willing to bet if you didn't have the "pigs are cocksuckers" sticker in your window you wouldn't of gotten a ticket.

Your in a sports car, if he has any reason to pull you hes probably gonna do it.

i pulled over one time to fix a headlight, while i was parked on the side of the road a cop comes out of nowhere and pulls me. he ends up giving me a ticket for an expired inspection, but he could of gotten me for my exhaust, which was disconnected at the y pipe and faulty equipment, that damn headlight still refuses to go up....

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I don't actually have a sticker that says that, I was just venting:growl::rotfl:
at this point doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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Originally Posted by c5z28

I don't actually have a sticker that says that, I was just venting:growl::rotfl:
at this point doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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Ah, man! that is just messed up!

Fight it. He probably won't even show up for court on that one. Hey, how much is a ticket for honking at a dumb ass anyway??? :p

i usually give a roar. 3k rpms sounds pretty mean.

Take it to court and get the horn thing thrown out..
officially.. i hate 73.593% of police officers

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Originally Posted by c5z28

So I live in California enough said-but that makes for a shitty story. I was leaving my school and I got a ticket i'll tell you my driving and you guess what I got the ticket for.
A. Having to loud of an exhaust
B. Speeding
C. having a sticker that says pigs are cocksuckers
D. honking at someone sleeping on a green light
E. Passing slow dumbasses

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Originally Posted by c5z28

I don't actually have a sticker that says that, I was just venting:growl::rotfl:
at this point doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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hmm so if he didn't have C.having a sticker that says pigs are cocksuckers
Then I'd lay money on the notion that he didn't have the balls to do B.Speeding or E. Passing slow dumbasses ...in front of a cop soo that eliminates B,C,and E. I'm thinking maybe he doesn't even have A. Having to loud of an exhaust...either.. maybe he doesn't even have a Z28.. maybe he's riding a moped or scooter... and he beeped his horn and it plays La Cooca Racha..instead.. and maaaybe just maaaaaaaybe the cops daughter is marrying and illegal alien.. and you caught him on a bad day.. That cop was a damn racist.. I knew something sounded fishy ..he just didn't like greasy mexicans haha:shots: stories like this come from too much to drink.. I had a blast tonight bar hopping.. it was an all night whorefest haha I got 3 lap dances.. two were from hot ass white girls.. the other was from a wildebeest of a black girl.. her ass .. had asses she was so big haha but it was so much fun I couldn't pass it up haha goodnight all

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Originally Posted by JoshieDoom

Take it to court and get the horn thing thrown out..
officially.. i hate 73.593% of police officers

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90% for me.

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Originally Posted by KahanaReef

Ah, man! that is just messed up!

Fight it. He probably won't even show up for court on that one. Hey, how much is a ticket for honking at a dumb ass anyway??? :p

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it doesn't matter anymore, the courts have prosecuting DA's that rep the cops so that's a moot point. BUT! i agree, lame ticket take it to court.

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

it doesn't matter anymore, the courts have prosecuting DA's that rep the cops so that's a moot point. BUT! i agree, lame ticket take it to court.

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:) well, to be perfectly honest... I've made an art-form out of getting out of tickets, so, I wouldn't know LOL!

I've only had one speeding ticket. Although, I did have to do 3 days in jail once for being clocked at over 120 back in 91... But, I still didn't get a ticket for it LOL!

illcul8troffcr that was a bit much but it made me laugh however
A. I'm a honkey
B. Not marrying nobody
C.I have a z28 and how dare you say I am not loud, I just so happen to be the loudest car on my block
http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/o...100_0214-1.jpg

When I got the ticket I asked the douche how much it was going to cost and he said he didn't know:jerkit: So I have to wait a week to find out. Whatever the cost is i'm fighting it and dragging his ass to court, that way at least the public can see how petty these people are. The bitch is even if I win I still have to pay a 10 dollar court fee and half a day waiting to be processed.

how old are you if you dont mind me asking?

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Originally Posted by c5z28

When I got the ticket I asked the douche how much it was going to cost and he said he didn't know:jerkit: So I have to wait a week to find out. Whatever the cost is i'm fighting it and dragging his ass to court, that way at least the public can see how petty these people are. The bitch is even if I win I still have to pay a 10 dollar court fee and half a day waiting to be processed.

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In New York, the only time you have to pay court fee is when you lose the case.

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Originally Posted by FSANE

how old are you if you dont mind me asking?

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I'm gonna guess teenager (or not much older).....

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Originally Posted by c5z28

When I got the ticket I asked the douche how much it was going to cost and he said he didn't know:jerkit: So I have to wait a week to find out. Whatever the cost is i'm fighting it and dragging his ass to court, that way at least the public can see how petty these people are. The bitch is even if I win I still have to pay a 10 dollar court fee and half a day waiting to be processed.

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haha amateur ... you won't be dragging his ass into court.. the court will schedule you a day to drag your ass into court on a day that that officer is already scheduled to be there on .. to stick it to you all at one time lol the best thing you can hope for is that he doesn't show up for some reason and you motion to have it dismissed. And 10 dollar court fee? haha It's $30 here for each offense or ticket

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Originally Posted by illcul8troffcr

haha amateur ... you won't be dragging his ass into court.. the court will schedule you a day to drag your ass into court on a day that that officer is already scheduled to be there on .. to stick it to you all at one time lol the best thing you can hope for is that he doesn't show up for some reason and you motion to have it dismissed. And 10 dollar court fee? haha It's $30 here for each offense or ticket

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$35 here.

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Originally Posted by FSANE

how old are you if you dont mind me asking?

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I'm 21
Last time I went to court was because the automatic seat belt harness on my honda was broken, I fixed it that day but the cop got me before, I was wearing the lap belt-anyway showed proof of fixing it judge let me go but had to pay a 10 bucks for court fees.

not to be rude to the OP or anything....I don't like it when ppl honk their horn for no reason. a lot of ppl in this town do it to say hi to each other, it's rather annoying.

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Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

I'm gonna guess teenager (or not much older).....

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You can tell by my belligerent writing huh? I was respectful to the officer that is why I had to vent on here because telling a sheriff he's a douche to his face would have been a bonehead move.

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Originally Posted by c5z28

You can tell by my belligerent writing huh? I was respectful to the officer that is why I had to vent on here because telling a sheriff he's a douche to his face would have been a bonehead move.

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haha, sheriffs here are so laid back....it's the Highway Patrol you have to watch out for :hide:

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Originally Posted by jknelms

not to be rude to the OP or anything....I don't like it when ppl honk their horn for no reason. a lot of ppl in this town do it to say hi to each other, it's rather annoying.

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but it wasn't for nothing the dumbass was what apeared to be asleep at the light (it was only one quick honk) I guess that shade of green wasn't good enough for him, and yeah I would have thought sheriffs would have been cooler than this.

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Originally Posted by c5z28

illcul8troffcr that was a bit much but it made me laugh however
A. I'm a honkey
B. Not marrying nobody
C.I have a z28 and how dare you say I am not loud, I just so happen to be the loudest car on my block

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Psssh my blower is louder than that

What a joke.

This country is full of morons, most of which are employed by our government.

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Originally Posted by GTP231

Psssh my blower is louder than that

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oww my pride. in my defense its a daily driver, you sure it isn't just the gear drive that is making all that noise:D

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Originally Posted by bodyman5000

What a joke.

This country is full of morons, most of which are employed by our government.

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thank you

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Originally Posted by c5z28

thank you

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Get a lawyer and have him tell the judge that you thought you saw a young kid running out into traffic...which was why the car was stopped but you wanted to warn the child not to cross the street.

Or you could go to court, tell the judge to go fuck herself...flip off the court officers...go to jail....sue them afterward and make a big deal out of the whole thing. Maybe take it to the Supreme Court.

Or you could say you were in a hurry to get some donuts and that dick in front of you was making you wait...that is an emergency. I am sure a cop would understand.

Or you could find out where the cop lives, drive your car through his front window and then hold the horn down screaming "IS THIS AN EMERGENCY BITCH"? (edit, don't do this..just joking Mr Patriot act and others)

Or you could say you really had to pee and by definition having to take a leak can be considered an emergency.

^^^^ I would seriously use that one, see link below and print out to take to court.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/emergency

See number two, it mentions the word relief specifically.



The reason this bothers me is that there is a good chance that the dude in front was texting his baby's momma or one of his other bitches and YOU get the ticket.

Baloney.

^^^ You nailed it right there!


Tell the judge the asshole in front of you was on the damn Phone breaking the law.... :yup:

That will do it :)

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Originally Posted by c5z28

oww my pride. in my defense its a daily driver, you sure it isn't just the gear drive that is making all that noise:D

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My GTP is my daily as well. They don't make a gear drive for the V6s thank God

Update for those who are still reading, went to the courthouse today, got there at 6am so I could be one of the 50 people to be tried. At about 9am finally got to a clerk to check my ticket and she told me the ticket had not been registered yet by the piggy-then immediatley said next! Got up at 5am on my vacation for this shit.
I did some donuts in the parking lot so I guess were even

Sounds like he holds tickets for the ones that are pricks to him..

I don't know about you but someone at a dead stop at an intersection with a green light is an emergency. It could easily cause an accident it could cause him, you or both of you to be rear ended if someone is not paying attention. What a total bs ticket I don't think I would have been able to keep a straight face if I got a ticket for that.

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Originally Posted by JonB

I don't know about you but someone at a dead stop at an intersection with a green light is an emergency. It could easily cause an accident it could cause him, you or both of you to be rear ended if someone is not paying attention. What a total bs ticket I don't think I would have been able to keep a straight face if I got a ticket for that.

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I'm sure there was more to it.

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Originally Posted by JonB

I don't know about you but someone at a dead stop at an intersection with a green light is an emergency. It could easily cause an accident it could cause him, you or both of you to be rear ended if someone is not paying attention. What a total bs ticket I don't think I would have been able to keep a straight face if I got a ticket for that.

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Good point. OP, sorry I forgot your name...lol Do you have to go to the Pleasanton Court House? If so the Judge I had there was cool as hell.

I had a driving on suspended license and a modified exhaust ticket a while back and he threw out the suspended and reduced my modified exhaust to $60.

He was by far the coolest judge I have ever appeared for.

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Originally Posted by V8MUSCLE

i usually give a roar. 3k rpms sounds pretty mean.

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Thats what i do:lol:

It sure gets their attention, i dont even bother with my horn anymore.

what a lame a$$ ticket,but par for the course in cali.i would fight it.

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Originally Posted by c5z28

Update for those who are still reading, went to the courthouse today, got there at 6am so I could be one of the 50 people to be tried. At about 9am finally got to a clerk to check my ticket and she told me the ticket had not been registered yet by the piggy-then immediatley said next! Got up at 5am on my vacation for this shit.
I did some donuts in the parking lot so I guess were even

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That is bull.

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Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

I'm sure there was more to it.

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No there wasn't I was polite, turned off the car, and had my info ready to go. I was more afraid he pulled me over for my exhaust-if you read the whole thread you would have known that. Why the hell you defending piggies anyway?

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Originally Posted by JonB

I don't know about you but someone at a dead stop at an intersection with a green light is an emergency. It could easily cause an accident it could cause him, you or both of you to be rear ended if someone is not paying attention. What a total bs ticket I don't think I would have been able to keep a straight face if I got a ticket for that.

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Actually that sounds like a good argument, I might throw that in there-say those crazy students flying by could have hit us.

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Originally Posted by Kingc8r

Good point. OP, sorry I forgot your name...lol Do you have to go to the Pleasanton Court House? If so the Judge I had there was cool as hell.

I had a driving on suspended license and a modified exhaust ticket a while back and he threw out the suspended and reduced my modified exhaust to $60.

He was by far the coolest judge I have ever appeared for.

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Yes the Pleasanton Court house, the name is Mark-you ryan?

not all cops are pricks,just 98% of them.i've had a lot more warnings that tickets.however the dude that stopped you must have been low on his quota.

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Originally Posted by 02transamce

not all cops are pricks,just 98% of them.i've had a lot more warnings that tickets.however the dude that stopped you must have been low on his quota.

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probably since 21 days later I show up to the court house and ticket hasn't been registered.

Quit your fucking crying and just own up to the ticket. The way you whine (if I were a cop) I would have wrote you a ticket too. The next time your mom, sister or person you care about is getting assaulted, raped or even killed...I bet you would be begging that cop for help and not sitting here calling him cum guzzler. Cops put themselves in danger everyday to help and protect even assholes like you. Go do a ride a long and maybe you will have a better understanding how hard that job really is. Till then you should just shut the fuck up and quit cop bashing.

Oh and....I hope you lose in court.

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Originally Posted by SINISTER-TA

Quit your fucking crying and just own up to the ticket. The way you whine (if I were a cop) I would have wrote you a ticket too. The next time your mom, sister or person you care about is getting assaulted, raped or even killed...I bet you would be begging that cop for help and not sitting here calling him cum guzzler. Cops put themselves in danger everyday to help and protect even assholes like you. Go do a ride a long and maybe you will have a better understanding how hard that job really is. Till then you should just shut the fuck up and quit cop bashing.

Oh and....I hope you lose in court.

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I respect the cops who put there lives on the line for us, I direspect those who give out bullshit tickets because I woke up some dumbass sleeping at a green light, i'm glad you would have just payed the ticket and assume the cop was right good for you, if you don't like my attitude don't pollute my thread.

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Originally Posted by SINISTER-TA

Quit your fucking crying and just own up to the ticket. The way you whine (if I were a cop) I would have wrote you a ticket too. The next time your mom, sister or person you care about is getting assaulted, raped or even killed...I bet you would be begging that cop for help and not sitting here calling him cum guzzler. Cops put themselves in danger everyday to help and protect even assholes like you. Go do a ride a long and maybe you will have a better understanding how hard that job really is. Till then you should just shut the fuck up and quit cop bashing.

Oh and....I hope you lose in court.

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what ever.there are respectable cops and there are the ones on a power trip that give them all a bad name.if i got a ticket for that b.s. i'd be pissed too.i don't dislike all cops,just the ones with the "god complex".i see it all the time,cops speeding on the interstate or through town without their lights on,or turning their lights and siren on to go through a red light just to get to the mexican resturant to eat with their cop friends.doing shit they would give me a ticket for like its no problem because they are cops.

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Originally Posted by 02transamce

what ever.there are respectable cops and there are the ones on a power trip that give them all a bad name.if i got a ticket for that b.s. i'd be pissed too.i don't dislike all cops,just the ones with the "god complex".i see it all the time,cops speeding on the interstate or through town without their lights on,or turning their lights and siren on to go through a red light just to get to the mexican resturant to eat with their cop friends.doing shit they would give me a ticket for like its no problem because they are cops.

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"Cop's speeding on the interstate". Wow...what a "god complex". There is probably a reason the cop is "speeding on the interstate". How do you know what he has going on? Are you just assuming that he just want to go fast because he can? Did you ever think about that maybe he needs to get somwhere fast (because someone needs help) and turning on his lights and sirens might just cause more of a safety hazard? Before you jump to assumptions, you should get the fact's first instead running your mouth about something you don't have clue on.

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Originally Posted by c5z28

I respect the cops who put there lives on the line for us, I direspect those who give out bullshit tickets because I woke up some dumbass sleeping at a green light, i'm glad you would have just payed the ticket and assume the cop was right good for you, if you don't like my attitude don't pollute my thread.

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Every cop that works the street puts their lives on the line. How do you know the cop that wrote you that ticket hasn't been in the shit and is lucky to be alive. You don't know. But yet... you sit here and spout off your fucking mouth like a little bitch. You cry because you got a little ticket like your whole damn world is about to fall apart. And you say "don't pollute my thread"? You have already done the polluting with gay ass trash talk. Further more....this is a public forum and it isn't your thread. You stated your opinion and I'll state mine.

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/25...ining-abo.html
Heres a website for those who want to read about cops who screwed up written by other cops enjoy

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Originally Posted by SINISTER-TA

Quit your fucking crying and just own up to the ticket. The way you whine (if I were a cop) I would have wrote you a ticket too. The next time your mom, sister or person you care about is getting assaulted, raped or even killed...I bet you would be begging that cop for help and not sitting here calling him cum guzzler. Cops put themselves in danger everyday to help and protect even assholes like you. Go do a ride a long and maybe you will have a better understanding how hard that job really is. Till then you should just shut the fuck up and quit cop bashing.

Oh and....I hope you lose in court.

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Honestly, thats not necessary in any way. He didnt do anything wrong, youd have blown the horn too. So he used some harsh language. If it happen to you, you would be complaining too.:playball:

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Originally Posted by big hammer

90% for me.

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99% for me... I live in NJ......home of the most corrupt police in the states.

cops are supposed to adhere to traffic laws regarding speed unless they have their lights on,simple as that.i guess you don't believe in crooked cops.not ALL but some that give ALL a bad name.