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Three new girls started today. The head lady that sits people and what not introduced me to them. Two fo them are very nice looking and single and the other is a nice girl but rather on the larger side. She did have a cute face and the top of her head looked pretty nice. Aparently the one liked me, well so the owner and the head lady working the floor say. :)
Liked you = trying to get a good tip :lol:
I go by the 2 hour rule
She didnt serve me my friend. The owner did and I had a free beer because I was able to pick a line out of a movie. "Dont you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and your food is waiting for you?" Uma Thurma in Pulp Fiction. I rock.......oh yes I rock.Quote:
Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
Smart man.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!
Just f'in with ya. Seriously though...had a girl at Tilted Kilt once start flirting with me...telling me how she just broke up with her bf...yada yada...I'm thinking...oh boy...here we go...heard this one before...so I played along knowing better. At the end of the meal the damn girl gave me her number haha. Epic.
You are a hero of mine. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
Only girl I have ever picked up is the one who sold me a gun. lol
:lol: Too funny. I've dated 2 girls that worked at Hooters also. It has it's pros and cons. I dated the one a year. She once came over to tell me about how they bought her an XS when she asked for a S. Then, one day she got "bought". I'm like WTF do you mean you got "bought". She says, I won out of all the Hooters girls to be a Hooters girl caddy for a bunch of guys going golfing. Hmmm...OK I guess.
2 weeks later she tells me about how she heard the owner had a huge c*&^. Alright bitch, either quit working there or were through :lol: She quit :) We didn't last much longer after that anyhow.
You ruined her career my friend, she was on the way to the top! :gtfo:Quote:
Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
I dated a stripper for a short while. Met her on the escalator at the mall. She could flex her boob muscles. It was pretty cool till she spoke.
The biggest pros would be the left and the right. :)
Fixed :)Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
I like mine better....because I was speaking of her boobs. lol
Strippers..great sex with tears
Mayday Mayda this bitch is goin down!
I'm not really a fan of huge boobs. I'm more of a 5'6/120lbs with a great ass and a nice handful of boobs kinda guy :D
No doubt. :titslap: She has some huge hooters and was not a tiny thing. She was about 5'9" and was about 140 but her tits were 10 lbs and she had those muscular legs that about popped my head off a few times.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!
I admit it, I did cry once. My ribs hurt like a mother.
I am a boob guy, I HAVE legs! I got what you are saying and I am with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
ive got to have legs...if the legs dont make me drool....im out
No cankles!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zapfool!!
I have to have legs but I am a boob guy THEN legs. But again I agree, if she has stumps or legs that are the same size all the way down I am out.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!
Hahahhahahahha.............Bill Clinton likes them!Quote:
Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS
Those stories reminded me of the girl at carls jr that gave me her number on a napkin through the drive through window.. :lol: I got home and my cousin was like "wtf is this?" And sure enough it was her number. All it took was two trips to carls that day...
Yeah I had carls for lunch and dinner! :yum:
Mornin.