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Originally Posted by pajeff02
You are barking up the wrong tree Shines.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHines-IT
Of course I don't actually expect to find a perfect partner, that's just said so they get off their "get-Jason-in-a-relationship-as-fast-as-possible" wagon. All the girls I get as "suggestions" all have at least one quality about them I despise.Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
However I must say I am a pretty excellent specimen of a human male. I shouldn't have too much trouble attaining something near-perfect according to my preferences.
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Originally Posted by pajeff02
The people have spoken.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHines-IT
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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.
I remember that episode :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
But honestly, I don't feel like finding a girl fitting my list would be too hard to accomplish
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Originally Posted by pajeff02
she's got man hands..Quote:
Originally Posted by pajeff02
Shallow Hal is his friend. Heaven forbid both pinky toes don't look the same.
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Originally Posted by pajeff02
When I girl says "I'm not a whore I just wanted to experience new things"
It's like saying
"I'm not a murderer I just wanted to kill someone"
I'm not gay, just wanted to be with a man.
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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
So she wants to try to fuck you to death... that's a problem?
women are to expensive and require to much attention... it's more fun to be single...
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Originally Posted by pajeff02
As a 21 year old I wholeheartedly agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
But eventually I want a family.
But Spaz is 31 and thinks that way. :lol:
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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
Just saying my opinion :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SiggyZ
Who knows, "eventually" may be after 31 for me. :dunno:
recently single brunette with long legs and giant "talents" who I have liked for a long time was eyeing me and smiling at me at lunch. Table had plenty of open seats too. What do I do, keep jokin with my loser friends who will never get laid and avoid eye contact :suicide: she is also into cars and rides dirtbikes..
in all honesty forget about it... divorce and everything else is far to easy these days and the male ALWAYS gets butt fucked by our ass hole legal system... i'm almost certain that nowdays more than 50% of all marriages fail... the worst pain in the world is not being able to see your own chiild everyday... save your self the pain... shit isn't worth it... just adopt a kid when you're ready and fuck every women you feel like along the way and after... :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
if you have to ask this and haven't done it yet you already failed... she now knows you are uncertain of your self and will have you wrapped around her finger... her cooter controls you already... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx