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10-04-2009, 09:47 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

funny thing is, you completely fit the profile lmao

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~rorder/brain.gif
10-04-2009, 09:48 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by toityme

in the process.... i tried to end it peacefully by saying i wanted to take a step back in our relationship... I meant I didnt want to be bf/gf.... and he took it as.. he wont say stuff like marriage, kids and how he obsesses over me and blah blah..

so.. i just text him once or twice a day now.. hopefully he will get the hint... we could have skyped for the past week now that ive been home,and i always turn it down.. that should tell him something...

should just be straight up with him. It'll be easier for both of you.

wtf role-reversal
10-04-2009, 09:48 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

pinky and the BRAIN BRAin Brain brain
10-04-2009, 09:49 PM
310stanger

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

in the process.... i tried to end it peacefully by saying i wanted to take a step back in our relationship... I meant I didnt want to be bf/gf.... and he took it as.. he wont say stuff like marriage, kids and how he obsesses over me and blah blah..

so.. i just text him once or twice a day now.. hopefully he will get the hint... we could have skyped for the past week now that ive been home,and i always turn it down.. that should tell him something...

dont text him at all. any contact at all makes it all worse
10-04-2009, 09:49 PM
blackSS01

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Originally Posted by toityme

pinky and the BRAIN BRAin Brain brain

Snarffff (spell?)
10-04-2009, 09:50 PM
310stanger

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Originally Posted by toityme

yeah..no thanks

id like to fck somebody that didnt just lose it and knew what the hell they were doing!

now wonder you dont like it up the ass lol he didnt know which hole was the right one did he lmao
10-04-2009, 09:50 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

should just be straight up with him. It'll be easier for both of you.

wtf role-reversal

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
:bino:

<------------ im trying

his friend gave me roses today from him! wtf!

im really afraid... hes already trying to get himself kicked out of his frat... hes gonna do something so dumb if i just end it..I guess I should stop saying the L word... when he says it to me
10-04-2009, 09:51 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

now wonder you dont like it up the ass lol he didnt know which hole was the right one did he lmao

nope. vagina only.... and mouth... boobies.... and thats it.
10-04-2009, 09:52 PM
blackSS01

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Originally Posted by toityme

nope. vagina only.... and mouth... boobies.... and thats it.

Works for me :shrug:

:hide: <---- From net flirting :lol:
10-04-2009, 09:52 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by toityme

nope. vagina only.... and mouth... boobies.... and thats it.

That's what my ex said at first.
10-04-2009, 09:53 PM
wheeliE-maxx

Ya know how much shit you got yourself into dating this guy to begin with? Whole big ass can of worms. Better get Sarge to loan you some firearms...
10-04-2009, 09:55 PM
310stanger

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Originally Posted by toityme

nope. vagina only.... and mouth... boobies.... and thats it.

yeah you are gonna need a guy that knows how to find the right hole then lol
10-04-2009, 09:55 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

That's what my ex said at first.

ill rip ass for no man... sorry... if you gotta resort to the butthole then the vajajay hole isnt tight enough :shrug: hahah
10-04-2009, 09:55 PM
blackSS01

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

yeah you are gonna need a guy that knows how to find the right hole then lol

I can.....I can :yay: :lmao:
10-04-2009, 09:56 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

yeah you are gonna need a guy that knows how to find the right hole then lol

hahahah id always do that... he has no clue about sht down there
10-04-2009, 09:56 PM
310stanger

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Originally Posted by toityme

ill rip ass for no man... sorry... if you gotta resort to the butthole then the vajajay hole isnt tight enough :shrug: hahah

to be perfectly honest, the vajayjay has always been just fine by me lol I mean what is better then pussy? besides nothing
10-04-2009, 09:57 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by toityme

ill rip ass for no man... sorry... if you gotta resort to the butthole then the vajajay hole isnt tight enough :shrug: hahah

She liked it more than I did, just sayin

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Originally Posted by toityme

hahahah id always do that... he has no clue about sht down there

Wait, so he could find certain things?

Now I just feel bad for you :(
10-04-2009, 09:57 PM
310stanger

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Originally Posted by toityme

hahahah id always do that... he has no clue about sht down there

haha you had to grab it and stick it in? lol i confess if its dark in the room and maybe i had a bunch to drink i dont mind being guided in, but that shits just funny lmao omg i needed that
10-04-2009, 09:58 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

to be perfectly honest, the vajayjay has always been just fine by me lol I mean what is better then pussy? besides nothing

exactly!! thats why gay men use asses the next closest thing... except i would imagine head would be better.......

lol
10-04-2009, 10:00 PM
blackSS01

I love vagina :yay:

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