Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

still waiting....did you txt her allready? i have to leave soon, so hope she gets back quick.

Damn I haven't seen TSS this excited on here ever before :lol:

If I had my ex's numbers still we'd be blowing that shit up right now but I tossed em.

wow ok maybe i should clue you guys in on 80's pop culture... i'm sure some of us here got my reference. glad to see i broke the give out the numbers ice though lololol :rotfl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I

YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!omg

wow...been a long day for me man, you can't pull shit like that with me ok! damn it...touché

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!omg

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??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WHOA

Okay so I convinced my friend to text our other friends mom.. She's pretty weird in the sense that she jokes about sleeping with her sons friends.

Him:When you gonna let me finally tap that???
Her:....excuse me?
Him: I'm a young bull ready to charge
Her: You must be drunk again...
Him: We don't have to tell Jason come on
Her: Lol okay seriously thats not funny
Him: It would be my honor to be his new stepfather
Her: lmao okay you can stop
Him: It's not that simple
-5 minutes
Him: I take it by your silence you're on your way over
Him: It's a joke momma!!! it was for a car site prank
Him: Hello??

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Originally Posted by JHayesLS1

WHOA

Okay so I convinced my friend to text our other friends mom.. She's pretty weird in the sense that she jokes about sleeping with her sons friends.

Him:When you gonna let me finally tap that???
Her:....excuse me?
Him: I'm a young bull ready to charge
Her: You must be drunk again...
Him: We don't have to tell Jason come on
Her: Lol okay seriously thats not funny
Him: It would be my honor to be his new stepfather
Her: lmao okay you can stop
Him: It's not that simple
-5 minutes
Him: I take it by your silence you're on your way over
Him: It's a joke momma!!! it was for a car site prank
Him: Hello??

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:haha: :sex:

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Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

917-867-5309 it's a NY cell.... girls name is Jenny :lmao:

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:lmao:


Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to....... :lmao:

I mean cmon..... who doesn't want at least one MILF in their lifetime :naughty:

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Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

I mean cmon..... who doesn't want at least one MILF in their lifetime :naughty:

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So long as she's a good looking MILF.....

I asked one and I got:

Her: When you think your man enough to handle it!
Me: I've been feeling pretty manly lately... just don't laugh at me! (and told her why I asked)
Her: I would

I'm kinda seeing someone off and on... but that falls through I know where I'm going lol. I didn't bother with the one I'm seeing since I have enough times...no need to ask.

Just got another one:

Me: hey, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what?!
Her: are you drunk?
Me: its 7:00. no.
Me: well...?
Her: so you're drunk?
Me: i ain't drunk. just tryin' to hit that ass.
Her: yeah, not gonna happen.

Then she proceeds to get offended and I have to explain that it was only a joke. Turned out she was having a bad week, so I had to apologize.

That one didn't turn out so well. :lol:

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Originally Posted by kickflippin1

Just got another one:

Me: hey, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what?!
Her: are you drunk?
Me: its 7:00. no.
Me: well...?
Her: so you're drunk?
Me: i ain't drunk. just tryin' to hit that ass.
Her: yeah, not gonna happen.

Then she proceeds to get offended and I have to explain that it was only a joke. Turned out she was having a bad week, so I had to apologize.

That one didn't turn out so well. :lol:

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at least i am getting told no by the same one not by many different ones :lmao:
which reminds me gotta ask her again.

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Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

at least i am getting told no by the same one not by many different ones :lmao:
which reminds me gotta ask her again.

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Oh, I can see it now:

Tony:
"So, AGAIN, when can I tap that?"

Kim:
"So, when can I hit ya over the head with a fryin pan or rollin pin?

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Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

at least i am getting told no by the same one not by many different ones :lmao:
which reminds me gotta ask her again.

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I'm just texting random people i haven't talked to in a while. Not worried about whether i'll hit it or not. :lmao:

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Originally Posted by Spaz

i started choking on my coffee when i read about joels girl... :lol:

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classic :drunk:

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Originally Posted by cammed goat

Oh, I can see it now:

Tony:
"So, AGAIN, when can I tap that?"

Kim:
"So, when can I hit ya over the head with a fryin pan or rollin pin?

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lol not quite

me: so whe.......
her: ask someone else your still sick
me: but you lust the ferret(the pet name she came up with for the rod)
her: yes but i don't lust getting sick
me: face down ass up thats.....
her: stop,no, not saying it again.
me: so when you gonna let me tap that
her: I said no
me: you lied you said you wasn't going to say no again
her: get out of here
me: ~sigh~

Well the wife told me to ask someone else so I am gonna text a close female friend back home:D

me: when you going to let me tap that?
gf: hahaha whenever you want!

me: when you going to let me tap that?
gf younger sister: EW... WTF I'm underage

me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl 1: WHATTTT????

me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl2: lol last time you did, I didnt crap right for a month
(one liner from bad santa)

me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl3: you have a way with words, this weekend!!! sssh dont tell bf or gf

me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl4: jason you already have, plus you have a gf that I actually like this time, couldnt do that to amber

me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl5: sorry done sleeping with taken guys

me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl6: you know I just started dating someone, whom just read that, what the hell, jason!

me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl7: sorry you have a gf, all you get is pictures now and memories!



I will have more soon...