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You spray cockroach with raid and they fucking take off like mad. And then you let them lay on the floor. Three days later you touch it, and they start kicking their legs. I fucking hate them. I haven't seen one in over a year now since house was taken care of. God I fucking hated them though. Like they are blind or some shit cause they will run right at you. And the stance they have, it is so fucking aggressive.
and they're fucking big and nasty and they insult my mother and are immune to the radioactive weaponry I use on themQuote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
WAT
THE
FUK
Yeah, the shoe is the best bet, fucking Raid takes too damned long. I don't want the bastard charging me after I've sprayed him 3 times. :bat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
sometimes you even stomp them and they keep going.Quote:
Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01
Alright, no more cockroach talk otherwise I will not be able to sleep. lol
I KNOW!!! WHAT THE FUK IS THAT SHIT?? SERIOUSLY?? LIKE I HAVE REAL LIFE SHIT TO DEAL WITH LIKE PLAYING WOW AND FORGETTING TO PAY RENT; I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE FUCKERS TO DECIDE NOT TO FUKIN DIE!!! FFFUUUUUUUuQuote:
Originally Posted by grouch0jr
I'd go Duke Nukem on the bastards, walls or not. Fuk yeaQuote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
Man sometimes I browse through my facebook newsfeed and think to myself, why the fuk am I friends with some of these people, srsly.
:haha: I take it you haven't seen the Terminex or Orkin (whichever) commercial? Gross but funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
because they sent you a friend request :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
Dude, friend me. I supply priceless updates every day.
Yeah I hate that commercial, damn jagged legs.Quote:
Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01
:werd: nice paint you did of the unidentified insect, what was it? drawn from the bottom of a shoe and what was left on the wall? :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
Yeah that's pretty much the only reason. "Hey IROC went to the same highschool as me maybe, I'll add him on FB even though we have never and will never talk, either irl or on FB!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01
brool cory sto
Thanks man but I'm not really interested in the schedule of your bowels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
Iroc, i'd join farmville for your friend request. that's how serious I am
:haha: It's so gross, disturbing, yet funny. And the people always stand there, just talking to whatever it is. I mean seriously, if you opened your door and a fucking six foot tall talking cockroach was there, what the fuck would you be doing? "Can I borrow your phone..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
It should still be in my photobucket, brb I'll find it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01
Yeah...but I also detail where it fell on the bristol stool chart.Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
:haha: It was good :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
Farmville?Quote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
OH FUCK I HAVEN"T PLAYED IN 6 MONTHS!!!! NOOOOOO MY FUCKING STRAWBERRIES!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO FFFUUUUUUUUUU