Steak & a Blowjob Day !!

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03-04-2009, 08:10 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by Spikito

Ive decided that you are one of the elusive amazing women that i have been seeking my whole life. Im actually intending on coming to dallas next weekend to get shitty drunk, you should join. I should be around Mockingbird station/uptown. somewhere in there.

But yes, ive found one girl who realizes just how amazing a good blowjob is for a guy, its easy for you, makes us leave you alone for awhile, and you get whatever you want

Haha yeah guys love bjs as much as they like sex,,, as much as they like pissing when they are drunk as fck

Making your man sexually happy is the key to a happy relationship!

For example, divorce rate in america... Women think once you're married that you dont have to anymore..

I think thats weak.. When I get married to my lucky man I'll try to increase his sexual happiness...

But thats just me... Idk Like I said before, I think like a guy would... and believe in what I say.
03-04-2009, 08:12 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

You forgot that he cured AIDs, diabetes and cancer. He also brought world peace, and disarmed the world of all nuclear weapons. He plays MLB without using steroids and finds time to donate 50% of his income to the less fortunate. He is a gift to the world.

wtf

haha wow if I saw this guy even I would punch him in the face

As long as my fist doesnt rebound off his face and into mine cuz of his magnetic forcefield.
03-04-2009, 08:13 PM
Spikito

I know a girl like you, she offers me head all the time when she can tell im stressed or whatever.
03-04-2009, 08:15 PM
Spikito

just saw your profile pic....most girls who think like you are fat and weird, they give away free head so guys will like them, but youre hot
03-04-2009, 08:15 PM
Packy

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Originally Posted by toityme

wtf

haha wow if I saw this guy even I would punch him in the face

As long as my fist doesnt rebound off his face and into mine cuz of his magnetic forcefield.

He is so cool that that would have to happen while you two were having sex in his 9 sec Vette!!! :rolleyes:
03-04-2009, 08:15 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by Spikito

I know a girl like you, she offers me head all the time when she can tell im stressed or whatever.

hah yep!! Good girl! Head, sex or a massage or ALL three! in that order. lol
03-04-2009, 08:15 PM
SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

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Originally Posted by toityme

hahaha yup..

I freak out when I hear I L U.. im like.. Uh no you dont.. lol Dont even say it.. Im sure as hell not going to

Whoahh....whoever trained you did a great job. You're like a dude but with a cooter...how awesome is that. When you're going reverse cowgirl do you blow ass and laugh...cause that would top it off.
03-04-2009, 08:16 PM
Packy

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Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Whoahh....whoever trained you did a great job. You're like a dude but with a cooter...how awesome is that. When you're going reverse cowgirl do you blow ass and laugh...cause that would top it off.

:bump::woot:
03-04-2009, 08:17 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by Packy

He is so cool that that would have to happen while you two were having sex in his 9 sec Vette!!! :rolleyes:

oh hed be so lucky to get me in one of those.. lol

This one guy used to like stalk me and send me some creepy messages.. he was like this amazing soccer player in the DFW area that went to my school...

Even I wouldnt get in his vette when he showed up at my house, after I didnt even give him my address..

Nutso lol
03-04-2009, 08:17 PM
GTP231

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Originally Posted by toityme

haha Well I usually give a regular bj, but to you ladies who dont, at least give the poor man a bj on march 14th for buying all the gay ass roses and lovey dovey gushy cheap cards with words they they probably dont even mean...

Just show the man some love below the belt!

And when you're done licking your chops,, give him something much better than regular pork chops

Bust out the grill out on the porch, season up a steak and make that man the MAN MEAL that he DESERVES for putting up with your bs 98% of the damn year!

If you're really a chick you want to visit the east coast?:faint::love:
03-04-2009, 08:18 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Whoahh....whoever trained you did a great job. You're like a dude but with a cooter...how awesome is that. When you're going reverse cowgirl do you blow ass and laugh...cause that would top it off.

haha um looks like something I have to look forward to!
03-04-2009, 08:19 PM
Packy

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Originally Posted by toityme

oh hed be so lucky to get me in one of those.. lol

This one guy used to like stalk me and send me some creepy messages.. he was like this amazing soccer player in the DFW area that went to my school...

Even I wouldnt get in his vette when he showed up at my house, after I didnt even give him my address..

Nutso lol

I was being dramatic but it is good to know that you don't like clowns as well...

OKAY, back to the BJ day talk....:happy:
03-04-2009, 08:19 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by GTP231

If you're really a chick you want to visit the east coast?:faint::love:

Ive just been out there once in D.C. a few years ago. I had a few performances.. its pretty awesome!
03-04-2009, 08:20 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by Packy

I was being dramatic but it is good to know that you don't like clowns as well...

OKAY, back to the BJ day talk....:happy:

hah mybad..

yay for dicks.....................? lol
03-04-2009, 08:21 PM
Packy

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Originally Posted by toityme

Ive just been out there once in D.C. a few years ago. I had a few performances.. its pretty awesome!

Yeah DC is nice! I dig it so much when I get back from Holland I am going to try and get stationed there again.
03-04-2009, 08:21 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Whoahh....whoever trained you did a great job. You're like a dude but with a cooter...how awesome is that. When you're going reverse cowgirl do you blow ass and laugh...cause that would top it off.

haha no one trained me.. its just all a few things I really enjoy.. lol
03-04-2009, 08:23 PM
Y2KPewterSS

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Originally Posted by toityme

haha no one trained me.. its just all a few things I really enjoy.. lol

Do you even have PMS? You are currently at 9 out of 10 for perfect woman :D
03-04-2009, 08:24 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by Packy

Yeah DC is nice! I dig it so much when I get back from Holland I am going to try and get stationed there again.

yeah I enjoyed it. I liked the architecture. My sisters bf was stationed at the Arlington cemetery... he was one of the changing of the guards I believe.

We also went into Virginia and Maryland, to go to places to practice. BEAUTIFUL homes! I freaked out cuz everyone has a basement. We dont have them usually in Texas because our soil moves or some sht like that.
03-04-2009, 08:25 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

Do you even have PMS? You are currently at 9 out of 10 for perfect woman :D

nah that crap is all bs

Women go through that 12 times out of the year for many many many years. they need to get over it, its not even that effing bad.

**edit** just plug it up and give your man a bj twice as much as usual and all is well! And you're "awful" dot will be over in no time **edit**
03-04-2009, 08:26 PM
Y2KPewterSS

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Originally Posted by toityme

nah that crap is all bs

Women go through that 12 times out of the year for many many many years. they need to get over it, its not even that effing bad.

Are you sure its only 12 times a year?

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