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I hide those in public :slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by astyles
The old man is stubborn and does not know the extent of hell I will eventually cause him :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by astyles
I'm going to unleash a Spap on him :D
That is nothing newQuote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
astyles
Where did we meet? in the free candy van
Take a stab at my middle name? hellen; yer mom thought you were gonna be a girl and when u were born, she couldn't let go of the name she originally chose.
Do I smoke? a lot of cock...you need to stop, your wife is worried and children are scared
Color of my eyes? shit-brown
Do I have any siblings? 14. Yo mama was a clown car
What issues do I feel strongly about? preserving the caraboo
What's one of my favorite things to do? poop on anthills.
What's my favorite type of music? killbilly. it's like heavy metal country.
Am I shy or outgoing? submissive sex slave.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? you keep your wife in line with a swift back hand across the dome.
Any special talents? you're the only gut who can loosen bolts to the right.
What is my favorite color? pink :gay:
How many children do I have? none, i hope...otherwise the gene-pool is FUCKED
If you and I were stranded on a deserted island, what is one thing
That I would bring? your wife, i hope, otherwise you stay over there, and i'll stay over here and we'll NEVER touch, OK???
midget porn is the kind of thing that you know you dont want to see,but you watch it anyways just to see it.......:titslap::titslap:Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
DO THE SURVEYS you unoriginal bastards!
fixed....:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
Personally I enjoy my porn without midgets :shrug: leather, bondage, 3 somes, moresomes etc :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by astyles
You damn fucking men need to stop with the cologne that I like :brick:
hahaha! i've sent my guidos to thrwat you!Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
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Originally Posted by Spaz
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Originally Posted by transamprincess98
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Originally Posted by transamprincess98
yea why ruin good porn........kink.com<<<<<<<<<<<good bondage stuff
Where did we meet? The Land of Oz
Take a stab at my middle name? Tiny Tim
Do I smoke? Yes and it stunted your growth
Color of my eyes? Little brown pools of chocolate made by the Kibler Elf
Do I have any siblings? Yes.... The bearded lady, Elephant man, and a bunch of other circus freaks
What issues do I feel strongly about? Integration of Small People into the Great Big World
What's one of my favorite things to do? Stand on tippy toes to be just 1" taller
What's my favorite type of music? They Might Be Giants
Am I shy or outgoing? You are a recluse and affraid of all the large objects outside your tree home
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? You bite the ankles of any person that makes the rules
Any special talents? Get under and F Body with out a jack and creeper
What is my favorite color? Green and Gold and all the other colors of the rainbow
How many children do I have? I think I just stepped on your little ones. They looked like ants
If you and I were stranded on a deserted island, what is one thing
That I would bring? A step ladder so we can see eye to eye
There ya go short stuff :p
BWWWAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :rotfl: :lmao: that's hilarious...well done keeping to a theme-you stank pussQuote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
jad
Where did we meet? prison sex studs, vol 3, "the bailif and the juvy"
Take a stab at my middle name? stab me baby :poke:
Do I smoke? the long one
Color of my eyes? red and blue :toetap:
Do I have any siblings? there's something i've been meaning to tell you...we're related.
What issues do I feel strongly about? donuts
What's one of my favorite things to do? Pull over slow people and be like 'SON, SPEED THAT SHIT UP!"
What's my favorite type of music? raver industrial
Am I shy or outgoing? depends if you're onduty or not.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? dirty fuckin cops :rant:
Any special talents? going blind on day 1 of radar gun training b/c you held the scope backwards :lmao:
What is my favorite color? beer
How many children do I have? 3 and they're all juvenille delquints
If you and I were stranded on a deserted island, what is one thing
That I would bring? some soap-and you'd keep dropping it and telling me to pick it up YOU MONSTER!
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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
Put down the crack pipe dude! Now!!!
morning guys..
:tired: :coffee: yay... 3 hrs sleep...