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05-27-2008, 12:47 PM
Nitro_Junkie97

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Originally Posted by astyles

i find when a girl gets mad about something like that they are doing something behind your back and are afraid you are doing the same:wall:

yeah but all this was after we broke up
05-27-2008, 12:51 PM
Spaz

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Originally Posted by astyles

i find when a girl gets mad about something like that they are doing something behind your back and are afraid you are doing the same:wall:

:think: so... you know about me and boo??? :lol: :D
05-27-2008, 12:56 PM
transamprincess98

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Originally Posted by Spaz

:think: so... you know about me and boo??? :lol: :D

But I have had Boo all to myself :think:
05-27-2008, 01:00 PM
ls1blackbeauty98

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Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

ok so she came down from garland and hung out with me all day saturday. were sitting on the couch and she decides that she wants to give me head. and who am i to say no. so we hang out all day, then she leaves for her sisters that night. i talked to her for a total of 5 minutes all weekend. today she tells me that things went to fast saturday and scared her. and she decideds to jump into a relationship with a guy her sister introduces her to. I HATE BITCHS!

:lol:
like spaz said, atleast u got head :yup:
and like what was said before, ure 22...go have a good time, live life up.. you're young!
05-27-2008, 01:08 PM
Nitro_Junkie97

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Originally Posted by ls1blackbeauty98

:lol:
like spaz said, atleast u got head :yup:
and like what was said before, ure 22...go have a good time, live life up.. you're young!

yeah i know. but when you talk to someone all day everyday it just sucks for them to suddenly tell you there seeing someone else. eh, whatever though. im pretty enough, i'l find other ones.
05-27-2008, 01:13 PM
Spaz

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Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

yeah i know. but when you talk to someone all day everyday it just sucks for them to suddenly tell you there seeing someone else. eh, whatever though. im pretty enough, i'l find other ones.

:werd: i hear ya...

on a side note...

how much would you expect to pay for this TAP??? $1.00??? $2.50?!? $5.00!!!?!??! what would you say if i told you you could have that TAP for just three low monthly payments of $0.50?!?! AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!! i'll even throw in this bung hole tickler!!! WAIT!!! there's still more!!! pepper spray!!! that's right!!! i said pepper spray to remove them stuborn stains!!! for only three low monthly payments of $0.50 you get... a TAP... a bung hole tickler... and pepper spray!!!

call now... 1-800-555-5555... our operators are standing by for your call...
05-27-2008, 01:18 PM
Nitro_Junkie97

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Originally Posted by Spaz

:werd: i hear ya...

on a side note...

how much would you expect to pay for this TAP??? $1.00??? $2.50?!? $5.00!!!?!??! what would you say if i told you you could have that TAP for just three low monthly payments of $0.50?!?! AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!! i'll even throw in this bung hole tickler!!! WAIT!!! there's still more!!! pepper spray!!! that's right!!! i said pepper spray to remove them stuborn stains!!! for only three low monthly payments of $0.50 you get... a TAP... a bung hole tickler... and pepper spray!!!

call now... 1-800-555-5555... our operators are standing by for your call...

can i get one in black?
05-27-2008, 01:21 PM
Spaz

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Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

can i get one in black?

hmm... i could spray paint her... :dunno:
05-27-2008, 01:23 PM
Nitro_Junkie97

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Originally Posted by Spaz

hmm... i could spray paint her... :dunno:

if you could do like...one side black and....one side blue, i'll take 2!
05-27-2008, 01:27 PM
Spaz

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Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

if you could do like...one side black and....one side blue, i'll take 2!

perfect!!! i'll trow her on a gril and punch her... :yup:
05-27-2008, 01:28 PM
Nitro_Junkie97

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Originally Posted by Spaz

perfect!!! i'll trow her on a gril and punch her... :yup:

excellent!
05-27-2008, 01:36 PM
transamprincess98

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Originally Posted by Spaz

:werd: i hear ya...

on a side note...

how much would you expect to pay for this TAP??? $1.00??? $2.50?!? $5.00!!!?!??! what would you say if i told you you could have that TAP for just three low monthly payments of $0.50?!?! AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!! i'll even throw in this bung hole tickler!!! WAIT!!! there's still more!!! pepper spray!!! that's right!!! i said pepper spray to remove them stuborn stains!!! for only three low monthly payments of $0.50 you get... a TAP... a bung hole tickler... and pepper spray!!!

call now... 1-800-555-5555... our operators are standing by for your call...

I bet Donnie would pay you more :lol:
05-27-2008, 01:37 PM
transamprincess98

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Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

excellent!

:toetap: I don't know you well, but it won't stop me from :tap:
05-27-2008, 01:39 PM
Spaz

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

I bet Donnie would pay you more :lol:

BWAHAHAHAH!!!! he's got the local bar whore staying with him now...

"she is a friggin squirter man." -Dillan

:lol: poor fella...
05-27-2008, 01:40 PM
Nitro_Junkie97

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

:toetap: I don't know you well, but it won't stop me from :tap:

so...just one color?:dunno:
05-27-2008, 01:41 PM
Spaz

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Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

so...just one color?:dunno:

all she has to do is have a few drinks with me and she bruised up from trying to wrestle around... :lol:
05-27-2008, 01:43 PM
Nitro_Junkie97

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Originally Posted by Spaz

all she has to do is have a few drinks with me and she bruised up from trying to wrestle around... :lol:

ok so...do i only get one color or what?
05-27-2008, 01:45 PM
Spaz

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Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

ok so...do i only get one color or what?

:devil: you can have many... :yup:
05-27-2008, 01:57 PM
Nitro_Junkie97

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Originally Posted by Spaz

:devil: you can have many... :yup:

yesss. i will take 2 then.
05-27-2008, 03:12 PM
SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

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Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

ok so she came down from garland and hung out with me all day saturday. were sitting on the couch and she decides that she wants to give me head. and who am i to say no. so we hang out all day, then she leaves for her sisters that night. i talked to her for a total of 5 minutes all weekend. today she tells me that things went to fast saturday and scared her. and she decideds to jump into a relationship with a guy her sister introduces her to. I HATE BITCHS!

She's a slut dude....she'll be doing that shit her whole life until no one wants her anymore.

She's not scared of anything, she either just likes this new guy more or you have a small cawk...you pick.

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