I'm gonna shoot you in the back of the head with a bibi-gun when you're not looking.
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries
I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!
Your hair.....looks STUPID.
You look like a blueberry
Your mom is an astronaut.
THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION!!!!
Did you hear that...Bears. Now you're putting the whole station at risk.
Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
86 IROC, where'd you get that hand grenade?
Did you throw a trident?
Where'd you get that suit? The....toilet store?
Im so lost, im going to kick someone's ass so bad, that they are going to wish i didnt kick their ass so hard lol:box::rockon::lmao:
God what is that smell? It....it smells like a used diaper filled with indian food!
In highschool I got beat up a lot. I was the shortest kid in class. And lightest. 4.0 straight A's, took college classes in high school to get extra credits and graduate early. Made deans list at college while still in High school. The only thing I got good to look at, I am now 5'9, I got abs, great shape. Great paying job. Half that went to college dropped out. And the other half gained a freshman 50lbs.
I am never looking back now. Past is past and the future is ten minutes from now.
I was the cheerleader with the 3.8 GPA, barely missed graduating top 10% :dunno:
I skipped my first and second classes every single day the last half of my senior year. I ran from the administrators when they saw me leaving campus during the day. I tried skipping class in the ceiling and ended up falling into the choir practice room because the ceiling was too weak and was suspended for a week. I was also the guy that took the window markers and drew penis's on the football players cars. On a retreat we had I kidnapped a freshman out of his room and my friends and I initiated him. We put my choir teachers car on blocks one day and put his wheels all over campus. Needless to say I was pretty well known.