I'm the same as Zap, CCW for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zapper2003
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I'm the same as Zap, CCW for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zapper2003
Happy Thanksgiving!!
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7919878144/hDA0EE51D/
Well that makes turkey unappealing
very unappealing
Just doing my part to keep you guys healthy.
One look at the turkey tomorrow and you'll remember this...
Then suddenly you won't feel like eating near as much :firedevil:
almost makes you want to put in the ban pic section.....
I was going to edit it into a link and call it Miley's Thanksgiving Dance but it appears I'm outside the editable window.
In hindsight, a link would have been better.
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Originally Posted by CJREXHappy Thanksgiving!!
South Park predicted this^^^
South Park - Death to Miley Cyrus - YouTube
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This is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. The photo was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. The deer was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. (Sadly, the sasquatch managed to escape.)
It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. All this has been checked and confirmed by Snopes.
Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama
Nice rack
Also, the hunter pictured was severely wounded and given very low odds of surviving, but his friends had the foresight to bring a subsidized smartphone and he was able to log onto healthcare.gov and get Mutant Deer Antler Goring coverage (bundled with free mammograms and PAP smears)just in time to save his life. The death panel reviewed his request and decided that a complete torso transplant was financially feasible since he was a reliable voter.
Since his recovery, he has also successfully filled out over 30,000 credit card applications and SNAP assistance requests in 12 different states.
How I feel driving to work in the morning...
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Pretty Mustang! :D
Imagine the bullet drop you'd have to calculate for. More like a mortar shot than a rifle shot...Quote:
Originally Posted by Zapper2003
This is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck. The photo was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's uncle's best friend's son-in-law's niece's hairdresser's neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. The deer was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. (Sadly, the sasquatch managed to escape.)
It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. All this has been checked and confirmed by Snopes.
Honestly and Sincerely,
Barack H. Obama
I regularly hit a 300 yard target with my sons .22.....I have to hold about a foot and a half over with the scope set for 175 yards. Doesn't even leave a mark on the target.
now how many of you read it in his voice?
Between him and Morgan Freeman it's hard not to do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SMWS6TA
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Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS
^ Read "The Road Not Taken" sci-fi short story by Harry Turtledove.
And a quote from Alan Dean Foster's "With Friends Like These.." when aliens meet humans (Terrans) for the first time...
"Among known sentient species, only the Terran bares its fangs in friendly greeting"
Avatar would fit in this....big bad humans strip mine natives.....think Space Pocohonta's and you have the plot for Avatar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Y2KArcticSS
Yes but the natives in Avatar were stronger than the humans, larger and were faster as well. A human vs one of them in hand to hand combat the advantage was hugely in their favor. And in the end they won the war so in the end the big bad humans got worked.
They only won because one of our own turned against us...think Snowden.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zinergy
.......................and then said SUCKAAA.....Quote:
Originally Posted by SMWS6TA
Megan Kelly is wrong -
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i lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by Zapper2003
I can't read the text for some reasonQuote:
Originally Posted by Y2KArcticSS
Not sure what happened. It attached at a much lower resolution than the original. Sorry for the fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by chuckie669
I wanna know the whole story!
I would love to see that actually happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by REVNORR82
I put it into photobucket this time instead of uploading directly from Tapatalk. I still had to click on it to take me to photobucket and zoom twice :lol:
I've never seen this site condense a photo like that....even the gigantic one of the universe I posted a while back.
dude was just trolling his DMV/license center. not as funny as I had hoped it would be :lol:
Not all of us from Indiana are like that lol.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/06/2u9ajaju.jpg
Mustang wants to be a Camaro
The family calls them, "High Speed Driving Awards".
Man o man do I have a BUNCH of these! Guess that's why I lost my drivers license for 7 years. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Zapper2003
I chose a picture with no words necessary this time :lol:
If i was at all competent at photo editing I'd throw Keanu Reeves in there hahaha
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Originally Posted by Y2KArcticSS
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na na nana Batman!!!
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Awesome
:bravo:
:haha:
Is that a pool in a pool?
